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(Telegraph) Strange Meet Edward Hernandez, a 24-year-old man stuck in a body the size of a 2-year-old. Clearly somebody has never heard of lube   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 92
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Mugato [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 10:38:54 AM
img3.visualizeus.com

It's my own fault. I should have known that nothing positive could come from clicking the link.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 11:55:41 AM
Surprisingly this is not a repeat of 4331989. There's a dwarf army out there in need of lube.
 
moops
2010-09-06 12:48:12 PM
Plenty of fetishists out there in high demand for his services.
 
billybobtoo
2010-09-06 12:49:14 PM
a warning that it contains a short movie would have been delightful. for those of us with dial up.
 
loonatic112358 [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 12:49:46 PM
sounds like he's a little short of maturing
 
jennyz
2010-09-06 12:50:48 PM
LOL subby. +1 if I could.
 
Clete Orris
2010-09-06 12:55:37 PM
Mini Mex
 
xevian
2010-09-06 12:57:04 PM
That's farkin' awesome!

He will soon be idolized in a .gif meme very soon with that dance.
 
uncletogie
2010-09-06 12:57:57 PM
Cue the ladies hollering "Don't want no short-d**k man!" in 3....2....1....
 
Great white fark
2010-09-06 12:58:15 PM
i guess it is true: drinking coffee does stunt your growth
 
SDRR
2010-09-06 12:59:44 PM
subby that headline is just wrong.

magnificient bastard
 
Kurmudgeon
2010-09-06 01:01:08 PM
Bad bad subby, very bad...
/kudos
 
INeedAName
2010-09-06 01:01:35 PM
I was going to post something else, but I got distracted...
i361.photobucket.com
 
Phantom Limb
2010-09-06 01:01:39 PM
SDRR: subby that headline is just wrong.

magnificient bastard

Came here to say this.

/Window seat, please.
 
StrangeQ
2010-09-06 01:03:22 PM
billybobtoo: a warning that it contains a short movie would have been delightful. for those of us with dial up.

Hi, the 90s called, they want their slow-ass internet back.
 
srtpointman [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 01:06:30 PM
+1 Subby! (If I could)
 
Heroic Poser
2010-09-06 01:06:48 PM
FTFA: She said doctors at the National University studied him until he was three, then lost interest.

"Dude, there's a Pig Man in room 3 you have to see.".
"Ya, screw this kid. He's not doing anything else.".
 
animal900
2010-09-06 01:09:11 PM
billybobtoo: a warning that it contains a short movie would have been delightful. for those of us with dial up.

Dial up? Jesus Christ, kill yourself now...

/fast internet is a matter of life or death
 
Iceman208481
2010-09-06 01:10:30 PM
subby, you're gross.
 
numbone
2010-09-06 01:15:00 PM
With a dick this long!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
tcan
2010-09-06 01:16:50 PM
The headline made me laugh. Now I feel guilty. Thanks a lot.
 
swahnhennessy
2010-09-06 01:17:05 PM
billybobtoo: a warning that it contains a short movie would have been delightful. for those of us with dial up.

Do you live in the outback or the Yukon?
 
Mister Peejay
2010-09-06 01:18:16 PM
INeedAName: I was going to post something else, but I got distracted...

Dear God, if you're able to turn this from a penis joke thread into a redhead thread, I will be impressed. And grateful.

/so what if she's not a real redhead, she's got the look
 
Almost Pure
2010-09-06 01:20:52 PM
Can he be a new photoshop contest?
 
Mrbogey
2010-09-06 01:22:02 PM
Fire up the gubernatorial bandwagon we got ourselves a new midget.
 
ZeroCorpse
2010-09-06 01:22:37 PM
1. Even this little dude's got a girlfriend. You have NO excuse.

2. I really appreciate that Telegraph's videos are just the footage of the event. No annoying newscaster's voice-over. THANK YOU, Telegraph UK!
 
uncletogie
2010-09-06 01:23:56 PM
numbone: With a dick this long!

If it's that long, he doesn't have a dick, he has a kickstand.
 
rel-yo
2010-09-06 01:24:58 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

So I understand you have to body of a two year old? Giggity.

