Deep Purple wanted for quest...oh nevermind, it wasn't the back door the guy was shot at.

I lol'd, subby.

And that ladies and gentleman is why I never answer my door. I might be paranoid, but I'm still alive.

/you can't tell, but I just did the giraffe version.

*singing telegram girl from Clue.jpg*

can't post it in from PDA

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting Special Olympics Javelin Thrower." "Interrup-" *DERP DERP DERP DERP*

Why is this guy still alive? I can believe there are people willing to kill strangers in situations where they have a huge strategic advantage over those strangers. I believe there are people who are terrible shots even at close range. I just can't believe there are people who are both.

How do you go back to your mob boss or whatever after failing to kill a guy from three feet away? "Hey boss. Bad news. He was three whole feet away. Tricky shot. I just winged him, he's at the hospital. I'll take my money now."

Drug raid warrant, wrong house.

*Knock knock*





/they don't have peepholes in Buffalo?

Supposed to shoot through the door peep hole.

At least the Mafia hit men write thats the way. Ice Man. Gorey.(sp)

"Buffalo homicide detectives believe the victim came to the door and was shot by an individual wearing a mask."


If I was the guy who got shot I'd be a little worried that the people working on the case were homicide detectives.

Ah, the city I call home. On Fark.

teh winz

Man...TO is *really* getting desperate for attention these days.

MONSTERTRUCK: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting Special Olympics Javelin Thrower." "Interrup-" *DERP DERP DERP DERP*

I lol'd!!!1!1

Spokesman, Mike, DeGeorge,

I think the journalist and editor of this story should be shot.

Why do I feel like I should be reading this story in brick-red crayon.

ZoeNekros: /you can't tell, but I just did the giraffe version

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

Candygram.

Never put the blam on a innocent person.



/Who's there.....Someone delivering Buffalo wings.

vexle:

How do you go back to your mob boss or whatever after failing to kill a guy from three feet away? "Hey boss. Bad news. He was three whole feet away. Tricky shot. I just winged him, he's at the hospital. I'll take my money now."

Um, I don't think that this was a mob hit: I'm thinking it was some sort of gang thing, and I'd be willing to bet that the shooter probably shot the wrong guy on top of everything else.

(pops to new window)

CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!

Obviously the cheese wasn't mature enough yet.

31 comments and nobody has referenced Kanye West. Fark, I am dissapoint.

Man it is really hard to find a pic of Amy Fisher that doesn't show her vag nowadays.

Something tells me this probably wasn't a random attack.

cmb53208: vexle:

How do you go back to your mob boss or whatever after failing to kill a guy from three feet away? "Hey boss. Bad news. He was three whole feet away. Tricky shot. I just winged him, he's at the hospital. I'll take my money now."

Um, I don't think that this was a mob hit: I'm thinking it was some sort of gang thing, and I'd be willing to bet that the shooter probably shot the wrong guy on top of everything else.

Might explain why he didn't finish the guy off. Must have gotten to the "asking questions" part and realized the answer was "no."

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/this is a grammatically correct sentence

Dictatorial_Flair: cmb53208: vexle:

How do you go back to your mob boss or whatever after failing to kill a guy from three feet away? "Hey boss. Bad news. He was three whole feet away. Tricky shot. I just winged him, he's at the hospital. I'll take my money now."

Um, I don't think that this was a mob hit: I'm thinking it was some sort of gang thing, and I'd be willing to bet that the shooter probably shot the wrong guy on top of everything else.

Might explain why he didn't finish the guy off. Must have gotten to the "asking questions" part and realized the answer was "no."

"Alright men! Shoot first, miss a vital organ, ask questions later."