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		"They were then held against their will and forced to dance until police arrived" (3news.co.nz)		65
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WTFDYW

2010-09-07 01:23:01 PM

Now that's some funny shiat right there.

jchic

2010-09-07 01:33:45 PM

Next time slaughter the bastards and bury the remains in a shallow grave.

/can't stand vandals

Sleeping Monkey

2010-09-07 01:42:03 PM

"I am a crazy mother f*ker, am I not?"

/pure win

Julieahni

2010-09-07 01:42:36 PM

Awesome.

ciderczar

2010-09-07 01:45:28 PM

When playground games go too far.

netizencain

2010-09-07 01:56:18 PM

Being forced to dance is not funny

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mitchcumstein1

2010-09-07 03:01:43 PM

That doesn't sound like very much S-s-s-s A-a-a-a F-f-f-f E-e-e-e T-t-t-t Y-y-y-y.

pxlboy

2010-09-07 06:52:28 PM

creative punishments like this are the best punishments.

astralvortex

2010-09-07 06:52:58 PM

Was it the "forbidden dance"?

Molavian

2010-09-07 06:54:18 PM

I AM THE LAW!

Rufus Lee King

2010-09-07 06:55:12 PM

platkat

2010-09-07 06:55:51 PM

FTFA: The clip has since been removed from YouTube.

"But we posted it... so enjoy!"

MrStarbuck

2010-09-07 06:55:53 PM

Really? Filter-pwned? My word.

GreenSun

2010-09-07 06:56:10 PM

Oh wow, no wonder even the police couldn't hold their laughter in! Do you know how the Mario Brothers dance went? It somehow looks like that...

JesseL

2010-09-07 06:56:59 PM

Just how were they forced to dance?

hailin

2010-09-07 06:58:05 PM

We had someone in town setup a video camera that caught a few punks vandalizing his garage. He took that and then photoshopped their heads onto various other bodies (women, dogs, scrawny little men, etc.) with these hilarious quips about the vandals (questioning their sexuality and manliness). He then posted them ALL over town. When the vandals came back for payback, he had the cops arrest them on the spot.

It was entertaining to say the least, but I always thought he was a little dumb to challenge gang kids like that.

LargeCanine

2010-09-07 07:01:39 PM

Rufus Lee King beat me to it.

/long eared galloot!

traylor

2010-09-07 07:03:53 PM

Dance??? Why not force them to ass-rape each other with their spray-cans?

AmazingRuss

2010-09-07 07:05:49 PM

Were they also forced to leave their friends behind?

Prosthetic Anus

2010-09-07 07:08:30 PM

"No, no, nickelback's homo music..."

lol

Kanemano

2010-09-07 07:08:56 PM

Well you can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine

logruszed

2010-09-07 07:09:56 PM

Prosthetic Anus: "No, no, nickelback's homo music..."

lol

He does have a point.

Day_Old_Dutchie

2010-09-07 07:17:18 PM

traylor: Dance??? Why not force them to ass-rape each other with their spray-cans?

Squeal like a pig!

NicoFinn

2010-09-07 07:22:17 PM

We need an awesome tag.

Dr_Gene

2010-09-07 07:22:38 PM

Kanemano: Well you can dance if you want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well they're no friends of mine

Well, in the video they weren't wearing hats, so maybe.

JohnAnnArbor

2010-09-07 07:22:52 PM

Witchyman

2010-09-07 07:25:02 PM

Extended footage of Boobs on Bikes '10 (NSFW) - Video is on the sidebar.

A much better video in my opinion.

Prosthetic Anus

2010-09-07 07:25:20 PM

logruszed: Prosthetic Anus: "No, no, nickelback's homo music..."

lol

He does have a point.

Completely agreed. Dude cracked me up.

/actually homos generally have much better taste in music than nickelback

abhorrent1

2010-09-07 07:28:32 PM

farking win!

