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Tylercn

2010-09-05 02:23:58 PM

The Funky Bunch is not NKOTB dumbass.

The English Major

2010-09-05 02:26:22 PM

The 39-year-old star - who was an original member of New Kids on the Block before quitting because he didn't like their musical style

Galwran

2010-09-05 02:30:02 PM

It was Donny who was member of the NKOTB

/has the "Music for the people" by the Funky Bunch
//yarly.
///must have been a present of some sort

Tylercn

2010-09-05 02:31:45 PM

The English Major: The 39-year-old star - who was an original member of New Kids on the Block before quitting because he didn't like their musical style

I am pretty sure he is not ashamed of having quit NKOTB prior to them producing anything.

oldebayer

2010-09-05 02:33:04 PM

Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

/He's only got two facial expressions: constipated, and extremely constipated.

The English Major

2010-09-05 02:36:27 PM

Tylercn: The English Major: The 39-year-old star - who was an original member of New Kids on the Block before quitting because he didn't like their musical style

I am pretty sure he is not ashamed of having quit NKOTB prior to them producing anything.

You'd think he'd apologize for the whole Funky Bunch thing, but no, it's this incidental membership in New Kids On The Block.

And I agree with oldebayer.

Tylercn

2010-09-05 02:36:31 PM

oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'd say he is probably not ashamed at having produced the show Entourage.

/or getting a hummer from Roller Girl.

Tylercn

2010-09-05 02:37:38 PM

The English Major: it's this incidental membership in New Kids On The Block.

They didn't have the name NKOTB until after he left.

JerseyTim

2010-09-05 07:51:27 PM

oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'm willing to give him a pass for Three Kings, Boogie Nights and The Departed.

SnoMan

2010-09-05 08:10:27 PM

Poor guy. It's gotta be rough.

Gangway Fathead

2010-09-05 08:11:23 PM

Some of us are ashamed of things we had to do to get a date in high school. Others are ashamed of having been involved with wildly successful musical outfits.

My heart weeps for you, Marky Mark. You're so brave to carry on.

SharkTrager

2010-09-05 08:13:57 PM

Tylercn: The English Major: it's this incidental membership in New Kids On The Block.

They didn't have the name NKOTB until after he left.

And the events he describes being embarrassed about have nothing to do with NKOTB.

Johnny Savage

2010-09-05 08:15:00 PM

JerseyTim: oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'm willing to give him a pass for Three Kings, Boogie Nights and The Departed.

The Big Hit

silverblues

2010-09-05 08:16:11 PM

And I am ashamed of being able to name all of the members of NKOTB. But one of us is a rich farker, so he can have his shame while rolling around on his pile of money.

/Jon, Jordan, Joey, Danny and Donnie
//In my defense, I was a fifth grade girl at the height of their popularity
///they are still more talented than a Bieber

Johnny Savage

2010-09-05 08:16:12 PM

Johnny Savage: JerseyTim: oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'm willing to give him a pass for Three Kings, Boogie Nights and The Departed.

The Big Hit

The Italian Job

cabritosaurio

2010-09-05 08:16:44 PM

Tylercn: oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'd say he is probably not ashamed at having produced the show Entourage.

/or getting a hummer from Roller Girl.

He should. I hate that show.

sweeneytoad

2010-09-05 08:18:08 PM

Johnny Savage: Johnny Savage: JerseyTim: oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'm willing to give him a pass for Three Kings, Boogie Nights and The Departed.

The Big Hit

The Italian Job

For me, also, Invincible.

Johnny Savage

2010-09-05 08:23:06 PM

sweeneytoad: Johnny Savage: Johnny Savage: JerseyTim: oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'm willing to give him a pass for Three Kings, Boogie Nights and The Departed.

The Big Hit

The Italian Job

For me, also, Invincible.

Word.

TimeWaste

2010-09-05 08:25:57 PM

I really like his movies. I'm not sure why. I also enjoyed Shooter.

/Say hi to your mother for me.

schubie

2010-09-05 08:27:23 PM

Yet no mention of the Vietnamese guy he beat 'til his eye popped out? Priorities I guess.

panoplos

2010-09-05 08:28:12 PM

I still refer to him as Marky Mark.

I like a few of his movies though too. He was great as an asshole in The Departed.

Abstruse

2010-09-05 08:35:06 PM

Sorry, I don't care how many "action" movies you star in, you're still Marky Mark. Deal.

/Hell, the Fresh Prince doesn't seem to care, why should you?

