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2010-09-06 09:35:22 AM
Hasn't the UK adopted Sharia law?
 
2010-09-06 10:06:51 AM
lajimi: Hasn't the UK adopted Sharia law?

The Daily Mail would have you believe that.
 
2010-09-06 10:45:17 AM
That looks like a sentence they'd make you diagram in high school English.
 
2010-09-06 11:15:31 AM
Headline was hurty to my head.
 
2010-09-06 11:16:08 AM
It's never about the victims. Too bad the brits have banned gun ownership so she could give the perp her brand of justice.

Remember, when emergencies happen, the bobbies are only minutes away while you bleed out.
 
2010-09-06 11:16:37 AM
The Daily Mail is Britain's equivalent to the New York Post - a tabloid for illiterates.
 
2010-09-06 11:18:14 AM
'Misc'??????? WTF

Why not 'dumbass' for the judge who let this murdering psychopath go free?

And this from a country that has more street camera's then people.
 
2010-09-06 11:18:52 AM
You don't have the right to deny someone theirs based on what they might do.
 
2010-09-06 11:19:01 AM
moops: The Daily Mail is Britain's equivalent to the New York Post - a tabloid for illiterates.

So the story is untrue then?
 
2010-09-06 11:19:34 AM
I read this story and the only thing I picture is Sally Fields.

Why?...
 
2010-09-06 11:19:46 AM
only right you have is to be in the kitchen
 
2010-09-06 11:20:42 AM
There are countless stories like this in America and politicians don't seem to care. We need to start speaking a lot louder with out votes or they will never address stuff like this.
 
2010-09-06 11:20:50 AM
You don't have the right to deny someone theirs based on what they might do.

Their they're now... you need to on the cause if right away...
 
2010-09-06 11:21:21 AM
PC gone mad...check
Dangerous asylum seekers...check
Incompetently lenient judges...check
Grammatically offensive to any English teacher...check

All its missing is a reference to house prices and it's got the royal flush of Dailt Mail-isms
 
2010-09-06 11:22:17 AM
ThunderChild: Dailt Mail-isms

Dailt failt.
 
2010-09-06 11:22:19 AM
ThunderChild: PC gone mad...check
Dangerous asylum seekers...check
Incompetently lenient judges...check
Grammatically offensive to any English teacher...check

All its missing is a reference to house prices and it's got the royal flush of Dailt Mail-isms


Needs moar Diana.
 
2010-09-06 11:23:34 AM
mikaloyd: moops: The Daily Mail is Britain's equivalent to the New York Post - a tabloid for illiterates.

So the story is untrue then?


Who said it is untrue?

I am simply pointing out that like the Post and other Murdoch rags, they make manufacturing outrage a priority over reporting the news. Flogging up disgust among simple-minded conservatives is a great money maker.
 
2010-09-06 11:24:51 AM
lajimi: Hasn't the UK adopted Sharia law?

Quite true. It's now compulsory for everyone to wear the burka too. Even men.
 
2010-09-06 11:25:19 AM
For the love of common sense, why do women go out with these guys? Not to sound racist, but these guys have a different mindset. Punching out your wife/girlfriend/lover is perfectly acceptable in their country and it's OK to do so. The judge was an a$$hole too.
 
2010-09-06 11:26:26 AM
moops: mikaloyd: moops: The Daily Mail is Britain's equivalent to the New York Post - a tabloid for illiterates.

So the story is untrue then?

Who said it is untrue?

I am simply pointing out that like the Post and other Murdoch rags, they make manufacturing outrage a priority over reporting the news. Flogging up disgust among simple-minded conservatives is a great money maker.


If the story is true then it is true. It hardly matters what your preferences are in reading materials is.
 
2010-09-06 11:26:41 AM
lajimi: Hasn't the UK adopted Sharia law?

I recently met a teabagger in the UK who thought we were "this close" to sharia law. We had a great chat, lovely guy.

Looks like the authorities were screaming at this judge to not do it, but he did it anyhow. He deserves everything he is about to receive.
 