Lampmonster

2010-09-07 07:33:55 PM

Prosthetic Anus: logruszed: Prosthetic Anus: "No, no, nickelback's homo music..."

lol

He does have a point.

Completely agreed. Dude cracked me up.

/actually homos generally have much better taste in music than nickelback

No gay man I've ever known would listen to that dreck. Was also not fond of the jiggaboo comment. Outside of that, outstanding video. Did he have a gun, or was he just huge?

BuckTurgidson

2010-09-07 07:36:03 PM

That. Is. Hilarious.

Illegal as hell, but Hilarious.

fireclown

2010-09-07 07:37:42 PM

Kiwis are just the best.

kasper03

2010-09-07 07:37:49 PM

clap.gif

avid770

2010-09-07 07:38:05 PM

I was with the couple right up until the broad started being racist.

"Can you dance to rock or just jiggaboo shiat?"

fark you, lady, cool points withdrawn.

Prosthetic Anus

2010-09-07 07:38:58 PM

Lampmonster: Prosthetic Anus: logruszed: Prosthetic Anus: "No, no, nickelback's homo music..."

lol

He does have a point.

Completely agreed. Dude cracked me up.

/actually homos generally have much better taste in music than nickelback

No gay man I've ever known would listen to that dreck. Was also not fond of the jiggaboo comment. Outside of that, outstanding video. Did he have a gun, or was he just huge?

Huh, didn't make it as far as the jiggaboo comment... Not so cool that.

nytmare

2010-09-07 07:41:49 PM

NicoFinn

2010-09-07 07:45:45 PM

Prosthetic Anus: Huh, didn't make it as far as the jiggaboo comment... Not so cool that.

Me neither. That sucked. And the homo comment was pretty sh*tty, too.

DigitalCoffee

2010-09-07 07:48:42 PM

You know who else liked to make people dance?

i51.tinypic.com

All these melodies, they go on too long
Then that energy starts to come on way too strong
All those hearts lay open; that must sting
Plus, some customers just die combusting
That's the penalty when life is but a song

/they got the mustard out

logruszed

2010-09-07 07:51:03 PM

Prosthetic Anus: Lampmonster: Prosthetic Anus: logruszed: Prosthetic Anus: "No, no, nickelback's homo music..."

lol

He does have a point.

Completely agreed. Dude cracked me up.

/actually homos generally have much better taste in music than nickelback

No gay man I've ever known would listen to that dreck. Was also not fond of the jiggaboo comment. Outside of that, outstanding video. Did he have a gun, or was he just huge?

Huh, didn't make it as far as the jiggaboo comment... Not so cool that.

It's really too bad that that word has such a horrible history and connotation (although to be fair the context and usage for people of a different culture may not be the same or as incendiary as it is in the U.S.), because phonetically that word is really funny; like "Kookamunga", or "Kalamazoo".

logruszed

2010-09-07 07:52:03 PM

DigitalCoffee: You know who else liked to make people dance?

All these melodies, they go on too long
Then that energy starts to come on way too strong
All those hearts lay open; that must sting
Plus, some customers just die combusting
That's the penalty when life is but a song

/they got the mustard out

I've got a theory...

kuuni

2010-09-07 07:52:09 PM

Yeah, that sucks that they're racist coonts.

Still, what can you expect from a hick town like Whangarei.

mtylerjr

2010-09-07 07:55:44 PM

we won't stop until somebody calls the cops
and even then we'll start again and just pretend that
nothing ever happened

danduran

2010-09-07 07:58:22 PM

I'm a Kiwi, and never even heard of that word 'jiggaboo'. WTF is that?

It IS Whangarei though. What do you expect. I'd be surprised if anyone in that clip isn't stoned.

Precision Boobery

2010-09-07 08:04:40 PM

All y'all fark boys, tuck toys inside your pants
Just to pull it out, point it at the ground and make a tagger wanna dance

jingks

2010-09-07 08:17:11 PM

A least they weren't forced to sing the blues.

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