John Dewey: Wait...there's Lisa Simpson porn?

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John Dewey: Wait...there's Lisa Simpson porn?

Rule 34.

If loli is wrong I don't want to be right

What if I have a manual on how to molest Lisa Simpson?

John Dewey: Wait...there's Lisa Simpson porn?

This!

170 pages ? Kids sure are getting smart

Not that I would want to see it, but why is Lisa Simpson porn illegal? I thought that there had been anime cases where the courts have ruled that it is not child pornography because they are cartoons and not real people.

It's a fishing expedition.

Yes, and true-crime stories should be made illegal, too.
/Owning the manual: sick but legal. Carrying out its instructions: be the test subject for grenade suppositories

Why would either be illegal to possess?

What, afraid someone is having icky thoughts?

One Bad Apple: 170 pages ? Kids sure are getting smart

Yeah, at this rate being able to trick kids into getting into your van will soon be a sign of a genius.

Mock26: Not that I would want to see it, but why is Lisa Simpson porn illegal? I thought that there had been anime cases where the courts have ruled that it is not child pornography because they are cartoons and not real people.

There's a lot of conflicting opinions among authorities/judges. Basically it depends on where you live and who catches you if you're gonna go down for it.

Unless you're in Canada, where I'm pretty sure it's 100% illegal now for some dumb reason.

Old news, these have been handed out at Catholic seminaries for years.

Deputies believe whoever is responsible may have committed crimes against children.

Also, that's some fine police-work, Lou.

I always support, and rally for civil liberties and all that, I really have issue with the individuals that free market this.

Oh wait, If I were to kiss a 16 year old (minor) or send them a suggestive text I'd be locked up for several years? Oh F*ck yeah, fair enough.

CavalierEternal: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Came here to say exactly this.

"A 170-page manual detailing how to molest children?"

So they say...why do I suspect it's transparent trolling?

Investigators have stated that they still want to know where it came from.

/b/

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John Dewey: Wait...there's Lisa Simpson porn?

There was Lisa Simpson porn available for download before 56k modems existed.

Regarding the article, it's nice to see we've got our priorities in order as usual.

Mock26: Not that I would want to see it, but why is Lisa Simpson porn illegal?

When "The Simpsons" were new it was illegal but Lisa has to be well over 25 years old by now.

/Giggity

Oh, Uncle Paul!

Hypothetical Imperative: John Dewey: Wait...there's Lisa Simpson porn?

There was Lisa Simpson porn available for download before 56k modems existed.

Regarding the article, it's nice to see we've got our priorities in order as usual.

I think I had a 14.4 the first time someone on IRC DCC'd some to me. I'd say that I feel old, but some senior citizen would just respond with something about their 9600 baud blah blah blah.

John Dewey: Wait...there's Lisa Simpson porn is illegal?

FTFM

/better go thermite the hard drive
//kidding, i'm not into lisa
///mrs. krabapple, however...

boobsrgood: They are wrong. There are limitations to freedom of speech. This is one of them.

I really don't think people should be allowed to say there should be limitations on free speech.

Thought crime is thought crime.

People find Lisa Simpson attractive?

allow me to condense the manual:

Chloroform.

Mock26: Not that I would want to see it, but why is Lisa Simpson porn illegal? I thought that there had been anime cases where the courts have ruled that it is not child pornography because they are cartoons and not real people.

Sorry, dude - rules stat that things judged as 'prurient interest' by your 'community' are illegal if they depict characters that 'appear' to be minors.

This means your daughter can be arrested for buying a yaoi book from Borders, if the redneck town she lives in don' like no gay-o-sexshuls, and they can find a judge that says the boys in it look 17 - regardless of what the book says, or anything else.

So this is what they meant by "No Child Left Behind"....oh ok

which chapter is on Rohypnol ?

RedThree: Mock26: Not that I would want to see it, but why is Lisa Simpson porn illegal? I thought that there had been anime cases where the courts have ruled that it is not child pornography because they are cartoons and not real people.

Sorry, dude - rules stat that things judged as 'prurient interest' by your 'community' are illegal if they depict characters that 'appear' to be minors.

This means your daughter can be arrested for buying a yaoi book from Borders, if the redneck town she lives in don' like no gay-o-sexshuls, and they can find a judge that says the boys in it look 17 - regardless of what the book says, or anything else.

You can get yaoi at Borders?!?!?

Oh, wait, then it costs MONEY. Nevermind.

Mock, Bio is correct, cartoon porn in the U.S. is a bit of a legal grey area...one guy down south did get convicted a couple years ago, albeit it was one count among twenty others concerning REAL kiddy porn.

Came for the porn, left annoyed

The_Time_Master: It's a fishing expedition.

Step 1: Create "child molestation manual"
Step 2: Express outrage about "child molestation manual" to the press
Step 3: Monitor message boards for requests for manual and send it out
Step 4: Include tracking virus in forwarded file
Step 5: Wait for the harvest

I wonder what kind of security clearance one needs to read this document?

And on an unrelated note, HR has asked me to remind ALL employees that Church manuals are the property of the Church and are NOT to be released to the public.

Then make it illegal. WTF? Why are you draggin' ass?

Was it supposed to come with a manual?