2010-09-06 11:27:09 AM
HEADLINE MAKE HULK BRAIN HURT. HULK SMASH HEADLINE!
 
2010-09-06 11:27:22 AM
The Daily Wail in a nutshell

timsellers.net
 
2010-09-06 11:27:49 AM
Fail. The headline doesn't mention house prices falling.
 
2010-09-06 11:29:00 AM
mikaloyd: moops: mikaloyd: moops: The Daily Mail is Britain's equivalent to the New York Post - a tabloid for illiterates.

So the story is untrue then?

Who said it is untrue?

I am simply pointing out that like the Post and other Murdoch rags, they make manufacturing outrage a priority over reporting the news. Flogging up disgust among simple-minded conservatives is a great money maker.

If the story is true then it is true. It hardly matters what your preferences are in reading materials is.


Not quite, the daily mail are notorious for omitting certain facts or for filling their story with emotive language. Take for example a story about someone being arrested for fighting back against a robber, the daily mail kind of omitted the fact that once the robber was incapacitated they proceeded to beat him half to death with metal bars.
 
2010-09-06 11:30:46 AM
mikaloyd: moops: mikaloyd: moops: The Daily Mail is Britain's equivalent to the New York Post - a tabloid for illiterates.

So the story is untrue then?

Who said it is untrue?

I am simply pointing out that like the Post and other Murdoch rags, they make manufacturing outrage a priority over reporting the news. Flogging up disgust among simple-minded conservatives is a great money maker.

If the story is true then it is true. It hardly matters what your preferences are in reading materials is.


Well, I don't know if you can get away with it in the U.K. - but here in the States, the very worst of our tabloid press routinely make up stories that never happened and publish them as truth.
 
2010-09-06 11:31:21 AM
When did every British woman become a whinging, hiding-in-protective-custody, stalked-by-a-knife-wielding-illegal-immigrant-Iraqi, beaten-to-a-pulp, weak-as-water, nappy-wearing battle-dodging I'd-rather-have-a-cup-of-tea-than-charge-stark-naked-at-Jerry tart?
 
2010-09-06 11:33:57 AM
My favourite was when Stephen Gately a singer with Boyzone died they tried to make it look like he had died some sordid lonely death due to being a homosexual. When in fact he just died of natural causes.
 
2010-09-06 11:34:44 AM
I'm beginning to think they would have better judges if they just picked them out at random from the phone book.

Something needs to happen to the idiot judge. Maybe a radical pay cut. That would concentrate his mind a bit.

/no Audi for you!
 
2010-09-06 11:34:55 AM
FTA: Miss Doherty, whose new name cannot be disclosed...

...but poses for the Daily Mail photo with her full name, Tania Doherty, along with her Facebook account....
 
2010-09-06 11:35:13 AM
Brilliant move on her part to have her photo published in a national newspaper. Is this what they call "hiding in plain sight"?
 
2010-09-06 11:35:54 AM
Whitewabbit: Not quite, the daily mail are notorious for omitting certain facts or for filling their story with emotive language.

Not just that - The Daily Mail considers this news because it involves someone who is a muslim and a foreigner. Stirring up hate against muslims and immigrants is Mail's forte.
 
2010-09-06 11:37:55 AM
Human Rights? In my backyard? Less likely than you think ...
 
2010-09-06 11:40:32 AM
Freakin Rican

Only right you have is to be in the kitchen

See? That's what I said. But did you listen? Nooooo...
 
2010-09-06 11:41:32 AM
And in the meantime, how many non-douchy men are single? How many good guys did she reject on her way to the ultimate prize?
/But you don't know him like I do!
//He's different when we're alone!
///But I loooooooove him!
////I see you as a friend!
 
2010-09-06 11:41:45 AM
cig-mkr: For the love of common sense, why do women go out with these guys?

Seconded.

"Oooh, he's so bad! That's hot!"

"Waaah, he was bad!"

/fark you all
 
2010-09-06 11:42:37 AM
In the years leading up to WWII, The Daily Mail was quite supportive of fascism.
 
