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(Some Guy) PSA Just so you know, bathing in the restroom of a Five Guys is now a capital offense   (chronicle.augusta.com) divider line 37
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2010-09-07 04:36:37 PM
What about bathing with 5 guys in the capitol?

Specifically, I suppose, K Street.
 
2010-09-07 04:53:30 PM
One less asian gangbanger. I'm not sad.

Now the bun of the 5 guys burger is a capital offense. What a lousy bun!
 
2010-09-07 04:54:38 PM
According to Sheriff Ronnie Strength,

do not mess with Sheriff Strength
 
2010-09-07 04:55:06 PM
Man shot by deputy named

Named who? Don't leave us hanging!
 
2010-09-07 04:55:50 PM
Now, I'm the guy who submits Radley Balko cop stories, but it's kinda hard to see how this wasn't justified.
 
2010-09-07 04:55:57 PM
just bathe in the grease left over in the bag of fries.
 
2010-09-07 04:56:18 PM
The Coroner is McDonald? Seriously?
 
2010-09-07 04:56:43 PM
God-damn it!.
 
2010-09-07 04:58:04 PM
lo quilty: One less asian gangbanger. I'm not sad.

Now the bun of the 5 guys burger is a capital offense. What a lousy bun!


Gang members are known to take baths in public rest rooms?

I assumed homeless but fark logic and reason I suppose.
 
2010-09-07 04:59:18 PM
It is if you have a wide stance!
 
2010-09-07 05:07:04 PM
4chan: lo quilty: One less asian gangbanger. I'm not sad.

Now the bun of the 5 guys burger is a capital offense. What a lousy bun!

Gang members are known to take baths in public rest rooms?

I assumed homeless but fark logic and reason I suppose.


Asian people aren't homeless. If they carry guns, they are probably gang members.
 
2010-09-07 05:08:51 PM
Well, cleanliness IS next to godliness.
 
2010-09-07 05:13:01 PM
"When we found it, it appeared that he'd removed it from the bag it was in," Morgan said.


What exactly are the telltale signs of something having been in a bag previously? I'm not ready to declare a full-blown shenanigans, but this story sounds kind of sketchy...
 
2010-09-07 05:14:58 PM
five guys sucks, overpriced and i can get better food at carls jr.
 
2010-09-07 05:16:20 PM
I kept hearing about the awesomeness of five-guys fries. So I went there and got the $4 big cup. They were just fresh-cut minimally seasoned fries that weren't cooked long enough and at too high a temperature. Plus I asked for the Cajun and they gave me regular.

I now hate Five Guys and wish to masturbate into their ketchup..
 
2010-09-07 05:17:41 PM
lo quilty: 4chan: lo quilty: One less asian gangbanger. I'm not sad.

Now the bun of the 5 guys burger is a capital offense. What a lousy bun!

Gang members are known to take baths in public rest rooms?

I assumed homeless but fark logic and reason I suppose.

Asian people aren't homeless. If they carry guns, they are probably gang members.


But white people with guns are patriots...right.
 
2010-09-07 05:21:48 PM
mongbiohazard: "When we found it, it appeared that he'd removed it from the bag it was in," Morgan said.


What exactly are the telltale signs of something having been in a bag previously? I'm not ready to declare a full-blown shenanigans, but this story sounds kind of sketchy...


Yes but since the victim was not white, all the usual cop haters will stay away from this thread.
 
2010-09-07 05:25:46 PM
darth_nick23: five guys sucks, overpriced and i can get better food at carls jr.

Carl's Jr. isn't "food".
 
2010-09-07 05:30:41 PM
illicit: darth_nick23: five guys sucks, overpriced and i can get better food at carls jr.

Carl's Jr. isn't "food".


Fast food isn't food. It's a 'processed food-stuff product'.
 
2010-09-07 05:36:01 PM
Five Guy's processed food-stuff product is better than Carl's Jr. any day.
 
2010-09-07 05:40:33 PM
I just had 5 guys today, they were delicious.
 
