and yet subby still submitted it to fark
thanks, asshole

moothemagiccow: and yet subby still submitted it to fark
thanks, asshole

Came to say exactly this.

/goddammit, now it's green

Stay Cool Babylon: moothemagiccow: and yet subby still submitted it to fark
thanks, asshole

Came to say exactly this.

/goddammit, now it's green

And it's a ContactMusic "article," submitted by ... well you know.

I can't believe how lazy this place has become.

why not have a stupid nameoff between jaden and bieber.

Happened to catch the SNL re-run with Bieber last night. He REALLY can't sing. Autotune was working overtime on his vocals. Seemed a good sport, though. I just can't muster hate for a manufactured teen idol. The people who manufactured him deserve a good smack, but him? Meh. He's just a kid.

The Smith/Beiber dance-off is just one more example of the racial tensions in American society.

T.E.M. Headline Determiner:
(Please x all that apply)

[ ] - Posted in Music or Showbiz tab.
[ ] - Reference to obscure band,or pointless activity performed by current band.
[ ] - If band/actor is obscure, reference is generally positive.
[ ] - If band/actor is popular, reference is generally negative.
[ ] - Headline contains subtle feeling of subby's superiority over that which is being described.
[ ] - Headline subsists entirely on claiming current popular band/actor/movie/song to be sub-standard in comparison to unnamed (but better) tastes.
[ ] - Despite the time and energy spent creating the headline and reading the article, it will be implied that 'nobody cares' about said celebrity or activity undertaken by them.

If you checked five or more boxes -- congratulations! You have just spotted an obvious The English Major submission. Also, for some reason, you read the Music and Showbiz tabs.

Justin Bieber had the balls to challenge Jaden Smith to a dance-off in a bowling alley. And, of course, NO ONE GAVE A FLYING F*CK

If you don't care, submitter, then why did you post this headline to Fark?

Just admit it, you care deeply about news stories about actors and singers, they help to fill the void in your life where actual friends and family should be.

I call BS. When his balls drop he can do the call out.

Stay Cool Babylon: moothemagiccow: and yet subby still submitted it to fark
thanks, asshole

Came to say exactly this.

/goddammit, now it's green

you both beat me to it

/shakes tiny fist

I spent more time on this post than I actually give two shiats about Justin Bieber. Whoever the fark she is.

Is there a blow by blow of who exactly was served first?

The public needs to know.

Kuoxasar: And it's a ContactMusic "article," submitted by ... well you know.

Scott Wampler?

/Oh, wait, that'd be Examiner...

haddie: T.E.M. Headline Determiner:
(Please x all that apply)

[ ] - Posted in Music or Showbiz tab.
[ ] - Reference to obscure band,or pointless activity performed by current band.
[ ] - If band/actor is obscure, reference is generally positive.
[ ] - If band/actor is popular, reference is generally negative.
[ ] - Headline contains subtle feeling of subby's superiority over that which is being described.
[ ] - Headline subsists entirely on claiming current popular band/actor/movie/song to be sub-standard in comparison to unnamed (but better) tastes.
[ ] - Despite the time and energy spent creating the headline and reading the article, it will be implied that 'nobody cares' about said celebrity or activity undertaken by them.

If you checked five or more boxes -- congratulations! You have just spotted an obvious The English Major submission. Also, for some reason, you read the Music and Showbiz tabs.

You forgot one:

[ ] despite his login, the headline will have at least one spelling and/or grammatical error.

I guess Bieber would be better received around these parts if he sang emo-alterna-rock? The hair is shameful, but I just got done with a Stargate marathon....................... and damned if that very same cut (!) on the very built (!!!) Corin Nemec isn't cute. (How did I not notice? Why was there never an on-screen 'shirt-off' between him, Shanks, and Judge??! Ladies never get the full bone. Then again, all those biatches whining and wailing about 'wheeeeeere's Daaaaaaaaniellllll' when Shanks was still in every other episode probably didn't help shiat. Or is it true it's all Richard Dean Anderson's fault?)

It also happens to be the same cut ASkars the vampire god some folks drool over wears in one of his early shots. I think even Culkin wore it at some point.

Jaden Smith is a very talented young man, blessed with the best of both his mother and father's looks....... and hair which doesn't satisfy anyone whether it's in mainstream-forbidden cornrows or mainstream-ridiculed/black-community-ridiculed unbraided sunburst. He's also the earliest aged 'Angry Black Man'/'Arrogant Black Man', as determined by the general population, I've ever witnessed.

I'm not clicking on Contact Music to see what smitty is talking about. I'll wait for the black gossip sites to update to see what's what.

As for The English Major, I thought he was a mod greenlighting his own bullshiat. He claimed it's not him and he doesn't have the power to do that. So............... is this 'The English Major submits Dumb headlines for Insta-green' really a meme with no true truth? Again, I thought it was true; he says it's not.

Will the real smitty please stand up?

