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Mugato

2010-09-07 12:40:36 PM

Darth Vader, Batman and Lando Calrissian can pull off a cape, that's it. No, not Superman. He has no need for a cape. It doesn't make him intimidating like Vader or Batman or a smooth brother like Lando. It just makes him look gayer than he already does.

Well okay, I'll throw Dracula in there.

The English Major

2010-09-07 12:54:08 PM

Mugato: Darth Vader, Batman and Lando Calrissian can pull off a cape, that's it. No, not Superman. He has no need for a cape. It doesn't make him intimidating like Vader or Batman or a smooth brother like Lando. It just makes him look gayer than he already does.

Well okay, I'll throw Dracula in there.

Dr. Doom can pull off a cape.

I_Am_Weasel

2010-09-07 01:09:03 PM

Damn you, Darwin, he was just a kid! You should have taken the parents.

DarthBrooks

2010-09-07 01:20:15 PM

jehovahs witness protection

2010-09-07 01:20:29 PM

They don't need no stinking capes.
www.superchicos.com

Mugato

2010-09-07 01:24:29 PM

The English Major: Dr. Doom can pull off a cape

Dr. Doom is just a ripoff of Darth Vader.

/yes, I know Dr. Doom precedes Vader by decades. I never troll without a disclaimer at the end

robmilmel

2010-09-07 01:25:07 PM

So he Isadora Duncan'ed himself?

The Stealth Hippopotamus

2010-09-07 01:26:43 PM

Mugato: Lando Calrissian can pull off a cape

1/2 cape. He doesn't have the mojo for the full on cape.

NuttierThanEver

2010-09-07 01:27:50 PM

My god you've gotten fat subby

Quasar

2010-09-07 01:44:01 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Damn you, Darwin, he was just a kid! You should have taken the parents.

Actually, depending on how old the parents are, naturally selecting the 15 year old that ties blankets around his neck is in fact the optimal Darwinian solution.

Sybarite

2010-09-07 01:44:23 PM

CravenMorehead

2010-09-07 01:52:28 PM

Let us not forget Larry David
www.thefestivuspole.com

/hot

The English Major

2010-09-07 02:07:54 PM

CravenMorehead: Let us not forget Larry David

/hot

Who are you?!
I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer.

FishyFred

2010-09-07 02:23:32 PM

How about ascots? Or jabots?

strangeguitar

2010-09-07 03:20:39 PM

Here's a guy who could rock a cape and be scarier than Dracula any day of the week:

i95.photobucket.com

KhamanV

2010-09-07 04:12:09 PM

Came for Edna, got bonus Watchmen, leaving.

quansem

2010-09-07 04:14:22 PM

Big Man On Campus

2010-09-07 04:14:45 PM

Dixie_Wrecked

2010-09-07 04:16:35 PM

Was he trying to be thuperman?

/Corky

dj_spanmaster

2010-09-07 04:16:40 PM

Simplicity victory, subby.

ferretman

2010-09-07 04:17:01 PM

texdent

2010-09-07 04:17:38 PM

Leeds

2010-09-07 04:18:44 PM

Ah nuts. This incident has set my BBC cause back at least 3 years.

BRING BACK CAPES!

queezyweezel

2010-09-07 04:19:05 PM

RIP Batman.

dcigary

2010-09-07 04:21:10 PM

I_Am_Weasel

2010-09-07 04:23:12 PM

Yo! Some caped his ass.

No Such Agency

2010-09-07 04:23:23 PM

A cape could conceal weapons and equipment from an opponent, and if it's durable it might be useful in a variety of emergencies, so I could see why a hero would wear one. Hell, it might just be to keep the rain off on those long, wet night patrols over Gotham.

But two words: QUICK RELEASE. It would solve all the problems, including the one in TFA.

lohphat

2010-09-07 04:23:33 PM

Isadora Duncan would like to have a word with you. (new window)

Torchsong

2010-09-07 04:24:36 PM

Article is clearly bogus:

An emergency room nurse on his way to his cabin happened across the scene. He found the boy with no pulse and started performing CPR, but failed to revive him.

Everyone knows nurses are female.

/Obivous troll can't spel...

lilbjorn

2010-09-07 04:27:20 PM

CygnusDarius

2010-09-07 04:28:15 PM

Fark. Superman.

Redwing

2010-09-07 04:31:19 PM

platkat

2010-09-07 04:32:36 PM

"No es cape. Vaya con Dios."

skyotter

2010-09-07 04:32:56 PM

when i made my (made-up, silly, generic) superhero costume for Halloween a few years back, my cape attached with velcro to prevent just that disaster.

yes, i had Edna Mode in mind. but i can't help but wonder why more caped heroes don't do the same thing.

kolpanic

2010-09-07 04:33:09 PM

NuttierThanEver: subby

Be nice, Edna.

texdent

2010-09-07 04:33:17 PM

stickintehmud

2010-09-07 04:35:32 PM

I was going to post Spawn, then saw Sybarite has already covered it.

oh fark it,
individual.utoronto.ca

MorphOSX

2010-09-07 04:36:18 PM

CygnusDarius: Fark. Superman.

And that's who?

red5ish

2010-09-07 04:37:23 PM

Zorro could rock a cape.

Stavr0

2010-09-07 04:37:23 PM

No Such Agency: But two words: QUICK RELEASE. It would solve all the problems, including the one in TFA.

That's what clothespins are for. Quick release for one's beach towel cape.

texdent

2010-09-07 04:37:28 PM

MorphOSX: CygnusDarius: Fark. Superman.

And that's who?

Sentry. He's a Superman Expy minus the alien origin and with more mental issues than you can shake a stick at.

OnmyojiOmn

2010-09-07 04:38:14 PM

Cape thread?

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