GungFu

2010-09-05 08:36:21 PM

panoplos: I still refer to him as Marky Mark.

I like a few of his movies though too. He was great as an asshole in The Departed.

Certainly Oscar-worthy....oh wait, I just forgot I'm retarded.

Only liked in him Boogie Nights, where he sounded liked a lisping queen throughout. He has a weird acting range...see Planet of the Apes where he's panicking, and huffing and puffing his lines all the way through as if he's just ran a few miles. You'll notice it now and what has been seen cannot be unseen when he does it sometimes in everything else he's in.

mitchcumstein1

2010-09-05 08:39:03 PM

Johnny Savage: sweeneytoad: Johnny Savage: Johnny Savage: JerseyTim: oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'm willing to give him a pass for Three Kings, Boogie Nights and The Departed.

The Big Hit

The Italian Job

For me, also, Invincible.

Word.

He was good in Date Night as well.

Rainbowtyedye

2010-09-05 08:44:54 PM

Don't worry Mark, most of us are ashamed by our actions in the 80's. It's OK.

Johnny Savage

2010-09-05 08:50:37 PM

mitchcumstein1: Johnny Savage: sweeneytoad: Johnny Savage: Johnny Savage: JerseyTim: oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'm willing to give him a pass for Three Kings, Boogie Nights and The Departed.

The Big Hit

The Italian Job

For me, also, Invincible.

Word.

He was good in Date Night as well.

Didn't see it. I'm straight.

texdent

2010-09-05 08:50:57 PM

He was alright in Max Payne even if the trailer made it seem more like a supernatural movie.

Johnny Savage

2010-09-05 08:59:26 PM

Johnny Savage: mitchcumstein1: Johnny Savage: sweeneytoad: Johnny Savage: Johnny Savage: JerseyTim: oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'm willing to give him a pass for Three Kings, Boogie Nights and The Departed.

The Big Hit

The Italian Job

For me, also, Invincible.

Word.

He was good in Date Night as well.

Didn't see it. I'm straight.

Sorry, dude. Tired and buzzed. Not a good combo for fark stuff.

Joliet_Jake

2010-09-05 09:02:05 PM

I'm still looking forward to the follow up of the Planet of the Apes movie he starred in.

It's going to be titled Planet of the Apes 2: Marky Mark and the Monkey Bunch.

Rose of Sharon

2010-09-05 09:02:43 PM

C'mon, c'mon
feel it, feel it
feel the vibration!

Nothing to be ashamed of there.

Tickle Mittens

2010-09-05 09:05:30 PM

Isn't he doing the big single for M Nights new movie The Occurance? Satan in an elevatorrrrrr/ suspence building hopes up/ as expectations are going dowwwwwwwwn

Mugato

2010-09-05 09:13:35 PM

A brother's got to eat. Of course Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch sucked but it was pop music. All pop music sucks, that's its function. How old are you? 16? 20? 30? 50? The pop music you grew up with for the most part sucked. No, that music too.

As for his movies well, Planet of the Apes was a remake of a classic and directed by Tim Burton, whose only real flop was well... Planet of the Apes. So you can't blame him for not seeing that coming. And The Happening...okay, Johnny Cochrane couldn't defend that one. I'll give him a pass by assuming he took the gig to get with Zooey Daschenal.

I didn't see The Big Hit or Invincible but the other films mentioned in this thread were good. And The Other Guys was a lot better than it was supposed to be.

Okay, I'll stop sucking him off now. I'm just trying to say he isn't as bad as what's his name from SNL. No, not that guy, the other guy. Well him too but also that guy. And that chick.

fearmongert

2010-09-05 09:16:37 PM

sweeneytoad

2010-09-05 09:18:05 PM

Mugato: A brother's got to eat. Of course Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch sucked but it was pop music. All pop music sucks, that's its function. How old are you? 16? 20? 30? 50? The pop music you grew up with for the most part sucked. No, that music too.

As for his movies well, Planet of the Apes was a remake of a classic and directed by Tim Burton, whose only real flop was well... Planet of the Apes. So you can't blame him for not seeing that coming. And The Happening...okay, Johnny Cochrane couldn't defend that one. I'll give him a pass by assuming he took the gig to get with Zooey Daschenal.

I didn't see The Big Hit or Invincible but the other films mentioned in this thread were good. And The Other Guys was a lot better than it was supposed to be.

Okay, I'll stop sucking him off now. I'm just trying to say he isn't as bad as what's his name from SNL. No, not that guy, the other guy. Well him too but also that guy. And that chick.