What is that Eddie Izzard photo from? (He was the only bright spot in 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend' -- friend's choice for movie night -- because he knew he was evil, and that honesty made him more sympathetic than the alleged 'good guys'). I like him. He has charisma. I'd like to see him in more stuff.

ExperianScaresCthulhu:
Will the real smitty please stand up?

Check his profile. It has a list of his greens. This is on there.

Was Billy Zane there? One of them needed to listen to Billy.

softshoes: Was Billy Zane there? One of them needed to listen to Billy.

...no one needs to listen to Billy Zane.

"Jaden Smith"

Who?

/drtfa, and glad of it

Scottybobotty: "Jaden Smith"

Who?

The Fresh Prince's kid.

Xanlexian: Scottybobotty: "Jaden Smith"

Who?

The Fresh Prince's kid.

Oh, he's somebody now? When did this happen? And what in the f*ck is a Bieber?

Drew should find a shrink who will provide sexual orientation therapy for the 5 submitters who can't cope with their Bieber infatuation.

The English Major: Bieber is the male clone of Ellen Page


[citation needed]

haddie: ExperianScaresCthulhu:
Will the real smitty please stand up?

Check his profile. It has a list of his greens. This is on there.

Jesus Christ........ 50+ greenlights in six days. What's the difference between TEM's greenlights and other people's redlights?

ExperianScaresCthulhu: haddie: ExperianScaresCthulhu:
Will the real smitty please stand up?

Check his profile. It has a list of his greens. This is on there.

Jesus Christ........ 50+ greenlights in six days. What's the difference between TEM's greenlights and other people's redlights?

The blowing of Drew?

TONIGHT, on UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, we're going to find out who gives a SHIAT about JUSTIN BIEBER!

UPDATE! Apparently NO ONE gives a shiat, so FARK HIM!

/had to
//can't be too obscure

The Fool: Is there a blow by blow of who exactly was served first?

The public needs to know.

in my day dance was a celebration
these days it's a competition

i weepeth for the beeber generation

I remember when these kinds of people just decorated, designed clothing, worked at jetblue/broadway/florist.....

haddie: T.E.M. Headline Determiner:
(Please x all that apply)

[ ] - Posted in Music or Showbiz tab.
[ ] - Reference to obscure band,or pointless activity performed by current band.
[ ] - If band/actor is obscure, reference is generally positive.
[ ] - If band/actor is popular, reference is generally negative.
[ ] - Headline contains subtle feeling of subby's superiority over that which is being described.
[ ] - Headline subsists entirely on claiming current popular band/actor/movie/song to be sub-standard in comparison to unnamed (but better) tastes.
[ ] - Despite the time and energy spent creating the headline and reading the article, it will be implied that 'nobody cares' about said celebrity or activity undertaken by them.

If you checked five or more boxes -- congratulations! You have just spotted an obvious The English Major submission. Also, for some reason, you read the Music and Showbiz tabs.

Nice to see white nights are branching out.

Seriously though, why do you people think being anti-trendy makes you cool?
If subby is a genuine farkup, fine, rip on his terrible taste.

But making fun of, or expressing hate for, a little biatch like Bieber(a dance off, really, how much gayer can you get?) really isn't all that much of a faux pas, especially on fark. So, in other words:



Now STFU. You really are just an extension of that group that will hate something popular. Your post actually smells of loathing for personal reasons also, which is kind of a faux pas on any forum. Stalker much?

Making fun of bevets is one thing, but calling out someone's grammar on fark, based on their user name, is a bit....gayer than a bag of dicks.

/bag of dicks - not a melee weapon

I think she can dance pretty good.

omeganuepsilon: Nice to see white nights are branching out.

Seems to me you're quite the White Knight (allright outasight) yourself. How does TEM's dick taste.

omeganuepsilon:Pure unadulterated genius.

Your post. It reeks of "I didn't think this through, nor actually read the post I'm quoting".

You, doubtlessly, are an idiot.

IlGreven: softshoes: Was Billy Zane there? One of them needed to listen to Billy.

...no one needs to listen to Billy Zane.

Everyone should. He's a cool dude.

OK, I already know that I hate Justin Bieber. Now I just need to figure out why.

wow thats farked up... i mean what a bad day for will smith... jayden should have been all "my dad's the goddamn fresh prince"

pwn3d781: TONIGHT, on UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, we're going to find out who gives a SHIAT about JUSTIN BIEBER!

UPDATE! Apparently NO ONE gives a shiat, so FARK HIM!

/had to
//can't be too obscure

Would you say you are, or are not, a fan of "Total" brand cereals?

Clete Orris: The English Major: Bieber is the male clone of Ellen Page

[citation needed]

THIS:

omeganuepsilon: but calling out someone's grammar on fark, based on their user name

if someone's gonna use the handle "The English Major" they'd best be able to spell and write correctly. This douchebag deserves to be called out on everything from his horrific grammar and spelling to his smarmy douchebag pic and shiatty trolling headlines.