He didn't practice his "quick draw" technique enough, or he'd have been fast as lightning.

NutWrench: I would have yelled "stop resisting" at him while he was busy tasering himself.

Done in two.

Relatively Obscure: hisself

I always thought it was hisse'f.

TASER != stun gun.

Ok, that's one down.

Where's the "Hero" tag?

What's his Fark handle?

On the one hand assaulting a cop is obviously way worse than assaulting a regular person (although I've yet to fathom why) on the other hand cops are allowed to assault whomever they want with impunity most of the time.

So since a cop assaulted himself he should get both life in prison and a medal from the mayor, which results in a divide by 0 situation; so we're all going to die from some kind of implosion.

the_chief: TASER != stun gun.

Yeah, but in this case Subby is right and the article headline is wrong. It says in TFA that he had barbs lodged in his hand, so it was a Taser.


This is one of those times that I wish I could laugh like Bender.

If I woke up in bed with cops leaning over me I'd be in jail, too.

I call that a case of, Taser shoots cop!

Really? Hisself? DIAF

I don't understand what the big deal is, tasers are completely safe and only used by trained professionals in the correct manner.

Look, it's a dangerous job and if that officer needed to be tasered who are we to judge? We weren't in that situation, we don't have to make the hard choices.

wanted for questioning.

/hot like fresh donut

He shot hisself??? Well glory be! Kiss my grits!

If I woke up with some stranger leaned over me I would probably start swinging my arms too.

I don't care who ya are, that right there is a ROFLMAO moment.

You tased me, Dan!
/got nothin from that show...

FTA: "Plazola was arrested and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer"

NutWrench: I would have yelled "stop resisting" at him while he was busy tasering himself.

The comedy in here is shocking, just shocking.

Molavian: If I woke up in bed with cops leaning over me I'd be in jail, too.

yup, friend of mine learned that lesson the hard way. I got two in before I realized it was him. Damn what kind of idiot wakes people up by leaning over them and poking them in the face?

Mudflap: What's his Fark handle?

I'd laugh if it was Cruiser12

CruiserTwelve I mean.

/drunk

He startled the guy out of his sleep and he came up swinging. Is the cop retarded. Not even Drill instructors would do such a thing as it pretty well known you are not responsible for the first three seconds you are awake. Most judges would have to throw out such a case.

kvinesknows: Damn what kind of idiot wakes people up by leaning over them and poking them in the face?

I'd say the same kind who tases himself.

I too tend to swing when woken up, my family knows to shake my feet, NOT stand over my head.

jackal40: I'd say the same kind who tases himself.

LOL true true.. very true.

1.) I submitted this earlier today.

2.) I'm FB friends with the suspect.

3.) I also was tazered by the Lee County Sheriff's Department. The prick cop who tazered himself had it coming. I wish it had been his service weapon instead. They are all a bunch of low-life scumbags who deserve long, slow painful deaths. May they rot in the bowels of hell.

4.) My mugshot:



Never let 'em get you down.

limeyfellow: He startled the guy out of his sleep and he came up swinging. Is the cop retarded. Not even Drill instructors would do such a thing as it pretty well known you are not responsible for the first three seconds you are awake. Most judges would have to throw out such a case.

Most Drills only pretend to be sadists to intimidate moronic recruits into paying attention, also most drills may feign stupid and brutish behavior for the same reason but are frequently highly intelligent people.

I had the good fortune of becoming speaking, and eventually drinking friends with the two most disturbingly frightening drills after running in to them at a bar off-post at Benning after graduating jump-school while awaiting a minor SNAFU to be cleared up before going on leave and ultimately on to permanent party.

I hope it made him shiat himself. Too bad mroe cops don't taser/shoot themselves.