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(Some Guy) Florida Florida's finest manages to shoot himself with taser during arrest   (clickorlando.com) divider line 36
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2010-09-07 03:22:37 PM
Shocks FIRED! SHOCKS FIRED! Reqmmmaarrbbblllll Baaaacccccccccmmmmmmm
MMM MMMM MMMMMMMUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!
 
2010-09-07 03:31:22 PM
I would have yelled "stop resisting" at him while he was busy tasering himself.
 
2010-09-07 03:51:35 PM
He didn't practice his "quick draw" technique enough, or he'd have been fast as lightning.
 
2010-09-07 03:52:17 PM
hisself

www.omgmod.org
 
2010-09-07 04:00:09 PM
Relatively Obscure: hisself

DAMMIT, now subby is beside himself.

/not subby
 
2010-09-07 05:47:04 PM
NutWrench: I would have yelled "stop resisting" at him while he was busy tasering himself.

Done in two.
 
2010-09-07 06:31:59 PM
Relatively Obscure: hisself

I always thought it was hisse'f.
 
2010-09-07 06:32:37 PM
TASER != stun gun.
 
2010-09-07 06:34:38 PM
Ok, that's one down.
 
2010-09-07 06:37:56 PM
Where's the "Hero" tag?
 
2010-09-07 06:40:03 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2010-09-07 06:42:46 PM
On the one hand assaulting a cop is obviously way worse than assaulting a regular person (although I've yet to fathom why) on the other hand cops are allowed to assault whomever they want with impunity most of the time.

So since a cop assaulted himself he should get both life in prison and a medal from the mayor, which results in a divide by 0 situation; so we're all going to die from some kind of implosion.
 
2010-09-07 06:43:49 PM
the_chief: TASER != stun gun.

Yeah, but in this case Subby is right and the article headline is wrong. It says in TFA that he had barbs lodged in his hand, so it was a Taser.


This is one of those times that I wish I could laugh like Bender.
 
2010-09-07 06:57:53 PM
If I woke up in bed with cops leaning over me I'd be in jail, too.
 
2010-09-07 07:02:10 PM
I call that a case of, Taser shoots cop!
 
2010-09-07 07:06:44 PM
Really? Hisself? DIAF
 
2010-09-07 07:07:57 PM
I don't understand what the big deal is, tasers are completely safe and only used by trained professionals in the correct manner.

Look, it's a dangerous job and if that officer needed to be tasered who are we to judge? We weren't in that situation, we don't have to make the hard choices.
 
2010-09-07 07:11:22 PM
It would be poetic justice indeed if his name were in fact Bro.
 
2010-09-07 07:13:42 PM
www.alivenotdead.com
wanted for questioning.

/hot like fresh donut
 
2010-09-07 07:13:54 PM
He shot hisself??? Well glory be! Kiss my grits!
 
2010-09-07 07:16:46 PM
I'll bet it made the room smell like warm doughnuts.
 
2010-09-07 07:17:11 PM
If I woke up with some stranger leaned over me I would probably start swinging my arms too.
 
2010-09-07 07:40:11 PM
I don't care who ya are, that right there is a ROFLMAO moment.
 
2010-09-07 08:12:44 PM
You tased me, Dan!
/got nothin from that show...
 
2010-09-07 08:38:03 PM
I know plenty of people, brother included, who will awaken with a roundhouse punch if forcibly roused, probably due to military service. Seems this guy might have a decent defense against the battery charge (heh) if he can show that he wasn't conscious during the punching, and that it was in fact the cop that precipitated it.
 
2010-09-07 09:00:24 PM
FTA: "Plazola was arrested and charged with battery on a law enforcement officer"

NutWrench: I would have yelled "stop resisting" at him while he was busy tasering himself.

The comedy in here is shocking, just shocking.
 
2010-09-07 09:43:32 PM
Molavian: If I woke up in bed with cops leaning over me I'd be in jail, too.

yup, friend of mine learned that lesson the hard way. I got two in before I realized it was him. Damn what kind of idiot wakes people up by leaning over them and poking them in the face?
 
2010-09-07 10:05:25 PM
Mudflap: What's his Fark handle?

I'd laugh if it was Cruiser12
 
2010-09-07 10:06:35 PM
CruiserTwelve I mean.

/drunk
 
2010-09-07 10:11:02 PM
He startled the guy out of his sleep and he came up swinging. Is the cop retarded. Not even Drill instructors would do such a thing as it pretty well known you are not responsible for the first three seconds you are awake. Most judges would have to throw out such a case.
 
2010-09-07 10:13:16 PM
kvinesknows: Damn what kind of idiot wakes people up by leaning over them and poking them in the face?

I'd say the same kind who tases himself.

I too tend to swing when woken up, my family knows to shake my feet, NOT stand over my head.
 
2010-09-07 10:31:21 PM
jackal40: I'd say the same kind who tases himself.

LOL true true.. very true.
 
2010-09-07 10:33:31 PM
1.) I submitted this earlier today.

2.) I'm FB friends with the suspect.

3.) I also was tazered by the Lee County Sheriff's Department. The prick cop who tazered himself had it coming. I wish it had been his service weapon instead. They are all a bunch of low-life scumbags who deserve long, slow painful deaths. May they rot in the bowels of hell.

4.) My mugshot:

www.sheriffleefl.org

Never let 'em get you down.
 
2010-09-07 10:44:07 PM
limeyfellow: He startled the guy out of his sleep and he came up swinging. Is the cop retarded. Not even Drill instructors would do such a thing as it pretty well known you are not responsible for the first three seconds you are awake. Most judges would have to throw out such a case.

Most Drills only pretend to be sadists to intimidate moronic recruits into paying attention, also most drills may feign stupid and brutish behavior for the same reason but are frequently highly intelligent people.

I had the good fortune of becoming speaking, and eventually drinking friends with the two most disturbingly frightening drills after running in to them at a bar off-post at Benning after graduating jump-school while awaiting a minor SNAFU to be cleared up before going on leave and ultimately on to permanent party.
 
2010-09-08 03:23:34 PM
I'll admit I am the submitter and I used the "hisself" because it sounded more Wilford Brimley-ish to enhance the dumbassity.

Next you'll tell me dumbassity isn't a word either.
 
2010-09-08 05:51:27 PM
I hope it made him shiat himself. Too bad mroe cops don't taser/shoot themselves.
 
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