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(Yahoo) Amusing Thanks to Fark headlines, Cuba really is getting into the zombie business. Get ready for "Juan Of The Dead"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 19
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Mugato [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 10:49:04 AM
One man against a nation of the undead. Robert Rodriguez presents Danny Trejo in: "A Million to Juan". Directed by Robert Rodriguez. A Robert Rodriguez film.
 
Flappyhead
2010-09-06 12:55:55 PM
Mugato: One man against a nation of the undead. Robert Rodriguez presents Danny Trejo in: "A Million to Juan". Directed by Robert Rodriguez. A Robert Rodriguez film.

I'd watch it.
 
FunkOut [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 01:00:44 PM
Will Zombie Castro make an appearance after he escapes the backyard shed where his brother Raul had him chained up?
 
Dinobot [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 02:06:20 PM
FunkOut: Will Zombie Castro make an appearance after he escapes the backyard shed where his brother Raul had him chained up?

Came for Zombie Castro reference
 
JasonOfOrillia
2010-09-06 02:09:23 PM
Is the dialog anything like this?

Eduardo: Lo siento, Juan.
Juan: Está bien.
Eduardo: No, soy * * Lo sentimos, Juan.
Juan: ¿Qué?
[Olores] pedo de Eduardo
Juan: Oh, Dios, que está podrido!
Eduardo: Voy a dejar de hacerlo cuando deje de reír!
Juan: no estoy riendo!

/blame any errors on Google's language tools.
 
Farkin'round
2010-09-06 02:30:19 PM
pulpfactor.com
 
LeroyBourne
2010-09-06 03:07:17 PM
t1.gstatic.com

Mow that lawn zombie!
 
PizzaJedi81
2010-09-06 03:09:34 PM
Flappyhead: Mugato: One man against a nation of the undead. Robert Rodriguez presents Danny Trejo in: "A Million to Juan". Directed by Robert Rodriguez. A Robert Rodriguez film.

I'd watch it.

Who wouldn't, especially with Trejo as the lead!
 
RadioactiveApe
2010-09-06 03:37:11 PM
Cuba will become a world power after the Zombie Apocalypse.

So sayth the Good Book.
 
Riotboy
2010-09-06 04:50:04 PM
What about "Juan Night Stand"?

/a zombie rom-com
 
ridonkulous
2010-09-06 05:02:04 PM
Wow, only the title, lead characters, themes, and storyline are ripping off SHAUN OF THE DEAD.
 
farkingismybusiness
2010-09-06 05:25:10 PM
How about a Cuban vampire film? Call it "From Dusk til Juan"
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 06:39:32 PM
Riotboy: What about "Juan Night Stand"?

/a zombie rom-com

That's zombie porn. It's different.
 
davidphogan
2010-09-06 07:23:39 PM
ridonkulous: Wow, only the title, lead characters, themes, and storyline are ripping off SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

Shaun got paid for killing zombies that were blamed on the American Capitalists?
 
iccky
2010-09-06 08:26:38 PM
It's probably end up more like "Weekend at Castro's"
 
sephjnr
2010-09-07 03:14:29 AM
ridonkulous: Wow, only the title, lead characters, themes, and storyline are ripping off SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

You've got reds on you.
 
The Fool
2010-09-07 07:18:14 AM
They probably read World War Z, Cuba gets awesome after the war.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark]
2010-09-07 08:50:02 AM
I normally abhor zombie horror, except for WWZ and SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

This, however, I will gladly watch.
 
Orgasmatron138
2010-09-07 10:20:11 AM
sephjnr: ridonkulous: Wow, only the title, lead characters, themes, and storyline are ripping off SHAUN OF THE DEAD.

You've got reds on you.

win.
 
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