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WelldeadLink

2010-09-05 11:09:09 PM

+1 Subby, you made my face explode.

No YOU'RE a Towel

2010-09-05 11:23:23 PM

Took be a while, had to say it out-loud to get it. Not a great pun, but not bad.

mutterfark

2010-09-06 12:45:26 AM

Spot on, subby.

gopher321

2010-09-06 12:52:58 AM

Edward James Olmos agrees.

horse-pheathers

2010-09-06 01:22:32 AM

moothemagiccow

2010-09-06 01:42:30 AM

Advise your teens to avoid high-risk areas with mirrors

Mmmhmm

Ender's

2010-09-06 02:32:40 AM

That one really popped, Subby

Sun God

2010-09-06 02:56:42 AM

Is zit safe?

Stay Cool Babylon

2010-09-06 02:59:23 AM

I bet the writer of this article went home that night, pulled out a bottle of gin, drank it, and then shot herself.

haddie

2010-09-06 03:52:57 AM

No YOU'RE a Towel: Took be a while, had to say it out-loud to get it. Not a great pun, but not bad.

How did you have to say that out loud?

Good show, subby. Good show.

jingks

2010-09-06 04:38:52 AM

I think Mr. Wizard or Beakman's World told me this.

jingks

2010-09-06 04:39:33 AM

No YOU'RE a Towel: Took be a while, had to say it out-loud to get it. Not a great pun, but not bad.

It's snot awful though.

0Icky0

2010-09-06 04:43:05 AM

It may be bad for your face, but a huge, throbbing white head in the middle of your face is bad for your sex life.

Darwin approves of zit popping.

pushmonk

2010-09-06 04:43:06 AM

Thank you, subby.

justoneznot

2010-09-06 04:43:27 AM

Who wants to walk around all day with one of those white puss filled ones on their face? Just squeeze it so nobody has to look at it. Squeezing zits can be a lot of fun anyway, I always wanted one of those mega giant ones like you see on youtube where the puss is coming out like toothpaste, but I guess I shower too often for those.

Roquefort

2010-09-06 04:47:17 AM

It just has to be popped.

kidcolter

2010-09-06 04:48:42 AM

grow a beard and cover it up .....Edward Teach had one and so did Klaus Störtebeker anyways i am going now bye.

ripple123

2010-09-06 04:48:54 AM

man, the best zit i ever had was right on the bony bit of my nose. its exit was really tiny. and since it had a hard bony base, when i pressed on it, the pressure built up really high before it burst. BOOM!

BigRedMachine_CJ7

2010-09-06 04:51:56 AM

The best ones are the ones that are audible.

Dwedit

2010-09-06 04:52:56 AM

Prof. Frink

2010-09-06 04:54:02 AM

I like kneading and massaging until the pressure builds up and the white goo shoots out all over the face. What's acne?

The Shatner Incident

2010-09-06 04:54:23 AM

For those with a zit/cyst/infection popping fetish, here is the site for you: Link (new window)

/not safe for lunch
//or sanity
///grody but awesome at times

RayD8

2010-09-06 04:54:46 AM

BigRedMachine_CJ7: The best ones are the ones that are audible.

Yep, they sound like a miniature achilles tendon nsapping.

Zugarific

2010-09-06 05:16:06 AM

Dwedit

Now I can't get the battletoads pause beat out of my head THANKS

Oznog

2010-09-06 05:24:01 AM

"You really just sort of need to take a deep breath and walk away - and put on a lot of cover up!" she said.

Ummm, isn't adding makeup on top of a zit about the worst thing for it???

Oznog

2010-09-06 05:30:59 AM

... so big you could put a gift shop on it...

Oznog

2010-09-06 05:33:27 AM

The Shatner Incident: For those with a zit/cyst/infection popping fetish, here is the site for you: Link (new window)

/not safe for lunch
//or sanity
///grody but awesome at times

Yeah, look, nobody wants to see you pop a zit. Well, not a regular zit.

But, by all means, if you've got one of these golf-ball-or-higher boils, you GOTTA take video. Public service. Civic duty.

Preferably your girlfriend/wife doing the honors, and giving commentary about how gross it is the whole time.

The Shatner Incident

2010-09-06 05:36:53 AM

Oznog: The Shatner Incident: For those with a zit/cyst/infection popping fetish, here is the site for you: Link (new window)

/not safe for lunch
//or sanity
///grody but awesome at times

Yeah, look, nobody wants to see you pop a zit. Well, not a regular zit.

But, by all means, if you've got one of these golf-ball-or-higher boils, you GOTTA take video. Public service. Civic duty.

Preferably your girlfriend/wife doing the honors, and giving commentary about how gross it is the whole time.

