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2010-09-07 12:40:36 PM
Darth Vader, Batman and Lando Calrissian can pull off a cape, that's it. No, not Superman. He has no need for a cape. It doesn't make him intimidating like Vader or Batman or a smooth brother like Lando. It just makes him look gayer than he already does.

Well okay, I'll throw Dracula in there.
 
2010-09-07 12:54:08 PM
Mugato: Darth Vader, Batman and Lando Calrissian can pull off a cape, that's it. No, not Superman. He has no need for a cape. It doesn't make him intimidating like Vader or Batman or a smooth brother like Lando. It just makes him look gayer than he already does.

Well okay, I'll throw Dracula in there.


Dr. Doom can pull off a cape.
 
2010-09-07 01:09:03 PM
Damn you, Darwin, he was just a kid! You should have taken the parents.
 
2010-09-07 01:20:15 PM
samanthaiam.files.wordpress.com

cache.gawker.com
 
2010-09-07 01:20:29 PM
They don't need no stinking capes.
www.superchicos.com
 
2010-09-07 01:24:29 PM
The English Major: Dr. Doom can pull off a cape

Dr. Doom is just a ripoff of Darth Vader.

/yes, I know Dr. Doom precedes Vader by decades. I never troll without a disclaimer at the end
 
2010-09-07 01:25:07 PM
So he Isadora Duncan'ed himself?
 
2010-09-07 01:26:43 PM
Mugato: Lando Calrissian can pull off a cape

1/2 cape. He doesn't have the mojo for the full on cape.
 
2010-09-07 01:27:50 PM
My god you've gotten fat subby
 
2010-09-07 01:44:01 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Damn you, Darwin, he was just a kid! You should have taken the parents.

Actually, depending on how old the parents are, naturally selecting the 15 year old that ties blankets around his neck is in fact the optimal Darwinian solution.
 
2010-09-07 01:44:23 PM
Mugato: Darth Vader, Batman and Lando Calrissian can pull off a cape, that's it. No, not Superman. He has no need for a cape. It doesn't make him intimidating like Vader or Batman or a smooth brother like Lando. It just makes him look gayer than he already does.

Well okay, I'll throw Dracula in there.



media.comicvine.com
 
2010-09-07 01:52:28 PM
Let us not forget Larry David
www.thefestivuspole.com
/hot
 
2010-09-07 02:07:54 PM
CravenMorehead: Let us not forget Larry David

/hot


Who are you?!
I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer.
 
2010-09-07 02:23:32 PM
How about ascots? Or jabots?
 
2010-09-07 03:20:39 PM
Here's a guy who could rock a cape and be scarier than Dracula any day of the week:

i95.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-07 04:12:09 PM
Came for Edna, got bonus Watchmen, leaving.
 
2010-09-07 04:14:22 PM
i12.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-07 04:14:45 PM
thisdistractedglobe.com
 
2010-09-07 04:16:35 PM
Was he trying to be thuperman?

/Corky
 
2010-09-07 04:16:40 PM
Simplicity victory, subby.
 
2010-09-07 04:17:01 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-09-07 04:17:38 PM
blog.mtviggy.com
 
2010-09-07 04:18:44 PM
Ah nuts. This incident has set my BBC cause back at least 3 years.

BRING BACK CAPES!
 
2010-09-07 04:19:05 PM
RIP Batman.
 
2010-09-07 04:21:10 PM
biobreak.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-09-07 04:23:12 PM
Yo! Some caped his ass.
 
2010-09-07 04:23:23 PM
A cape could conceal weapons and equipment from an opponent, and if it's durable it might be useful in a variety of emergencies, so I could see why a hero would wear one. Hell, it might just be to keep the rain off on those long, wet night patrols over Gotham.

But two words: QUICK RELEASE. It would solve all the problems, including the one in TFA.
 
2010-09-07 04:23:33 PM
 
2010-09-07 04:24:36 PM
Article is clearly bogus:

An emergency room nurse on his way to his cabin happened across the scene. He found the boy with no pulse and started performing CPR, but failed to revive him.

Everyone knows nurses are female.

/Obivous troll can't spel...
 
2010-09-07 04:27:20 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2010-09-07 04:28:15 PM
brainstomping.files.wordpress.com

Fark. Superman.
 
2010-09-07 04:31:19 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2010-09-07 04:32:36 PM
pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com

"No es cape. Vaya con Dios."
 
2010-09-07 04:32:56 PM
when i made my (made-up, silly, generic) superhero costume for Halloween a few years back, my cape attached with velcro to prevent just that disaster.

yes, i had Edna Mode in mind. but i can't help but wonder why more caped heroes don't do the same thing.
 
2010-09-07 04:33:09 PM
NuttierThanEver: subby

Be nice, Edna.
 
2010-09-07 04:33:17 PM
ryanlb.com

comicsworthreading.com

www.pixiepalace.com
 
2010-09-07 04:35:32 PM
I was going to post Spawn, then saw Sybarite has already covered it.

oh fark it,
individual.utoronto.ca
 
2010-09-07 04:36:18 PM
CygnusDarius: Fark. Superman.

And that's who?
 
2010-09-07 04:37:23 PM
Zorro could rock a cape.
 
2010-09-07 04:37:23 PM
No Such Agency: But two words: QUICK RELEASE. It would solve all the problems, including the one in TFA.

That's what clothespins are for. Quick release for one's beach towel cape.
 
2010-09-07 04:37:28 PM
MorphOSX: CygnusDarius: Fark. Superman.

And that's who?


Sentry. He's a Superman Expy minus the alien origin and with more mental issues than you can shake a stick at.
 
2010-09-07 04:38:14 PM
Cape thread?

img255.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-07 04:38:23 PM
Came for the stupid newfie jokes, leaving disappointed.
 
2010-09-07 04:40:15 PM
Got your cape right here

www.wizards.com


//I know it is a cloak
 
2010-09-07 04:43:14 PM
Who needs a cape when you've got
a.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-07 04:43:59 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2010-09-07 04:45:08 PM
img836.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-07 04:46:44 PM
The English Major
Dr. Doom can pull off a cape.

So can the rear wheels of an ATV...
 
2010-09-07 04:49:05 PM
www.nndb.com

knows the dangers of combining trailing fabrics with open vehicles
 
2010-09-07 04:50:08 PM
myspamhere: Got your cape right here

//I know it is a cloak


www.comicbookmovie.com
 
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