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2010-09-07 02:27:37 PM
tl;dr
 
2010-09-07 02:30:33 PM
UF replaced Pouncey at Center?
 
2010-09-07 02:31:07 PM
Aided? They shot the farker.

Remind me never to ask you for help, subby.

Or help writing good puns.
 
2010-09-07 02:31:42 PM
blog.seattlepi.com

Who thinks she's hot?
I mean she's hot but...not THAT hot.
 
2010-09-07 02:32:55 PM
So after reading the comments, I just gotta wonder- What exactly is defined as a "human habitat?" Apparently all we ever do is invade other animals' habitats.
 
2010-09-07 02:36:15 PM
BeezyBates: Who thinks she's hot?
I mean she's hot but...not THAT hot.


Wrong thread I'm guessing? In any case, I think a lot of it has to do with her attitude. She's snarky and hard-to-get, but still has a friendly smile. Plus she's into video games and geek culture, so that helps a lot with the Fark crowd.
 
2010-09-07 02:37:08 PM
2 Hookers and an 8 Ball: So after reading the comments, I just gotta wonder- What exactly is defined as a "human habitat?" Apparently all we ever do is invade other animals' habitats.

us.123rf.com

Get off his lawn.
 
2010-09-07 02:40:10 PM
That's some serious luggage.
 
2010-09-07 02:40:31 PM
I'm suggesting we turn this thread into the hottest women in the world thread.
 
2010-09-07 02:41:53 PM
This is news in Florida? Did they miss the story about the Quran?
 
2010-09-07 02:42:23 PM
The alligator was shot and removed from the drain by a trapper.
images2.fanpop.com
/am i the only one?
 
2010-09-07 02:43:03 PM
USCLaw2010: UF replaced Pouncey at Center?

No but I think they should throw him down a storm drain and called animal controll.

/dude learn how to hike a ball
//Can't believe our defence had to carry our asses against Miami(Ohio).
///Face Palm
////Im gonna go burn a koran for jesus
//slashie slashie
 
2010-09-07 02:43:27 PM
Poor alligator! Why didn't they catch it and release it back into the wild?

:-(
 
2010-09-07 02:54:10 PM
lo quilty: Poor alligator! Why didn't they catch it and release it back into the wild?

Don't worry. There are plenty more. Maybe they ate it. I've had gator tail but it had so much cajun spice in it I really don't know what it taste like. They make pretty goof looking boots and hand bags too.
 
2010-09-07 02:57:01 PM
Great picture accompanying the story. It added so much.
 
2010-09-07 03:02:13 PM
Dixie_Wrecked: lo quilty: Poor alligator! Why didn't they catch it and release it back into the wild?

Don't worry. There are plenty more. Maybe they ate it. I've had gator tail but it had so much cajun spice in it I really don't know what it taste like. They make pretty goof looking boots and hand bags too.


A gator that big usually does not have good meat. Smaller ones, though, make good alligator tail.
 
2010-09-07 03:04:53 PM
lo quilty: Poor alligator! Why didn't they catch it and release it back into the wild?

:-(


Someone in the comments who claimed to be there said they had to kill it because it was aggressively trying to get through the grate at the kids who found it, and it appeared to have lost it's fear of humans. So they decided that releasing something that might have gone on to keep hanging out near humans and potentially kill someone eventually was a bad idea.
 
2010-09-07 03:05:34 PM
BeezyBates: I'm suggesting we turn this thread into the hottest women in the world thread.

How about if we turned it into a hot women wearing leather thread since leather can come from gators?
 
2010-09-07 03:06:47 PM
Gator Aid? You guys get the joke? The DRINK, gatorade. Holy farking shiat.
 
2010-09-07 03:12:12 PM
Dixie_Wrecked: I've had gator tail but it had so much cajun spice in it I really don't know what it taste like.

Tastes like chicken
 
2010-09-07 03:12:21 PM
Dixie_Wrecked: lo quilty: Poor alligator! Why didn't they catch it and release it back into the wild?

Don't worry. There are plenty more. Maybe they ate it. I've had gator tail but it had so much cajun spice in it I really don't know what it taste like. They make pretty goof looking boots and hand bags too.


mmmmmmm gator po-boy


i478.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-07 03:17:37 PM
Water sucks, Gatorade is better
 
2010-09-07 03:19:27 PM
Remind me never to get Lippy as they probably won't find it Hardy Har Har, ok?
 
2010-09-07 03:20:09 PM
yert: USCLaw2010: UF replaced Pouncey at Center?

No but I think they should throw him down a storm drain and called animal controll.

