Fast food, baby.

I'd expect that on Look Around You, not BBC.

Vroom and board.

Once again, and for a brief while, life becomes tolerable.

Sure a Queen Anne table could do 100 mph. Get an American table, maybe an Ethan Allen out there and you'll see 200 mph and you'll be able to pass the gravy boat to the left.

Can I get that to go. Fast?

Yeah, even the puns aren't fun.

Moving on.

If a bunch of them got stuck at a red light, then they'd be waiting tables.

Would like to know what's underneath.

Faster living room (new window)

invention =/= creation

I am genuinely surprised this is not in some way related to Top Gear.

/Although the driver does look like The Stig

I'm watching the video, and from over my shoulder I hear "He's not even eating anything though, what's the point of that?"

No reason? NO REASON? It's only because Fark doesn't have "Guy Stuff" tag that you'd even THINK it needed a reason.

DesktopHippie: Although the driver does look like The Stig

Um, that's not the driver, it's a dummy...

Maybe I'm missing something, but - why are they using miles per hour?

BigNumber12: Maybe I'm missing something, but - why are they using miles per hour?

Because it's the UK (also known as "England")

Anything is capable of 100 Mph, it's all a matter of direction and thrust.

RFC 1925 comes into play.

stonner: That's nothing. Top Gear put a whole cottage on wheels (new window)

The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars, "Get out of my driveway!"

- Steven Wright

So does this come with a chair capable of doing 113MPH? Now THAT would be something to see.

The fact that it has turn signals, and is plated makes me hope that there is footage of these guys driving it around on city streets somewhere.

Joce678: DesktopHippie: Although the driver does look like The Stig

Um, that's not the driver, it's a dummy...

...aaaand apparently so am I. Whoops!

Joce678: BigNumber12: Maybe I'm missing something, but - why are they using miles per hour?

Because it's the UK (also known as "England")

Reading more, I see that it's because they have Imperial Unit nostalgia. I had thought that they were officially SI, and I was right.

/hotlinks

WelldeadLink: Fast food, baby.

Aarontology: Because that's some fast food.

Gents, I know you were aching to be the first to make a joke about fast food. But if you had listened to the video, you would have known that the very first sentence uttered by the reporter is: "We've all heard of fast food."

Approve.

/Now, let's see how fast it goes 'round our
//Some say he's called Ben Collins

Joce678: BigNumber12: Maybe I'm missing something, but - why are they using miles per hour?

Because it's the UK (also known as "England")

Several other countries of the UK would like to have a word with you ...

/because it's the USA (also known as the Bible Belt)

"Why not" is actually the best reason for doing anything.

It's certainly no rocket-propelled outhouse, though.

Do you realize that you could drive that thing 100 MPH while EATING BACON?

Cooler, and more practical:

Link (new window)

A dubitable achievement.

ehartwell: No reason? NO REASON? It's only because Fark doesn't have "Guy Stuff" tag that you'd even THINK it needed a reason.

Reasons are for pussies.

We don't need no reasons. Going fast is worth it all by itself.

DesktopHippie: I am genuinely surprised this is not in some way related to Top Gear.

/Although the driver does look like The Stig

Same here. I think they need to have The Stig post a lap time with it.

He's not eating because it's powered by splitting the check at the end of the meal.
/And it'll do FTL in a vacuum.

Oznog: It's certainly no rocket-propelled outhouse, though.

That's no rocket. I believe curry was involved.