Jesus Christ. Do the movies this year suck? They might suck.

The Social Network is the only movie on that list that I'm excited about.

WhoIsPraetorian: The Social Network is the only movie on that list that I'm excited about.

The guy isn't even thirty and already has more money than %99.9999 of us. I don't need to contribute to the ongoing fellatio that life is giving him.

No, no, no, no, maybe, no, no, no, no, no.

PeppaJack: The guy isn't even thirty and already has more money than %99.9999 of us. I don't need to contribute to the ongoing fellatio that life is giving him.

The previews lead me to believe that David Fincher is pretty ambivalent about Zuckerberg and his creation.

So what's coming out next month? We usually get at least a couple of decent horror movies around Halloween, even if they're imports or remakes of imports...

That is one of the suckiest lists of movies I have ever seen. I was going to offer CitizenTed a rusty gardening tool and some dental floss, but now I'll have to humbly ask him for some rock salt.

/I'll get around to Harry's Pooter, only because I have seen all the others so far, and might as well grit my teeth and bear it for the ending -- which I shall NOT be watching in 3D come June.

A Frisky link? Really? Why not a Jezebel link while we're at it?

they release movies in the fall?

Wow, what a steaming pile of shiat coming out, and they wonder why no one goes to the movies anymore?

CitizenTed: I'd sooner tear open my nut sack with a rusty gardening tool, stuff it with rock salt and sew it shut with dental floss before I watched any of that tripe.

Really? I mean, sure the movies look bad, but I'd rather watch a really shiatty movie than do that to my precious scrotum. Specially if it's minty floss. That shiat burns.

That's some mighty fine movie pickin' there Lou

I am going to see Harry Potter. However, I got excited in my girly parts when I discovered "Howl". I HAVE to see that.

Abstruse: So what's coming out next month? We usually get at least a couple of decent horror movies around Halloween, even if they're imports or remakes of imports...

I haven't heard of any. The last few years it's pretty much just been crappy Saw sequels.

Harry Potter, good, although I did not watch any of the others in the theater, but waited until later.

None of the others appealed to me in the slightest. Although the pic at the top made me stop and look.. not sure which movie it's from.

Alphax: Although the pic at the top made me stop and look.. not sure which movie it's from.

That's from "Easy A"...a high school rip on "The Scarlet Letter"

Personally, I'm waiting for RED

I don't know what others think, I can't wait for Tron.

They missed "Paranormal Activity 2", and "Let Me In" which stars the actress who plays Hit Girl from "Kick-Ass". It's an American remake of "Let the Right One In", and so help me if they alter too much or leave out the excellent pool scene at the end I'll never watch another remake.

texdent: Freschel: I don't know what others think, I can't wait for Tron.

This. I was wondering why it wasn't mentioned in the article.

Out in December, I think.

skinink: They missed "Paranormal Activity 2", and "Let Me In" which stars the actress who plays Hit Girl from "Kick-Ass". It's an American remake of "Let the Right One In", and so help me if they alter too much or leave out the excellent pool scene at the end I'll never watch another remake.

Here's a thought: Just watch the original again instead.

I'd rather have a slideshow with real movies, thanks.

The Social Network?
Really? I'd rather stay home and watch paint dry.

And anyone getting excited over a movie just to see K. Bell dance should be dragged in the street and shot.

/tired of the burlesque hype, just get a farking stripper already

FTFA: 7. "Nowhere Boy"
Growing up in Liverpool and being fought over by his aunt and mother, John Lennon (Aaron Johnson) dreams of starting a rock band and finds a kindred spirit in a young Paul McCartney. You know how this one ends.

With a bang?

"The Frisky" is possibly the worst ever name for a website.

I'll make sure I don't see all of those.

Based on Kazuo Ishiguro's bestselling novel of the same name, this movie follows three children, Ruth (Keira Knightley), Kathy (Carey Mulligan) and Tommy, as they grow up in an English boarding school and come to terms with the love they feel for each other and the lives that await them.

Oh good, another farking British film about the upper classes. As a Brit, I'm farking tired of this shiat. Edgar Wright is about the only guy making films about normal British people.

So, apparently, Christina Aguilera is going to be keeping her gold boots movin'? Because it certainly sounds like a remake. Pity they removed The Haunted House, and replaced the Stacey Keach looking guy with Cher.

1. "The Romantics"

"A group of friends who call themselves "the romantics," because of their tendency to have incestuous relationships . . ."

Reads plot synopsis.

Sorely disappointed with the writer.

5$ says "Howl" will not actually include a reading of the text of "Howl".

CitizenTed:
I'd sooner tear open my nut sack with a rusty gardening tool, stuff it with rock salt and sew it shut with dental floss before I watched any of that tripe.

What a coincidence, I think someone actually does that in an upcoming Eli Roth movie.

LonMead: Personally, I'm waiting for RED

THIS.

MetaCarpal: FTFA: 7. "Nowhere Boy"
Growing up in Liverpool and being fought over by his aunt and mother, John Lennon (Aaron Johnson) dreams of starting a rock band and finds a kindred spirit in a young Paul McCartney. You know how this one ends.

With a bang?

Cheap shot.

four, actually.

Social Network? Sounds about as exciting as Zodiac. Zzzzzz. David Fincher what happened to you?

SilentStrider: Harry Potter is a definite.
Might see Due Date, but I'll probably wait for word of mouth on that before I consider seeing it.

I was going to post exactly this.
the rest looks like sheeite

/'cept, perhaps, easy A

Aside from maybe "Howl," there's not a single one of those movies that grabs me enough to want to see it. I guess it's time to hibernate until next summer.

I want to see Easy A, because I think Emma Stone is funny, I'm not expecting an Oscar worthy movie, just something to keep me entertained for 90mins or so.
I'm not sure about any of you, but I kind of thought the book 'The Romantics', sucked. I'm sometimes overly critical of books, but I didn't like it all.

Top 10 movies of this Fall as predicted by a bunch of idiots who spend all day arguing about which celebrity wore what designer shoe first.

/I'm just guessing, didn't even look around the site.
//still think I'm in the ballpark.
///link needs the FAIL tag.

it's true, i do want to kristen bell dance. i didn't know it before, i do now.

/seriously.

What? No mention of Wall Street? For shame!!!

/Long Live Gordon Gekko!