/dude learn how to hike a ball
//Can't believe our defence had to carry our asses against Miami(Ohio).
///Face Palm
////Im gonna go burn a koran for jesus
//slashie slashie


yeah, USF will eat us alive if we play like that.
 
2010-09-07 03:20:19 PM
yert: USCLaw2010: UF replaced Pouncey at Center?

No but I think they should throw him down a storm drain and called animal controll.

/dude learn how to hike a ball
//Can't believe our defence had to carry our asses against Miami(Ohio).
///Face Palm
////Im gonna go burn a koran for jesus
//slashie slashie


Put in the can, Gator fan.
 
2010-09-07 03:28:55 PM
yert

No but I think they should throw him down a storm drain and called animal controll control.

/dude, learn how to hike a ball
//Can't believe our defence defense had to carry our asses against Miami(Ohio).
///Face Palm
////ImI'm gonna go burn a Koran for Jesus
//slashie slashie

English, Florida farker. Do you speak it?
 
2010-09-07 03:29:26 PM
...ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I'd kill it for food and skin, I did grow up in Louisiana. That said, I can't believe they 'mercy killed' it because it was trying to get at the kids. It was trapped. They were there. It felt cornered. It hadn't lost its fear of humans, it had its fight or flight mechanism triggered by proximity and in the absence of a second option...
 
2010-09-07 03:30:49 PM
zincprincess: yert

No but I think they should throw him down a storm drain and called animal controll control.

/dude, learn how to hike a ball
//Can't believe our defence defense had to carry our asses against Miami(Ohio).
///Face Palm
////ImI'm gonna go burn a Koran for Jesus
//slashie slashie

English, Florida farker. Do you speak it?


would it not have just been easier to respond to his post with:

img1.fark.net? ;)
 
2010-09-07 03:32:13 PM
Last I heard, he was still in jail.


/obscure?
 
2010-09-07 03:33:06 PM
Ron T Davenport: The alligator was shot and removed from the drain by a trapper.

/am i the only one?


Actually, I was thinking...
i.ytimg.com
 
2010-09-07 03:33:17 PM
yert
No but I think they should throw him down a storm drain and called call animal controll control.

/dude, learn how to hike a ball
//Can't believe our defence defense had to carry our asses against Miami(Ohio).
///Face Palm
////Im I'm gonna go burn a Koran for Jesus
//slashie slashie

English, Florida farker. Do you speak it?

/oops, missed one.
 
2010-09-07 04:02:07 PM
Ron T Davenport Quote 2010-09-07 02:42:23 PM
The alligator was shot and removed from the drain by a trapper.
images2.fanpop.com
/am i the only one?


oh man I hope so.
 
2010-09-07 04:17:33 PM
Oh I see it's the old we killed it for the children excuse..............
 
2010-09-07 04:18:22 PM
Cryptic Farker: Great picture accompanying the story. It added so much.

It was simply for illustration.
 
2010-09-07 04:19:59 PM
yert: USCLaw2010: UF replaced Pouncey at Center?

No but I think they should throw him down a storm drain and called animal controll.

/dude learn how to hike a ball
//Can't believe our defence had to carry our asses against Miami(Ohio).
///Face Palm
////Im gonna go burn a koran for jesus
//slashie slashie


You guys are going to need some serious improvement to make it through the season and bowl-worthy both.
 
2010-09-07 04:22:51 PM
zincprincess: yert

No but I think they should throw him down a storm drain and called animal controll control.

/dude, learn how to hike a ball
//Can't believe our defence defense had to carry our asses against Miami(Ohio).
///Face Palm
////ImI'm gonna go burn a Koran for Jesus
//slashie slashie

English, Florida farker. Do you speak it?


STFU uncle farking vol.
you guys suck so bad even that troglodite kiffin had to leave.
 
2010-09-07 04:24:48 PM
yert: zincprincess: yert

No but I think they should throw him down a storm drain and called animal controll control.

/dude, learn how to hike a ball
//Can't believe our defence defense had to carry our asses against Miami(Ohio).
///Face Palm
////ImI'm gonna go burn a Koran for Jesus
//slashie slashie

English, Florida farker. Do you speak it?

STFU uncle farking vol.
you guys suck so bad even that troglodite kiffin had to leave.


And this is fark not comp101 so keep your red pens holstered.
 
2010-09-07 04:28:51 PM
yert STFU uncle farking vol.
you guys suck so bad even that troglodite kiffin had to leave.


The word is spelled "troglodyte".
 
2010-09-07 06:45:52 PM
It seems they just have to kill the alligator every stinking time:(
 
2010-09-07 11:41:41 PM
Just call Troy, He know wut tah do widdit.
 
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