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(Some Guy) Boobies Patricia Velasquez gallery --- mostly SFW   ( divider line 99
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53706 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2003 at 10:27 AM (12 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-06-15 10:32:23 AM  
She has a nice turd splitter.
2003-06-15 10:37:50 AM  
Nice Randy, lick your mother with that mouth?

Hey, think we're related?

2003-06-15 10:37:51 AM  
If you guys must submit SFW boobies links, make sure they are at least as hot as Ms. Velasquez. Thanks :p
2003-06-15 10:40:36 AM  
Why must Fark always post a minority as their boobies link?
2003-06-15 10:40:52 AM  
<-----she'd hit it
2003-06-15 10:43:01 AM  
She's hot but as dumb as a post. I saw some interviews she did after the Mummy Returns - they were just awful. But she's hot.
2003-06-15 10:45:43 AM  
CarbonScoring Hey! It's good to mix it up. You'll have your Anglos back soon enough.
2003-06-15 10:46:05 AM  
She's the chick that was in The Mummy Returns. Way hot.
2003-06-15 10:47:22 AM  
Smoldering eyes!
2003-06-15 10:48:06 AM  
Hot chicks own.
2003-06-15 10:52:26 AM  
She is quite thin.
2003-06-15 11:04:18 AM  
cue the "i wouldnt hit it" losers
in 5..
2003-06-15 11:11:24 AM  
I'd hit it till she was mummified
2003-06-15 11:27:58 AM  
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2003-06-15 11:28:24 AM  
Who cares what race the women are? No matter the flavor, the taste is always sweet.
2003-06-15 11:33:03 AM  
wasn't there some discussion on a thread about the MTV awards about Tara Reid looking very bad...people were saying how ugly she is and what not...

Sorry, but her eyes alone are attractive, yes it may take a professional photographer and airbrushing- so what if she's dumb or she can't act, she still has the most important thing. 'tang
I'd hit it...
2003-06-15 11:38:55 AM  
Tara Reid is a lot like Pamela Anderson, the most popular thing she ever did was do rockstars on tape. After that, she is totally worthless as an actress. It reminds me of a saying, "why buy milk, when you got the cow for free"
2003-06-15 11:39:57 AM  
I'm normally not fond of fashion models but Patricia is quite stunning.
2003-06-15 11:39:57 AM  
So when Tara gets naked...we will have no more use for her
2003-06-15 11:47:59 AM  
2003-06-15 11:48:15 AM  
...did was do rockstars on tape.

Who'd she do?

OT: I farking hate Tara Reid. She has that female-classic-rock-dj rasp to her voice mixed with a throaty sorority girl timbre, topped off by an SUV-driving, cocaine-snorting, nose-in-the-air Hollywood sub-starlet attitude who's acting reputation depends on her social reputation as a "party girl".

2003-06-15 11:52:36 AM  
06-15-03 10:32:23 AM RandyJohnson

She has a nice turd splitter.

Mwahaha! Thats hilarious!
2003-06-15 11:56:00 AM  
I mistyped that and it changed the meaning.

Tara reid is totally useless except for the box, but she will drift into nothing unless she does some porno, or if someone steals it. And that will only get her an extra 15 minutes.

Much like Pamela Anderson, she was dumb as a brick, couldnt act, and she would sleep with anybody who ever made an album under the "rock" category.
2003-06-15 12:01:22 PM  

Never saw that, but I am sure that clip was the only two minutes of it that were worht watching.
2003-06-15 12:03:23 PM  
Yeah, most of it was Tara Reid trying to "act" like a rape victim or some shiat and failing miserably

On the other hand, had PATRICIA VELASQUEZ been in the starring role, she would have just kicked Jerry O'Connell's ass or something
2003-06-15 12:10:05 PM  
Tara Reid is a younger Sharon Stone.
2003-06-15 12:17:00 PM  
This is the girl I really want to see get naked
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2003-06-15 12:18:41 PM  
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...and little Tara too!
2003-06-15 12:23:57 PM  
You're such a tool of the media. That biatch needs to be running the register at Mickey Ds.
2003-06-15 12:29:24 PM  

I just think the chick is cute, I never said she could act or sing or anything like that. I would just like to hit it.

But believe me, I would never buy any of her albums or pay to watch any of her "movies" unless she was naked of course
2003-06-15 12:31:19 PM  
I guess I just have a thing for latinas.. she is fine fine fine.
2003-06-15 12:32:56 PM  
Patricia used to date Sandra Bernhard:
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2003-06-15 01:17:08 PM  

You are missing the point, the fact that she's into other ladies makes her hotter in my book. Plus I'd rather have her hang out with this,

than these guys,

haha, who am I kidding Mr. Bean cracks me up, CRAP did i say that aloud?
2003-06-15 01:18:27 PM  
My links! My beautiful links where did they go!? =p
2003-06-15 01:19:02 PM  
I would not hit it.

2003-06-15 01:29:34 PM  
"CarbonScoring - Why must Fark always post a minority as their boobies link?"

Because latina chick are MUCH hotter than American chicks. Duh. Do I sense a hint or racism?
2003-06-15 01:37:15 PM  
Uh, make that a 'hint OF racism' Hey, I'd rather be someone who can't type than someone who may be racist.
2003-06-15 01:43:18 PM  
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2003-06-15 01:44:54 PM  
latina chick are MUCH hotter than American chicks... Do I sense a hint or racism?

laden with irony.
2003-06-15 01:45:52 PM  
Even this kid's excited...
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2003-06-15 01:50:03 PM I'm off for a cigarette now.
2003-06-15 01:51:26 PM  
Lo Hung, you're fairly creepy, even by FARK's low standards.
2003-06-15 02:07:30 PM  
This, gentlemen, is perfection. Hard to watch THE MUMMY w/out killing kittens. I love it when she strokes the cat statue the beginning.
2003-06-15 02:31:06 PM

DAMN!! (NSFW.. i think)
2003-06-15 02:31:50 PM  

(For lazy ppl who dont wanna copy/paste)
2003-06-15 02:32:43 PM  
Lol.. I suck..

2003-06-15 02:50:42 PM  
Watch the 'Behind the Scenes' on SSX Tricky for PS2 (Patricia Velasquez the voice of Marisol). She looks pretty ragged without makeup.

But yeah, I'd probably still hit it.

/SSX Picky
2003-06-15 03:27:19 PM  
Totally hittable AND very pro-weed. What else could a man ask for?
2003-06-15 03:28:51 PM  
Holy Fark, why are all these boners talking about how smart the girls in the links are? The link doesn't go to a chat room. People who post the link don't want you to get to know them, they want you to look at boobies. I think I did a pretty good job of that. That's it. End of story. No need for any of you to try and make yourself look much more intelligent than everyone else by commenting on how dumb you think these sweet, sweet women are.
2003-06-15 03:33:44 PM  
Where exactly do you people work that your bosses don't mind you looking at pictures of bikini girls?
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