As someone who was at the Boston T station that was closed down by the Boston Cartoon Massacre, I STILL don't have a facepalm big enough for this.

After they blew the kid's stuffed animal up, did they take his lunch money too?

Well, so long and thanks for all the fish!

Dynamite Monkey wanted for questioning.

Obnox: Dynamite Monkey wanted for questioning.

PETA silenced Dynamite Monkey.

Dallymo: The_Original_Roxtar:
FARK SHARI LEWIS' CORPSE WITH A RUSTY CHAINSAW!

/little sister loved that show
//the song that never ends was her favorite on family road trips.
///urge to kill rising

What about "My hat, it has three corners"? Did she sing that one too? That's a good one.

Three corners has my hat...
And had it not three corners,
It would not be my hat.

My *hmmm* it has three corners,
Three corners has my *hmmmm*...
And had it not *SLAP* aaaghghhhh!!!!

/it's awful
//but at least it doesn't go on and on, my friend

Mein Hut, es hat drie Ecke

Drei Ecke hat mein Hut...

was there some kind of exploding equine in the video? i didn't see anything.

OMG I've been on Fark forever and this is my first front page!!!

The terrorists have won.

"This event could not be more amazing.

"Oh wait, there's an exploding pony. Unbelievable."

That.
Was.
AWESOME!

Now I have an urge to go buy a bunch of stuffed animals and leave them in odd locations, hoping they'll get blown up on TV too.

Just kidding...I know that the cyberpolice are monitoring us and are backtracing this post, I'd better not. Because, you know...the consequences might never be the same.

Thwack: Just kidding...I know that the cyberpolice are monitoring us and are backtracing this post, I'd better not. Because, you know...the consequences might never be the same.

Ya dun goofed already!

Calmamity: Oh man, what a bunch of simpering pussies we've become.

Indeed. But on the plus side, the bomb squad now cleans up after your kids.

Okay, does anybody have anything that actually gives some information about this? Usually they don't do remote detonations unless there is something to give them a reason to be worried about some sort of device. I have a hard time buying they blew it up without some reason for suspecting it might have been needed. Then again, I'm never amazed at the level of stupid anymore.

Clue: If the news anchor has to be given a map to find out where your town is, you're not a target for terrorists.

i wish they would have blew it up more.

Bonsai Kitten to the rescue!

three words that would have saved that poor child's toy:

explosive
sniffing
dog

but hey just like firemen they have to tear shiat up since they bothered to come all that way and answer the call.

Ball of Confusion:
explosive
sniffing
dog

They already had an explosive pony, how would an explosive dog help?

What the fark did that pony ever do to you???

Skyrmion: SpinStopper: Some kid is probably crying their eyes out right now because SOMEBODY BLEW UP THEIR FAVORITE STUFFED PONY ;)

That was my thought, too. Some poor little kid lost their pony! :-(

Hmmm... I get suspicious when I see unoccupied police cars... especially around donut shops. Maybe they need to be blown up?

phrawgh: Bonsai Kitten to the rescue!

You know, I keep seeing similar images showing up in odd places. God help anyone I'd ever catch doing something like that.

/goddamned really

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Rufus Lee King: phrawgh: Bonsai Kitten to the rescue!

You know, I keep seeing similar images showing up in odd places. God help anyone I'd ever catch doing something like that.

/goddamned really

It's a cult thing. Snopes verified that they're real.

Ditto: Rufus Lee King: phrawgh: Bonsai Kitten to the rescue!

You know, I keep seeing similar images showing up in odd places. God help anyone I'd ever catch doing something like that.

/goddamned really

It's a cult thing. Snopes verified that they're real.

I knew someone in college who'd had one long enough that it didn't need the jar anymore--its bone structure had fused into a perfect cube. He rotated it onto a new facet every so often and fed it sugar water from a syringe.

Chthonic Echoes: Ditto: Rufus Lee King: phrawgh: Bonsai Kitten to the rescue!

You know, I keep seeing similar images showing up in odd places. God help anyone I'd ever catch doing something like that.

/goddamned really

It's a cult thing. Snopes verified that they're real.

I knew someone in college who'd had one long enough that it didn't need the jar anymore--its bone structure had fused into a perfect cube. He rotated it onto a new facet every so often and fed it sugar water from a syringe.

Those things are a scam. Mine was able to knock the bottle off the table (breaking it) and escape.

Dang it, did the wrong search. Sorry JesterX.

untaken_name: hose things are a scam. Mine was able to knock the bottle off the table (breaking it) and escape.

You're supposed to sever the spinal column around the C4 vertebrae first. What manual were you using?

jingks: untaken_name: hose things are a scam. Mine was able to knock the bottle off the table (breaking it) and escape.

You're supposed to sever the spinal column around the C4 vertebrae first. What manual were you using?

The PDF one you can download from the chinese servers.

Ditto: Rufus Lee King: phrawgh: Bonsai Kitten to the rescue!

You know, I keep seeing similar images showing up in odd places. God help anyone I'd ever catch doing something like that.

/goddamned really

It's a cult thing. Snopes verified that they're real.

No they didn't (new window). Stop messing with people's heads.

ZeroCorpse: No they didn't (new window). Stop messing with people's heads.

Not that snopes, the real one.

Unfortunately he couldn't talk because he was a pony.

Farking Greeks ruined gift horses for everyone!

Any sort of motion has its effect on the ponies' manes. You know, the thing on their neck. As soon as the ponies' manes starts to get good in the back, any sort of, like motion, especially of smoke or gas, begins to make the end split. That's the basis of all their nationalism; like if they can't salute the smoke every morning when they get up. Yeah, it's a vicious circle, you got it!

The_Original_Roxtar: are these pwnies 8-bit?
8-bit pwny club (new window)

I was going to post that. Now I have to give an opinion instead.

I want to invent time travel. If I do, I will go back in time 25 years with this exact clip and I will show it to everyone in 1985 who will watch it.

I want them to see the stuffed pony blown up.
I want them to see "suspicious stuffed animal" written on a real news channel in all seriousness.
I want them to hear about a school locked down over a stuffed horse destroyed by a bomb squad.

Then I will tell them that unless they make some real changes right away, that will be their future.

Back when I played WoW that was one of the cooler Arena Teams I saw. "Little Pwnies" and it was 3 female gnomes. Good times.

Great. Now you have given someone a really great idea...

Here she comes now blowin' Pony Pony
Shoot 'em down blow 'em up come on Pony
Hey it could be a bomb and I
feel all right now
Come on you gotta toss and turn
And feel all right, yeah I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

'Cause you make me feel
So good, so good, so good
So fine, so fine
It's all mine, well I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

vote for your fav headline:
a. Trojan Pony Fail
b. That pony is the bomb!
c. Michael Bay presents: My Little Pony (with 'splosions)

See? We HAVE learned from the Trojan War!

That horse was amazing.

Oznog: That horse was amazing.

Did it taste just like raisins?