:( I name my plants. Don't judge me.

It's a plant, guv.

Arthur/
/obscure?

My favorite plant is named Bud.

Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.

And he was not arrested...

The old man "admitted to dealing marijuana," deputies claimed. The suspect was not arrested because he is caring for his equally elderly wife.

The plants with female names are better.

Are we ready to call off Prohibition II yet?

Remember folks, it's a dangerous---gateway---drug only used by minorities---

MOTHERFARKING PLANT

If I make it to 80 I will pretty much commit any victimless crime I want.

The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.

Was "an eight foot tall pot plant" not clear enough for you?

Audrey.

Come on. Really? Leave the guy alone.

The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.


eight foot tall pot plant

this was in the title. Pay closer attention next time.

JesseL: The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.

Was "an eight foot tall pot plant" not clear enough for you?

*shakes fist*

The Asshole Guy: The suspect was not arrested because he is caring for his equally elderly wife.

And now the poor old gal doesn't even have any medicine. =(


I say when you hit 75, you get a free pass on drug usage entirely. Just don't drive. Cars are f-ing dangerous.

tolallorti: The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.


eight foot tall pot plant

this was in the title. Pay closer attention next time.

Well he still was not arrested so he is still a subtard.

The Asshole Guy: tolallorti: The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.


eight foot tall pot plant

this was in the title. Pay closer attention next time.

Well he still was not arrested so he is still a subtard.

pot/kettle

It seems like these pot head hippies never grow up!
He should be stoned!

REO-Weedwagon: The plants with female names are better.

Pope sees what you did there.

The Asshole Guy: tolallorti: The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.


eight foot tall pot plant

this was in the title. Pay closer attention next time.

Well he still was not arrested so he is still a subtard.

But now you're the pot that's complaining about just how little visible light is reflected by the kettle.

The Asshole Guy: tolallorti: The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.


eight foot tall pot plant

this was in the title. Pay closer attention next time.

Well he still was not arrested so he is still a subtard.

You know, my son has mental subtardation and I find that term really offensive. The PC term is either "Person of Compromised Posting Capabilities" or Eric.

The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.

I don't know if anybody has pointed it out yet, but marijuana is also known as pot. Yeah it's weird I know, but the kids these days are always making up new words just like that.

At least they're not stuffing him in a jail cell. I'd hate to be 80 and have to slug the biggest guy just to show the other whipper-snappers who's boss.

Sexy Republican Girl: pot/kettle

Well shiat.

JesseL: The Asshole Guy: tolallorti: The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.


eight foot tall pot plant

this was in the title. Pay closer attention next time.

Well he still was not arrested so he is still a subtard.

But now you're the pot that's complaining about just how little visible light is reflected by the kettle.

I will admit I farked up but so did subtard. His fark up is a lot bigger than mine.

Just because you're an Army vet, doesn't mean you're without fault and should be given a "get out of jail free" card. Dahmer had discharge papers. So did McVeigh. And Nidal Malik Hasan will get them.

strife: At least they're not stuffing him in a jail cell. I'd hate to be 80 and have to slug the biggest guy just to show the other whipper-snappers who's boss.

I'm kind of surprised they didn't tase him.

The Asshole Guy: JesseL: The Asshole Guy: tolallorti: The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.


eight foot tall pot plant

this was in the title. Pay closer attention next time.

Well he still was not arrested so he is still a subtard.

But now you're the pot that's complaining about just how little visible light is reflected by the kettle.

I will admit I farked up but so did subtard. His fark up is a lot bigger than mine.

Just drop it you big tard before I take your sippy cup away.

The Asshole Guy: JesseL: The Asshole Guy: tolallorti: The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.


eight foot tall pot plant

this was in the title. Pay closer attention next time.

Well he still was not arrested so he is still a subtard.

But now you're the pot that's complaining about just how little visible light is reflected by the kettle.

I will admit I farked up but so did subtard. His fark up is a lot bigger than mine.

Size isn't everything. But also, the actual article has "busted" in the headline, so subby's fail is inherited really. Which inflates yours relatively speaking. ;)

The Asshole Guy: I will admit I farked up but so did subtard. His fark up is a lot bigger than mine.

The bu.bu.bu.but subby defense! Very nice. Been awhile since I've seen that one. They're usually so political.

JesseL: Are we ready to call off Prohibition II yet?

Yeah. That.

I'm assuming it was named "Dawn". By early September "Don" should be dead, leaving "Dawn" to cry sticky tears mourning the loss of her mate.

REO-Weedwagon: The plants with female names are better.