2010-09-07 05:47:52 PM
Five Guys is NOT "fast" food. If you've ever been there, you know.

Also infinitely better than Carl's Jr.

Anyway, I eat at that particular 5 guys in Augusta once every 2 months or so. Some real assholes go there. Once there was this old guy who parked his RV across 9 spaces right in front of the building. Then biatched about how long the service took and proclaimed loudly how he would "NEVER COME BACK".

/cool story
 
2010-09-07 05:53:24 PM
Once...busy...bathroom....
 
2010-09-07 05:53:50 PM
he was in the back seat with no handcuffs. that leads one to think he wasn't under arrest and therefore not searched. looks like he was just giving him a ride somewhere when this all went down?
 
2010-09-07 05:54:08 PM
This would have been more believable if it was Steve Biko getting arrested in Soweto, but Virginia does have the death penalty so he brought it on himself.
 
2010-09-07 05:55:16 PM
darth_nick23: five guys sucks, overpriced and i can get better food fatal parking-lot altercations at carls jr.

FTFY
 
2010-09-07 06:01:24 PM
ultraholland: According to Sheriff Ronnie Strength,

do not mess with Sheriff Strength


Is that like retard strength?
 
2010-09-07 06:18:35 PM
Fear the Clam:

Is that like retard strength?

www.dernerdery.com
 
2010-09-07 06:58:39 PM
The dead man was found in the back seat of the patrol car with a nylon bag over his shoulder and a semiautomatic handgun "concealed in a shirt between his legs," Pat Morgan, GBI special agent-in-charge, said this morning.

Suspects in the back of police cars are generally searched before being put there. I wonder if the cop involved will get his hideout piece back from the evidence room before it is destroyed as a crime gun.
 
2010-09-07 07:10:10 PM
Snargi: The dead man was found in the back seat of the patrol car with a nylon bag over his shoulder and a semiautomatic handgun "concealed in a shirt between his legs," Pat Morgan, GBI special agent-in-charge, said this morning.

Suspects in the back of police cars are generally searched before being put there. I wonder if the cop involved will get his hideout piece back from the evidence room before it is destroyed as a crime gun.


Unless he wasn't arrested in the restaurant and was just being given a ride, as someone above mentioned.
 
2010-09-07 07:45:42 PM
Mr. Breeze: Anyway, I eat at that particular 5 guys in Augusta once every 2 months or so. Some real assholes go there. Once there was this old guy who parked his RV across 9 spaces right in front of the building. Then biatched about how long the service took and proclaimed loudly how he would "NEVER COME BACK".

Our local Five Guys is presided over by a really large black gentleman. His job is to shout out orders and manage pickups, requests, etc. He is extremely vocal and does not take crap from anybody. But he does it so...nicely. I would love to see how he might handle your geriatric whiner dude.

/I loves me some fast food drama.
 
2010-09-07 10:11:16 PM
More than sketchy.
Bizarrely written article from the get-go.

"The dead man was found..."
Found?

The dead man was found alive inside the restaurant before escorted outside by officers.

The dead man was never misplaced at any time.

Writer gives me reason to suspect something is being hidden- by finding something already found at me.
 
2010-09-07 10:57:05 PM
That's probably not proper procedure...generally speaking you pat anyone down before they go into the back of your car. It's easy playing Monday Morning QB when it comes to law enforcement, and this guy might have ended up getting shot anyway...but it still seems like the cop should have patted him down first.
 
2010-09-08 12:23:27 AM
It's technically the south, so shooting of minorities by cops is permitted.
 
2010-09-08 02:12:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWcrCwOdAjA
 
2010-09-08 02:13:08 AM
cycle23: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWcrCwOdAjA

I forgot how to link.

I meant
SOMEHOW RELEVANT?
 
2010-09-08 02:15:45 AM
cycle23: cycle23: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWcrCwOdAjA

I forgot how to link.

I meant
SOMEHOW RELEVANT?


My ability to do computers is dying by the second.

ok, this is relevant, right?
 
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