Say hello to Killer, Mr Kerniff.

I tend to avoid places where the cops will beat you until your junk falls off.

note to self: NEVER GO TO RUSSIA.

serpent_sky

What did the kid even DO, if anything?

Did not respect his authoritay fast enough.


// F T P
// The only good....

Thank goodness nothing like that happens here in the US.

Here we just torture and kill our malcontents by putting them in steel cages in direct sunlight in the high desert until they die with blisters and burns covering their body....for morality crimes.

At least the guy will live.

Pigs here in the US aren't nearly as nice.

fritton: Thank goodness nothing like that happens here in the US.

Here we just torture and kill our malcontents by putting them in steel cages in direct sunlight in the high desert until they die with blisters and burns covering their body....for morality crimes.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghttt. I'm not biting on that one troll.

Biness: fritton: Thank goodness nothing like that happens here in the US.

Here we just torture and kill our malcontents by putting them in steel cages in direct sunlight in the high desert until they die with blisters and burns covering their body....for morality crimes.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghttt. I'm not biting on that one troll.

I'm definitely trolling, but the story is true..and linked here on fark.

We actually have brutalities like this happen on a fairly regular basis here in the US and the police are, for all intents and purposes, never prosecuted.

So, yeah, I think it's a wise idea to visit Russia by proxy through the magic and wonders of television.

Biness: note to self: NEVER GO TO RUSSIA.

Ya, seriously. I think there's a very important lesson we can ALL learn here. Don't go to Russia. Didn't work for all the greatest generals of history, didn't work for this kid.... I'm not taking my chances.

I'm glad mutilation this severe only happened once. I guess that makes this victim rather eunuch.

Leeds: At least the guy will live.

Pigs here in the US aren't nearly as nice.

I know, I heard about that one time a cop broke your skateboard and took your weed. rough man.

The cops here are bad, but police corruption is so rampant in Russia that there's a mass Russian exodus going on right now.

/Article in Time, August 23rd for citation

Raped with a broom stick? Some body has been reading up on their Brett Easton Ellis.
/no sick or scary tag?

In January, a Russian journalist died from being savagely beaten and raped with a broom by a policeman in the Siberian city of Tomsk, and in Moscow, a lieutenant colonel shot a snow plow driver dead for grazing his car.

Ouch.

fritton: Biness: fritton: Thank goodness nothing like that happens here in the US.

Here we just torture and kill our malcontents by putting them in steel cages in direct sunlight in the high desert until they die with blisters and burns covering their body....for morality crimes.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggghttt. I'm not biting on that one troll.

I'm definitely trolling, but the story is true..and linked here on fark.

We actually have brutalities like this happen on a fairly regular basis here in the US and the police are, for all intents and purposes, never prosecuted.

Ugh, I hate admitting this, but you are right. People accused of minor crimes are beaten and, often enough, killed at the hands of cops in the US on a regular basis. You can youtube police brutality and see the evidence yourself - and this is only what gets caught on tape.

Cops need to be held to the same standard as civilians - harm someone in your custody for any other reason than self defense, you get charged with a crime - "excessive force" just means you'll ride a desk for a week, and it is not sufficient enough of a penalty to prevent brutality.

So what's up with police being the same type of person no matter what country you are in?

Leeds: At least the guy will live.

Pigs here in the US aren't nearly as nice.

But is living without a junk really living?

On a happier note, I recall reading a Russian news article where a male customer had entered a Russian store and been abducted by the female owner.

Despite the pain of a torn frenulum (that's the bit where your foreskin attaches to your peener) he later conceded that despite the way she'd tied him up in the stores basement, the woman had treated him quite well when she wasn't riding him like a disobedient and unappreciated donkey.

/giggityova

FTFA:
"Local prosecutors in the Nizhny Novogorod region, some 500 kilometres east of Moscow, said it would decide whether to launch a probe into the incident."

Seems like a poor choice of words.

/ouch

I_Am_Weasel: Jlop985: Leeds: At least the guy will live.

Pigs here in the US aren't nearly as nice.

But is living without a junk really living?

Right, because many farkers are making good use of theirs.

Who else will keep the world's kitten population under control?

I_Am_Weasel: Right, because many farkers are making good use of theirs.

Slap-happy?

I_Am_Weasel: If I could save mine in a bottle...

Detachable penis?

bump: In January, a Russian journalist died from being savagely beaten and raped with a broom by a policeman in the Siberian city of Tomsk

I wouldn't wisk that on my worst enema..

I believe that's the same exact joke that got the journalist accosted in the first place...

/That's your warning.

Welcome to Obama's Russia?

Paging Cruiser Twelve... Cruiser Twelve to the thread, please.

Grazing a car you say?

But if you record the police, I'm sure it would be a crime. That's just immoral and unsafe.

If you dont break the law, you have nothing to worry about!

At least he will be able to sing soprano!

I came in to make sure Rasputin (new window) was mentioned, but the pic wasn't linked... until now.

"Just the month earlier, an investigator in Siberia shot a suspect during questioning."

Was the question "Do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya?"

Polly Ester: Welcome to Obama's Russia?

This is Obama's Cuban missle crisis.

Don't all Russian teens carry their genitals in a bottle??

/or is it they grow a pair after a bottle, I forget!!

LeroyBourne: Raped with a broom stick? Some body has been reading up on their Brett Easton Ellis.
/no sick or scary tag?

The article said "broom", not broom "stick". Now continue.

Maybe the kid had an epic junk kicking coming? The article didn't say what he did. I could see crimes where losing his privates painfully might be fitting and appropriate and in line with the majority of the community's standards. We don't know the circumstances on this one. There are criminals in America that it might be nice if occasionally the cops were able to give that kind of retribution before the "justice" system had a chance.