Floppy's out?

How uplifting.

Pics or I'm callin' BS

I assume the upsell with this procedure is offering to insert implants while they're in there. God bless marketing.

ckevinc: Pics or I'm callin' BS

Came to say something like this. Leaving satisfied.

Not necessarily.

Wolverines made me LOL

Unavailable for comment.

We're getting closer to Shadowrun every day...

Hmm... -1 for no use of boobies tag offset by +1 headline... you're just par for today subby

Wolverines: I keep telling my girlfriend she doesn't need a bra but she insists on wearing one. Farking 12 year olds think they know everything.

Sadly, the only reason mine needs one is to contain her nipples when she's cold / turned on. And she's not 12... yet.

/age part = joke, not the sad part

just passing through: I assume the upsell with this procedure is offering to insert implants while they're in there. God bless marketing.

This sounds like it's more a treatment for saggy breasts, so it's probably more for larger breasted women anyway.

This procedure kind of makes sense. That traditional lift where the skin is tightened tends to lead to the nipples being in the wrong place.

Worthless without pics.

Completely meh on this. Its only suitable of a's and smaller b's that don't droop much anyways. Its more of a be perky without a bra into your 40's than actually provide useful support. Kind of a shaping uplifting cosmetic procedure of 8K for smaller women who don't want to be bigger. As a side not a similar procedure has been offered in the US for years during breast enhancement where the skin above is pulled and tightened resulting in a similar lifting support. The two in conjunction might be interesting and suitable for some larger breasted women who would benefit from the added support and balancing.

I can't imagine you wouldn't be able to feel something under there. Turn off for realz.

Okay, there is a reason for wearing a bra. It's to keep your boobies from sagging. Mine won't pass the pencil test, and that makes me really happy.

Or you could go the other route, never wear a bra, and at the age of 38 your tits will be somewhere down near your belly button.

Mother's Bloody Sperm: Worthless without pics.

S'okay. Link (new window)

"Six surgeons in the U.K. offer the cone-shaped polyester mesh..."

Who wouldn't want this?! Polyester? Cone shaped boobs? UK surgeons? The only step down from this is a cube shaped Styrofoam implant inserted by a female Mexican surgeon.

At one point, with much practice, I could get a lass' bra off with one hand behind her back.

These days I'm out of practice, sadly.

Bondith: At one point, with much practice, I could get a lass' bra off with one hand behind her back.

These days I'm out of practice, sadly.

Why did she have to put her hand behind her back?

/hawt

just passing through
Why did she have to put her hand behind her back?

*cough* show me where the clasp was

She comes to work, after a week off, with enhanced boobs:
He: Hey, nice rack, got some work done?
Her: Bawaaaaaa, sob, you looked at my breast!
Boss: Your'e fired!
Why do women go through this b*llshiat if they won't let us appreciate them?

Unlike silicone implants that usually last 10 years, the internal bra system was expected to last a lifetime, according to the report.

*Expected to*, presumably based on their extensive testing of said product.

A large part of why I wear a bra is modesty... don't want my nipples to be visible through my shirt to the general viewing public. Braless is for at home. This might 'give a lift', but it still doesn't address the VN (visible nipples) issue.

Mandapants: Unlike silicone implants that usually last 10 years, the internal bra system was expected to last a lifetime, according to the report.

*Expected to*, presumably based on their extensive testing of said product.

A large part of why I wear a bra is modesty... don't want my nipples to be visible through my shirt to the general viewing public. Braless is for at home. This might 'give a lift', but it still doesn't address the VN (visible nipples) issue.

Duct tape over the nip area....

Mandapants Quote 2010-09-06 11:40:21 AM
Unlike silicone implants that usually last 10 years, the internal bra system was expected to last a lifetime, according to the report.

*Expected to*, presumably based on their extensive testing of said product.

A large part of why I wear a bra is modesty... don't want my nipples to be visible through my shirt to the general viewing public. Braless is for at home. This might 'give a lift', but it still doesn't address the VN (visible nipples) issue.


If you put thimbles over your nipples, no one would be able to guess their state of erectness.

Honest Bender: "Six surgeons in the U.K. offer the cone-shaped polyester mesh..."

Who wouldn't want this?! Polyester? Cone shaped boobs? UK surgeons? The only step down from this is a cube shaped Styrofoam implant inserted by a female Mexican surgeon.

/too lazy to post a picture of Madonna

Scrotumnal Equinox: If you put thimbles over your nipples, no one would be able to guess their state of erectness.

Wait, wearing thimbles over your nipples can halt brain function in those around you?!?

Actually, that's not all that surprising...

cig-mkr: She comes to work, after a week off, with enhanced boobs:
He: Hey, nice rack, got some work done?
Her: Bawaaaaaa, sob, you looked at my breast!
Boss: Your'e fired!
Why do women go through this b*llshiat if they won't let us appreciate them?

Why do I think you are doing it wrong?

I can ambidextrously unhook a bra with one hand, through up to 3 layers of clothing, in under 2 seconds.

Used to be able to do it only with the left, but I met this nice lesbian who did it from the right and she taught me her technique.

Any man that ever fumbled to remove a woman's bra

"No, subby, I've never had that problem and I don't know any men who ever have."

FWIW, my girlfriend almost puked/blacked out while listening to the description of the procedure. ..actually just thinking about the whole concept. I'd think the creepiness factor might pose problems with marketing, but then again I'm consistently shocked by what people are willing to do to/with their bodies.

Honest Bender: "Six surgeons in the U.K. offer the cone-shaped polyester mesh..."

Who wouldn't want this?! Polyester? Cone shaped boobs? UK surgeons? The only step down from this is a cube shaped Styrofoam implant inserted by a female Mexican surgeon.

I almost spit out my cereal. Bravo!

Just waiting for the day when a 12 year old 'has to' have this procedure to 'fit in' with her peers just like the 12 year olds getting boob jobs.

actually if women show a lot of cleavage, men won't even notice a nip.
Better yet, sport a camel toe. hehehehhe yea, that's the ticket

I can just imagine this mesh slowly grating away at the interior of the breast over time.

Meh.

I mean, if you MUST have cosmetic surgery, don't have PREEMPTIVE surgery. Wait until they're saggy and then get a lift.

I've never understood why people have such difficulty unhooking a bra. Feel for where it connects with fingertips, hold down the higher side with thumb, pull in other side with fingertips.

Voila! Bra unhooked.

fatassbastard: I've never understood why people have such difficulty unhooking a bra. Feel for where it connects with fingertips, hold down the higher side with thumb, pull in other side with fingertips.

Voila! Bra unhooked.

You should write a book

Sounds like a win-win situation to me.

Whats a Bra?

-Not recommended for large breasts
-Not recommended for people who might get pregnant
-Not recommended for people who aren't their ideal weight or a stable weight

Whelp, 3 strikes, I'm out.

fatassbastard: I've never understood why people have such difficulty unhooking a bra. Feel for where it connects with fingertips, hold down the higher side with thumb, pull in other side with fingertips.

Voila! Bra unhooked.

Or just carry a good knife.

Okay, that even sounded creepy to me. Forget I said anything.

-Not recommended for large breasts
well crap there goes that idea.
HATE wearing bras cause they make my shoulders hurt.
5'2" 140lb And 34G.
hard to eat a restaurant table with out my boobs getting in the way. pfft

alufiend: -Not recommended for large breasts
well crap there goes that idea.
HATE wearing bras cause they make my shoulders hurt.
5'2" 140lb And 34G.
hard to eat a restaurant table with out my boobs getting in the way. pfft

I see a lot of profile hits in your future, sir.