(that's the post I meant to quote)

/dumbass

Well, REO-Weedwagon, drug abuse IS a serious problem. Do you have ANY idea how many innocent angel trumpets are sexually abused each year, how many poppies have to suffer serious bullying from base weeds, or how often marijuana leaves cry themselves to sleep at night because of sexual discrimination? Stop drug abuse! And I'm not even mad about people spilling beer here, you know.

ubermensch: Just because you're an Army vet, doesn't mean you're without fault and should be given a "get out of jail free" card. Dahmer had discharge papers. So did McVeigh. And Nidal Malik Hasan will get them.

yeah, Hilter had discharge papers too, look out THAT turned out! 420 is Hilter's bday and 420 is the official weed smoke out time!
How could we be so blind to the nazi weed!!!

Sexy Republican Girl: The Asshole Guy: JesseL: The Asshole Guy: tolallorti: The Asshole Guy: Way to leave out the fact they where marijuana plants subtard.


eight foot tall pot plant

this was in the title. Pay closer attention next time.

Well he still was not arrested so he is still a subtard.

But now you're the pot that's complaining about just how little visible light is reflected by the kettle.

I will admit I farked up but so did subtard. His fark up is a lot bigger than mine.

Just drop it you big tard before I take your sippy cup away.

Try and take away my sippy cup. I'll throw up all over you.

I thought his favorite plant was "Robert".

Warren: . . . You see, you buy a lot of these, you scatter them around, and nobody'll notice you don't have enough furniture.
Larry: Hey, this one looks nice.
Warren: No, you don't want that, Larry. That's got buds.
Larry: So what?
Warren: You don't want to watch life blossoming, while yours...
Larry: . . Isn't, yeah. Hey, how about a fern?
Warren: Great. But, Larry, don't call 'em ferns. Call 'em guys.
Larry: Guys?
Warren: Yeah, make 'em feel like your buddy. You can watch football games together.
Larry: Watch football games with a plant?
Warren: Hey, you never know.

I say cut his farking nuts off and dip him in lemon juice. Then shoot his wife/kids/pets/whatever just for good measure.

I mean he's an evil drug dealer right? He's destroying the country while the fine upstanding officers are keeping all our children safe.

/fark the police

I agree. Once you hit a certain age, you should be allowed to do basically whatever you want so long as it's in your own home and all parties are consenting (although, you should ALREADY be able to do that).

And why the fark haven't we LEGALIZED A GODDAMN PLANT YET?

username101: And why the fark haven't we LEGALIZED A GODDAMN PLANT YET?

What's next, Medical Cocaine?

/god i'm high

hobblekitty Quote 2010-09-07 07:54:14 PM
The Winona County Sheriff's Department is drying out the marijuana "to determine the amount of narcotics." "so they can smoke copious quantities of fat spliffs and then proceed to eat lots of donuts."

FTFY

Actually, they re-sell it to clinics in Colorado.
FTA

And on that note, I think it's time to go vape some Durban Poison. =P

excusimfark: hobblekitty Quote 2010-09-07 07:54:14 PM
The Winona County Sheriff's Department is drying out the marijuana "to determine the amount of narcotics." "so they can smoke copious quantities of fat spliffs and then proceed to eat lots of donuts."

FTFY

Actually, they re-sell it to clinics in Colorado.
FTA

Bull, even if it is in the article. Dispensaries here have to grow 70% of their own product, and the remaining 30% is bought fresh from local growers. Sure, occasionally you get the odd shop selling stuff that they've gotten from Cali/Mexico/wherever, but they don't last long. If the cops don't shut them down, we patients do.

excusimfark: What's next, Medical Cocaine?

/god i'm high

radarlove Quote 2010-09-07 07:58:30 PM
excusimfark: hobblekitty Quote 2010-09-07 07:54:14 PM
The Winona County Sheriff's Department is drying out the marijuana "to determine the amount of narcotics." "so they can smoke copious quantities of fat spliffs and then proceed to eat lots of donuts."

FTFY

Actually, they re-sell it to clinics in Colorado.
FTA

Bull, even if it is in the article. Dispensaries here have to grow 70% of their own product, and the remaining 30% is bought fresh from local growers. Sure, occasionally you get the odd shop selling stuff that they've gotten from Cali/Mexico/wherever, but they don't last long. If the cops don't shut them down, we patients do.

Well, I thought I saw it there...

Thank god this menace has been stopped. I hope they put him away for a long, long time. Hell, a substantial sentence at that age would effectively be a life sentence. And that's a good thing. Can you imagine the harm that could have come to the community had this man not been caught? I don't even want to imagine the current destruction he has leveled; the consequences of which may not come to light for some time, until some kid he gave pots to flips out and kills people many years down the line. The horror. The horror.