I am in awe of submitter.

If you know what I mean...

FTFA Nobody was inside the structure and 26 fire fighters quickly had the blaze under control.

So let me get this straight... no one was inside, yet 26 fire fighters went in with their hoses? Sounds like a sausage fest to me.

I sure will miss their hotdog hallway specials

+1

//I live 10 minutes from there.

Canyon believe it?

/got nothin'

I bet those firefighters rode that fire hard, and put it away wet...

ke7dkg: +1

//I live 10 minutes from there.

But I bet you could make it in 8 for an emergency.

The firemen almost had it out, then the flames reached the dressing room. Once they hit the dried on layer of hairspray, it flashed over and completely destroyed the building.

Well played, subby, well played.

ke7dkg: +1

//I live 10 minutes from there.

Holy carp, me too. We might be neighbors.

/I'm going to need you to stop playing your guitar so loud, because you suck at it
//trout sammich

Don't worry about the folks in Beaverton. We have a least six other strip clubs... Not that I have been to three of them.

Ever notice if you say "oregon" real fast it sounds like "organ"?

Will someone please think of all the poor strippers who are now out of work?

Nobody hurt? That was a close shave.

Yarly. We have a ton of places you can go see strippers. Losing a single club doesn't even make the tiniest dent in your stripper night options.

Cool story brah time!

Years ago my husband worked at a taxi company. I was waiting for him to get off work when I had to go to the bathroom and they only had porta potties. No way. I ran across the street, went in the door, and made a bee line to the ladies room. I opened the door and there was a completely naked woman preening in there. I said "Oops! Sorry!" and closed the door. I hear her say "It's okay!" and I open the door again. She is still naked.

Puzzled, but still having to go, I head to a stall. She isn't even attempting to cover up. The lock on the stall didn't work, but I figured that any weirdo would go after her first so I just did my business. When I came out of the stall she was still there, still naked. As I am washing my hands, averting my gaze as best I can as she is still preening, I realize (duh) that I must be in a strip club. I walk out of the bathroom and sure enough, there is the stage, pole, and another stripper on stage, doing her thing. Since I had spotted the bathroom immediately, I never even noticed the stage directly to the right of the door.

When I got back across the street, the dispatcher asked if I had enjoyed the show. Hehe. Story of a lifetime!

Pussy-cat, Pussy-cat, I looove you ... yeeesss IIIII doooo. (new window)

felixecho: Yarly. We have a ton of places you can go see strippers. Losing a single club doesn't even make the tiniest dent in your stripper night options.

Cool story brah time!

Years ago my husband worked at a taxi company. I was waiting for him to get off work when I had to go to the bathroom and they only had porta potties. No way. I ran across the street, went in the door, and made a bee line to the ladies room. I opened the door and there was a completely naked woman preening in there. I said "Oops! Sorry!" and closed the door. I hear her say "It's okay!" and I open the door again. She is still naked.

Puzzled, but still having to go, I head to a stall. She isn't even attempting to cover up. The lock on the stall didn't work, but I figured that any weirdo would go after her first so I just did my business. When I came out of the stall she was still there, still naked. As I am washing my hands, averting my gaze as best I can as she is still preening, I realize (duh) that I must be in a strip club. I walk out of the bathroom and sure enough, there is the stage, pole, and another stripper on stage, doing her thing. Since I had spotted the bathroom immediately, I never even noticed the stage directly to the right of the door.

When I got back across the street, the dispatcher asked if I had enjoyed the show. Hehe. Story of a lifetime!

Hehe, my wife had the same experience at Dancing Bare. Only time she's ever been in a strip club. She said she felt sorry for the girls that they didn't even have a dressing room.

ke7dkg: +1

//I live 10 minutes from there.
I'm over on the east side in Hawthorne.

schattenteufel: Will someone please think of all the poor strippers who are now out of work?
Don't worry - I doubt those girls wont have trouble finding work at one of the hundreds of other strip clubs in Portland...

FTFA

Canyon Road remained closed after 8 p.m. as crews continued mop-up duties.

Nice play on words Mr. Journalist!

Lincey: ke7dkg: +1

//I live 10 minutes from there.

Holy carp, me too. We might be neighbors.

/I'm going to need you to stop playing your guitar so loud, because you suck at it
//trout sammich

Me three. I live conveniently between Dolphin II and Stars. Lot of choices here in Beavertron.

CfarkinC: ke7dkg: +1

//I live 10 minutes from there.
I'm over on the east side in Hawthorne.

FARK PARTY AT THE BARLEY MILL !!!!!! ?

I'll give +1 to subby, but sometimes the headlines just right themselves.

...er...'write' themselves

Not Sad

I stopped in that place a few times on "police business" when I did ride alongs with my buddy. The girls there were lucky to have jobs.

CfarkinC: ke7dkg: +1

//I live 10 minutes from there.
I'm over on the east side in Hawthorne.

schattenteufel: Will someone please think of all the poor strippers who are now out of work?
Don't worry - I doubt those girls wont have trouble finding work at one of the hundreds of other strip clubs in Portland...