Who doesn't want to extract some gold from the body's fields and not show the townspeople of the internet?

/some of those videos are goddamned awful. awful!

Oznog

2010-09-06 05:37:29 AM

Cyno01

2010-09-06 05:39:09 AM

Well past my acne days, but i get the occasional pimple still. Sometimes they are large and deep and farking hurt just being in there. Those, THOSE, need to be popped by whatever means necessary. Hot compress, pressure, suction, needle, whatever.

qrb912

2010-09-06 05:56:39 AM

In other news, eating rat poison is not good for you either!

Leet Jesus

2010-09-06 05:57:01 AM

I think the experts are wrong. This was all over with years ago, but I'm sure that popping made them clear up faster with no bad side effects.

Worst.Fark handle. ever.

2010-09-06 05:58:27 AM

ThereAre4Lights

2010-09-06 06:04:19 AM

anwserman

2010-09-06 06:15:16 AM

I like popping zits.
There's nothing more rewarding than popping a stubborn zit that's festered for way too long.

Also, Pop That Zit
/nsfw since it is kinda disgusting
//should pop in a new window
///lol bad pun

anwserman

2010-09-06 06:19:01 AM

OK doesn't pop in a new window. Sorry :(

dj42

2010-09-06 06:23:37 AM

I know it's Labor Day weekend in the US/Canada, but come on people.

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X-boxershorts

2010-09-06 06:26:56 AM

dj42: I know it's Labor Day weekend in the US/Canada, but come on people.

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So there can be no doubt

FarkLordOfTheSith

2010-09-06 06:41:00 AM

Came here for the Pustulio reference. Leaving satisfied.

Evilnissan

2010-09-06 06:56:31 AM

What am I suspose to do, charge them rent?

Oznog

2010-09-06 06:59:45 AM

Wait, lemme set up the webcam first...

esteban9

2010-09-06 07:23:39 AM

Volcanoes are just the earth's zits.

bump

2010-09-06 08:03:01 AM

But, by all means, if you've got one of these golf-ball-or-higher boils, you GOTTA take video. Public service. Civic duty.

Oh hails yeah... Gotta agree with you there. The aforementioned popthatzit.com links are okay, and youtube has some fairly decent ones out there (I'm generalizing here, zits, boils, cysts, festering infections, et al) but I've seen some so massive, they drain the contents into 3 mason jars worth of yellow-green, mucusy goodness... Even saw one cyst wherein the dr puts his whole hand inside the thing, scooping out what must be gallons of infectious goodness.

Some people collect stamps, others enjoy knitting,... some of us enjoy the explosive release of these stewing volcanic growths, nurtured until ready for harvesting, prepped with warm compresses, and expelled by someone with the tenacity and wherewithall necessary to exhume the beasty fluid within...

Day_Old_Dutchie

2010-09-06 08:09:32 AM

Hey now, hey now
Hey now, hey now
It's pimple, pop, poppin' time
Pimple poppin', poppin' time
I feel so good
(Ooo-wah)
And that's a real good sign
(Ooo-wah)

bump

2010-09-06 08:27:29 AM

Anyone ever have a good one on their chest/sternum? With the placement on such a symetrical, boney section, it makes for the best projectile slingings. I've been able to hit a mirror 3-4' away with an awesome concoction of puss, blood and misc.fluid, it's quite satisfying to splurge out such copious amounts of high-pressure, infectious goodness in an explosive manner...

/should be an Olympic event IMHO

esteban9

2010-09-06 08:38:16 AM

bump: Anyone ever have a good one on their chest/sternum? With the placement on such a symetrical, boney section, it makes for the best projectile slingings. I've been able to hit a mirror 3-4' away with an awesome concoction of puss, blood and misc.fluid, it's quite satisfying to splurge out such copious amounts of high-pressure, infectious goodness in an explosive manner...

/should be an Olympic event IMHO

bump: Anyone ever have a good one on their chest/sternum? With the placement on such a symetrical, boney section, it makes for the best projectile slingings. I've been able to hit a mirror 3-4' away with an awesome concoction of puss, blood and misc.fluid, it's quite satisfying to splurge out such copious amounts of high-pressure, infectious goodness in an explosive manner...

/should be an Olympic event IMHO

Probably more interesting than a lot of the newer events...

smazzocity

2010-09-06 08:41:58 AM

Nice, subby!

The_Time_Master

2010-09-06 09:02:52 AM

it's free weight loss without excersize!

DownIncognito

2010-09-06 09:02:58 AM

Thanks for the lulz, subby. Awesome headline.

Zits thread, however, is gross. You pimple are disgusting.

altinos

2010-09-06 09:21:47 AM

FTFA: Once teens start to pop, many find it tough to stop.

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