"Mr Worf ... prepare a high yield torpedo - and write on it 'Don't fark with the Sisko!'"



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log_jammin: DS9 was just....shiat.

It's because of his stupid kid and that stupid baseball on his desk. And then it turns out he's a prophet. Plus, how can you have a "Star Trek" if you're on a "Space Station?"

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///you'll get over it

DS9 was my favorite overall. But the quality was very uneven. One week they're weighed down by the high body count of the war, the endless names of the dead, the next they're off to Risah for vacation. Another week, it's Quark pretending to be a female Ferengi.. (the only one I refused to watch)

Kirk is the only real starship captain. The rest were pussies.

Kirk - Could blow up any computer by simply telling it he always lied. Threw away god knows how many red-shirt ensigns and yet was still idolized by them. Told the Klingons and the Romulans to fark off with impunity while getting them to like him. He was the proverbial bumblebee in a garden full of blossoms when it came to nailing alien chicks.

Picard - Bald. French. Had to do the Picard Maneuver (pulling down his shirt) every time he stood up. Never had sex in his life even though you knew Troi took it in the pooper and Beverly was probably into S&M. Allowed Wesley on the bridge instead of assigning him to cleaning the torpedo tubes with a toothbrush and "accidentally" firing the torpedoes while he was in the tube.

Sisko - Bald. From Louisiana which has a lot of French overtones. Doesn't even captain a starship. He wasn't even a captain he was a farking commander so why is he even on the list anyway? He didn't get laid much but even I won't blame him for that because Kira was a biatch who needed plastic surgery and Dax was a 200 year old dude. He saw weird shiat in the wormhole which I think was an excuse for him to go on drugs and then claim it was religious crap. I'd again point out that he didn't have a starship, just a crappy space station in the middle of nowhere.

Archer - The show starts off with a crappy pop song. While he's not responsible for this it sure doesn't help. He has a crappy ship that even the Vulcans laugh at. He got laughed at by alien chicks. He had a dog. Seriously, of all the animals I'd want on board a starship a dog would rank somewhat above a rabid lion and below an electric eel. Dogs piss and crap everywhere, they bark for no reason, and they want walkies all the time. If you're in the middle of a battle the last thing you need is a farking dog wanting to play fetch.

Janeway - She's a woman. Self-explanatory.

log_jammin: DS9 was lame.

You shut your whore mouth. DS9 had the most consistent quality of any of the Treks. Yes, the first couple seasons were boring, but they weren't as godawful as the first couple seasons of TNG.

\Things really picked up when they brought Worf on board.

Thong tha thong thong thong

eddyatwork: He wasn't even a captain he was a farking commander so why is he even on the list anyway?

He got promoted, I think at the end of Season 3.

And yes, I agree. DS9 was the best Trek.

FirstNationalBastard: For the masses, that is a troll headline.

For the people who know their Trek? That headline is dead on.

I do not appreciate your insults. I know my star trek, and I say, Picard was the best. I must admit, I have certain biases in that decision. The main one being, that he is sexy as hell.

oops i forgot

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/65/ST-TNG_Tapestry.jpg/270px-S T -TNG_Tapestry.jpg

Kirk was awesome in his day.


But Stewart was a better actor. There are 4 lights!

swingerhead: Kirk was awesome in his day.

Yeah, but who was the one that punched out Q?

Exactly.

I assume DS9 got better? I tried like first 2 seasons and it was a show that obviously ran out of steam 20 minutes in.

FeedTheCollapse: I assume DS9 got better? I tried like first 2 seasons and it was a show that obviously ran out of steam 20 minutes in.

It got better. Berman and Braga started Voyager and abandoned DS9, and the DS9 crew made it not suck.

eddyatwork: Kirk is the only real starship captain. The rest were pussies.

Kirk - Could blow up any computer by simply telling it he always lied. Threw away god knows how many red-shirt ensigns and yet was still idolized by them. Told the Klingons and the Romulans to fark off with impunity while getting them to like him. He was the proverbial bumblebee in a garden full of blossoms when it came to nailing alien chicks.

Picard - Bald. French. Had to do the Picard Maneuver (pulling down his shirt) every time he stood up. Never had sex in his life even though you knew Troi took it in the pooper and Beverly was probably into S&M. Allowed Wesley on the bridge instead of assigning him to cleaning the torpedo tubes with a toothbrush and "accidentally" firing the torpedoes while he was in the tube.

Sisko - Bald. From Louisiana which has a lot of French overtones. Doesn't even captain a starship. He wasn't even a captain he was a farking commander so why is he even on the list anyway? He didn't get laid much but even I won't blame him for that because Kira was a biatch who needed plastic surgery and Dax was a 200 year old dude. He saw weird shiat in the wormhole which I think was an excuse for him to go on drugs and then claim it was religious crap. I'd again point out that he didn't have a starship, just a crappy space station in the middle of nowhere.

Archer - The show starts off with a crappy pop song. While he's not responsible for this it sure doesn't help. He has a crappy ship that even the Vulcans laugh at. He got laughed at by alien chicks. He had a dog. Seriously, of all the animals I'd want on board a starship a dog would rank somewhat above a rabid lion and below an electric eel. Dogs piss and crap everywhere, they bark for no reason, and they want walkies all the time. If you're in the middle of a battle the last thing you need is a farking dog wanting to play fetch.

Janeway - She's a woman. Self-explanatory.

This is one of the funniest things I've read on fark. Beautiful.

FirstNationalBastard: Well, it's a given that these are all nerd posts.

Why would anyone else be here discussing Star Trek if they weren't nerds?

Wow, defensive much? Up to the above post, your post was the only nerd post.

/Hey be cool with your nerdism, no need to project onto others.

log_jammin: Confabulat: Sisko was lame.

DS9 was lame.

This is why we can't have nice things. Instead we have Voyagers and Enterprises.

So that's how the replicators made food...

Picard got stabbed through the heart and laughed. The only reason you never see him get tail is he got so much of it by the time he was a captain he was bored with it. If it didn't have sixteen eyes or wasn't made of plasma it was old hat for Picard.


THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS punks.