I used to live off Hawthorne. Loved it.

As far as strip clubs go, Union Jacks seems to be the classiest.

Subby wins this round!

/Over in zero?

Broom: Subby wins this round!

/Over in zero?



Did you call?

/derp

rickthecabbie: CfarkinC: ke7dkg: +1

//I live 10 minutes from there.
I'm over on the east side in Hawthorne.

FARK PARTY AT THE BARLEY MILL !!!!!! ?

Friends don't let friends go to McMenamins. If you're looking to have a party, I'd suggest the Acropolis in keeping with the thread here...

Impressive find, subby. Sometimes life hands you perfect material, but you still have to spot it.

FTA: Canyon Road remained closed after 8 p.m. as crews continued mop-up duties.

Mop-up + strip club = insert humor here

That's terrible, considering that Oregon, particularly around Portland, suffers from such a dire lack of strip clubs.

MadameX Quote 2010-09-07 11:36:30 AM
Ever notice if you say "oregon" real fast it sounds like "organ"?

Idaho wants you.

Oh, the horror, all of those costumes burnt up.

Bringing a whole new meaning to fire crotch.

heh hehhehe heh heh Beaver Town hehehe heh

ke7dkg: +1

//I live 10 minutes from there.

Me too! And yet, I have never heard of the place. I guess in Portland tatabars are so common they are easy to miss. Now, the giant peepshow down on the TV Hwy... Can't miss that!

crabapple: I live conveniently between Dolphin II

My friend got a DUI leaving there a few years ago. Do not U-turn to get back to 217 at 2:20 am.

davidphogan: crabapple: I live conveniently between Dolphin II

My friend got a DUI leaving there a few years ago. Do not U-turn to get back to 217 at 2:20 am.

Or, your friend could quit driving drunk in my town.

Killer Cars: That's terrible, considering that Oregon, particularly around Portland, suffers from such a dire lack of strip clubs.


/that's just terrible

Killer Cars: That's terrible, considering that Oregon, particularly around Portland, suffers from such a dire lack of strip clubs.

Lack of strip clubs???? You must not be looking hard enough. There's even a club that offers live lesbian sex shows in Beaverton.

/Haven't been there.

ke7dkg: Killer Cars: That's terrible, considering that Oregon, particularly around Portland, suffers from such a dire lack of strip clubs.

Lack of strip clubs???? You must not be looking hard enough. There's even a club that offers live lesbian sex shows in Beaverton.

/Haven't been there.

I believe you might be mistaken, sir. I think you mean "any one-bedroom apartment in Belmont, Hawthorne or Albina with a bong, a cat and fabric wall-hangings."

highwayrun: ke7dkg: Killer Cars: That's terrible, considering that Oregon, particularly around Portland, suffers from such a dire lack of strip clubs.

Lack of strip clubs???? You must not be looking hard enough. There's even a club that offers live lesbian sex shows in Beaverton.

/Haven't been there.

I believe you might be mistaken, sir. I think you mean "any one-bedroom apartment in Belmont, Hawthorne or Albina with a bong, a cat and fabric wall-hangings."

Touché

ke7dkg: Lack of strip clubs???? You must not be looking hard enough. There's even a club that offers live lesbian sex shows in Beaverton.

I know Portland offers more than that, but seriously, everytime people I know drive down to Portland for a weekend, titty bars seem to be at the epicenter of it.

Headline wrote itself. Hilarious.

/stumbling distance from the A-crop.

felixecho: Yarly. We have a ton of places you can go see strippers. Losing a single club doesn't even make the tiniest dent in your stripper night options.

Cool story brah time!

Years ago my husband worked at a taxi company. I was waiting for him to get off work when I had to go to the bathroom and they only had porta potties. No way. I ran across the street, went in the door, and made a bee line to the ladies room. I opened the door and there was a completely naked woman preening in there. I said "Oops! Sorry!" and closed the door. I hear her say "It's okay!" and I open the door again. She is still naked.

Puzzled, but still having to go, I head to a stall. She isn't even attempting to cover up. The lock on the stall didn't work, but I figured that any weirdo would go after her first so I just did my business. When I came out of the stall she was still there, still naked. As I am washing my hands, averting my gaze as best I can as she is still preening, I realize (duh) that I must be in a strip club. I walk out of the bathroom and sure enough, there is the stage, pole, and another stripper on stage, doing her thing. Since I had spotted the bathroom immediately, I never even noticed the stage directly to the right of the door.

When I got back across the street, the dispatcher asked if I had enjoyed the show. Hehe. Story of a lifetime!

Did your hubby tell you he didn't know it was a strip club? Cool story, Swa!

There was a fire truck there this morning at 10, must still be a hot spot.

ke7dkg: Killer Cars: That's terrible, considering that Oregon, particularly around Portland, suffers from such a dire lack of strip clubs.

Lack of strip clubs???? You must not be looking hard enough. There's even a club that offers live lesbian sex shows in Beaverton.

/Haven't been there.

That was sarcasm. Portland has more strip bars per capita than anyplace on earth (Vegas included)