/someone had to do it
 
Dr. Poison
2010-09-06 01:32:43 PM
So, of course the first thing they do is make him dance like a monkey in a funny suit.

This appeals to the same type of humans that think fainting goats are the ultimate in funny.
 
billybobtoo
2010-09-06 01:32:44 PM
swahnhennessy: Do you live in the outback or the Yukon?

no, i live in a big city. orlando. ok...the outback.
 
Nick Nostril
2010-09-06 01:34:56 PM
Holy shiat. Dude's like 3 inches taller than my pee-pee.
 
loathable cockroach
2010-09-06 01:36:12 PM
Dr. Poison: So, of course the first thing they do is make him dance like a monkey in a funny suit.

This appeals to the same type of humans that think fainting goats are the ultimate in funny.

What do you expect? Much of the appeal of the Guinness book of world records is that it's basically modern day freak-show exhibit.
 
skinink
2010-09-06 01:36:55 PM

Eddie Valiant: "A ladies' man, eh?"


Baby Herman: "The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky."

 
Gish21
2010-09-06 01:41:15 PM
Dr. Poison:
This appeals to the same type of humans that think fainting goats are the ultimate in funny.

Goats can faint? Holy farking shiat I gotta see this
 
TheOther [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 01:44:41 PM
My Lord, you're a tripod!
 
Zousand
2010-09-06 01:46:10 PM
Gish21: Dr. Poison:
This appeals to the same type of humans that think fainting goats are the ultimate in funny.

Goats can faint? Holy farking shiat I gotta see this



there ya go
 
TheOther [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 01:46:36 PM
Gish21: Dr. Poison:
This appeals to the same type of humans that think fainting goats are the ultimate in funny.

Goats can faint? Holy farking shiat I gotta see this

Only to the left, and then they fark up the crossover.
 
Zousand
2010-09-06 01:46:48 PM
opps, fail link is fail

Link (new window)
 
GungFu
2010-09-06 01:49:38 PM
Gish21: Dr. Poison:
This appeals to the same type of humans that think fainting goats are the ultimate in funny.

Goats can faint? Holy farking shiat I gotta see this


There's a breed in the US that just freak out all of a sudden and freeze in a ridiculous fashion - running about then dropping like a stone and some with their legs straight and sticking up into the air. It has to be seen to be believed.

Silly goats. I think there's some youtube vids.
 
Clete Orris
2010-09-06 01:50:40 PM
Nick Nostril: Holy shiat. Dude's like 3 inches taller than my pee-pee.

You got 21 inch legs?
 
sat1va
2010-09-06 01:54:01 PM
Are they allowed to write "Fanny" in UK newspapers?
 
Slackness
2010-09-06 01:54:19 PM
Now he's on Fark... there are new possibilities for a remake of Fantasy Island.
Now where's my bloody scripts....?
 
Mykeru
2010-09-06 01:59:22 PM
TO: Submitter
RE: Submission headline
DATE: 9.6.10
SUBJECT: Regarding your submission headline "Meet Edward Henandez, a 24-year-old man stuck in a body the size of a 2-year-old. Clearly somebody has never heard of lube"

DUDE!
 
WienerButt
2010-09-06 02:05:02 PM
I'm Colombian and short (5'6), so I'm getting a kick. That being said..

static.guim.co.uk
 
snake_beater
2010-09-06 02:08:51 PM
"I got a fifty twenty-four year old lust and a three year old dinky."

/shouldn't be obscure
 
FloydA [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 02:15:44 PM
World's shortest man named as 27ins tall Colombian

"As 27ins Tall Columbian" is a horrible name. His parents must be real jerks.
 
Cytokine Storm
2010-09-06 02:21:35 PM
One of us! One of us! Gooble gobble, gooble gobble
 
rebelyell2006
2010-09-06 02:27:48 PM
FloydA: World's shortest man named as 27ins tall Colombian

"As 27ins Tall Columbian" is a horrible name. His parents must be real jerks.

Of course, John Tall and Anna Columbian are jerks. Damned feminism.
 
8InchFloppy
2010-09-06 02:30:34 PM
Id love a midget but im afraid they'd knaw on the furniture while I was at work. I wonder if kenneling..
 
invictus2
2010-09-06 02:36:50 PM
www.blogcdn.com
 
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