2010-09-06 11:42:49 AM
moops: Whitewabbit: Not quite, the daily mail are notorious for omitting certain facts or for filling their story with emotive language.

Not just that - The Daily Mail considers this news because it involves someone who is a muslim and a foreigner. Stirring up hate against muslims and immigrants is Mail's forte.


And making up statistics
 
2010-09-06 11:43:11 AM
British farkers can you please explain what the fark the term WAG means in the part on the right side of the page (paraphrased): "blah blah is a prostitute who was a WAG who tried to bang football players"
 
2010-09-06 11:43:11 AM
Daily Mail: It's not news, it's preggers pr0n
 
2010-09-06 11:43:40 AM
I see you and raise you this

img843.imageshack.us

(Yeah, I know, looks like a 'shop)
 
2010-09-06 11:47:47 AM
tuffsnake: British farkers can you please explain what the fark the term WAG means in the part on the right side of the page (paraphrased): "blah blah is a prostitute who was a WAG who tried to bang football players"

It's short for "wives and girlfriends", basically trophy socialites who marry football players for money & a life of leisure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WAGs
 
2010-09-06 11:47:52 AM
mark12A: I'm beginning to think they would have better judges if they just picked them out at random from the phone book.

Something needs to happen to the idiot judge.


What, exactly, should the judge have done? The guy had served his prison sentence, they tried to deport him but his home nation wouldn't allow him to come back.

Are they supposed to keep him locked up without a trial for the rest of his life? Eventually, they need to do SOMETHING with him. You can't just indefinitely detain people.
 
2010-09-06 11:48:06 AM
1. Take up with an asylum seeking Iraqi Kurd
2. Have a baby with him out of wedlock
3. Reap the bounty of your piss-poor choices
4. Non-profit

If this Kawa ali Azad character is guilty of even half of the offenses reported by the Daily Fail, I'd say he's forfeited his "human rights." Put a bullet in his brain pan, cremate the corpse, and put them on display in the immigration centre.

Jeebus. There comes a point when one's repeated actions invalidate any justification for letting them remain alive.
 
2010-09-06 11:48:51 AM
tuffsnake: British farkers can you please explain what the fark the term WAG means in the part on the right side of the page (paraphrased): "blah blah is a prostitute who was a WAG who tried to bang football players"

It stands for "Wives and Girlfriends"; used almost exclusively to describe the women that football (soccer) players are supposed to be dating or married to while they are out having sex with other women, who are called sluts.
 
2010-09-06 11:49:02 AM
tuffsnake: British farkers can you please explain what the fark the term WAG means in the part on the right side of the page (paraphrased): "blah blah is a prostitute who was a WAG who tried to bang football players"

Wives And Girlfriends, usually of footballers - and not in a good Gisele Bundchen way - more in a tedious Victoria Beckham or Paris Hilton famous-for-being-famous media whore way.
 
2010-09-06 11:49:44 AM
thenewflesh: tuffsnake: British farkers can you please explain what the fark the term WAG means in the part on the right side of the page (paraphrased): "blah blah is a prostitute who was a WAG who tried to bang football players"

It's short for "wives and girlfriends", basically trophy socialites who marry football players for money & a life of leisure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WAGs


oh ok cool, thanks!
 
2010-09-06 11:50:06 AM
Mudflap: 1. Take up with an asylum seeking Iraqi Kurd
2. Have a baby with him out of wedlock
3. Reap the bounty of your piss-poor choices
4. Non-profit

If this Kawa ali Azad character is guilty of even half of the offenses reported by the Daily Fail, I'd say he's forfeited his "human rights." Put a bullet in his brain pan, cremate the corpse, and put them the ashes on display in the immigration centre.

Jeebus. There comes a point when one's repeated actions invalidate any justification for letting them remain alive.


FTFM
 
2010-09-06 11:50:17 AM
Came for this:

25.media.tumblr.com

Had to do it myself.
 
F42
2010-09-06 11:51:12 AM
He beat her unconscious, tried kidnap her son and threaten to kill her family?

Yeah, I can see why she was in a relationship with him. A boy can hardly get badder than that.
 
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