He was hot in Invincible, and that's all that matters as far as I'm concerned. I'm also an Eagles fan, which helps.

meatofmystery

2010-09-05 09:21:41 PM

Wahlberg had a great role in The Departed. I forgave him for any previous embarrassments after that movie.

Gyrfalcon

2010-09-05 09:28:57 PM

I'd be ashamed for people thinking I was in New Kids on the Block, if I was a reasonably talented action star, when it was my incredibly untalented brother Donny who was in NKOB instead.

Mark Wahlberg isn't a great actor, no; he's not even a really good one. But he does just fine at what he does, which is a B-list Matt Damon. But for gods sake, he isn't that worthless piece of ex-eye candy. Give the man a little credit.

Dwight_Yeast

2010-09-05 09:35:57 PM

Troll headline, idiot submitter (probably the English Major) or shiatty reporting; you decide?

Dwight_Yeast

2010-09-05 09:37:18 PM

Gyrfalcon: Mark Wahlberg isn't a great actor, no; he's not even a really good one. But he does just fine at what he does, which is a B-list Matt Damon. But for gods sake, he isn't that worthless piece of ex-eye candy. Give the man a little credit.

Donnie's performance in the Sixth Sense showed more real acting ability than his brother has been able to hork up in an entire career.

Joliet_Jake

2010-09-05 09:38:19 PM

Gyrfalcon: I'd be ashamed for people thinking I was in New Kids on the Block, if I was a reasonably talented action star, when it was my incredibly untalented brother Donny who was in NKOB instead.

Donnie Wahlberg is a better actor than Mark, he just doesn't pick his roles very well. When he does, he's golden. Look at his work during Band of Brothers for an example.

ParadisePornoTheater

2010-09-05 09:40:10 PM

I still like "Good Vibrations".

Boogie Nights is still one of my all-time favorite flicks.

Lighten up, son.

vabeard

2010-09-05 09:40:29 PM

George Clooney's boy toy?

mjones73

2010-09-05 09:42:31 PM

Abstruse: Sorry, I don't care how many "action" movies you star in, you're still Marky Mark. Deal.

/Hell, the Fresh Prince doesn't seem to care, why should you?

Marky Mark ≠ DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

mitchcumstein1

2010-09-05 09:43:11 PM

\Johnny Savage: Johnny Savage: mitchcumstein1: Johnny Savage: sweeneytoad: Johnny Savage: Johnny Savage: JerseyTim: oldebayer: Mark Wahlberg should be ashamed of his entire career.

I'm willing to give him a pass for Three Kings, Boogie Nights and The Departed.

The Big Hit

The Italian Job

For me, also, Invincible.

Word.

He was good in Date Night as well.

Didn't see it. I'm straight.

Sorry, dude. Tired and buzzed. Not a good combo for fark stuff.

No worries. I wasn't real happy about going to see it myself.

lostinspace1978

2010-09-05 09:47:04 PM

You know who doesn't like unicorns?

jake3988

2010-09-05 09:48:40 PM

theenglishmajor: You'd think he'd apologize for the whole Funky Bunch thing, but no, it's this incidental membership in New Kids On The Block.
==================================================

No, actually, he apologized for his rap career. If this article says differently, it's wrong.

We already know he hated his extremely short stint in NKOTB (before it was NKOTB), because he voluntarily left because he hated it.

Bedstead Polisher

2010-09-05 09:56:03 PM

His role in I Heart Huckabees was awesome. He's the best part of that movie.

Darth Macho

2010-09-05 10:00:29 PM

Bedstead Polisher: His role in I Heart Huckabees was awesome. He's the best part of that movie.

No. Respectfully, this is the best part.
Link (new window)

GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox

2010-09-05 10:13:24 PM

I'm REALLY looking forward to his role as Irish Micky Ward in The Fighter, that comes out in December. I've heard good things about it so far, so I expect that it will be another one to add to Wahlberg's win column.

baufan2005

2010-09-05 10:14:44 PM

Tickle Mittens: Isn't he doing the big single for M Nights new movie The Occurance? Satan in an elevatorrrrrr/ suspence building hopes up/ as expectations are going dowwwwwwwwn

Don't you mean Devil

JerseyTim

2010-09-05 10:37:37 PM

GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox: I'm REALLY looking forward to his role as Irish Micky Ward in The Fighter, that comes out in December. I've heard good things about it so far, so I expect that it will be another one to add to Wahlberg's win column.

Whoa, I didn't know about that. From the descriptions I've found online, it doesn't even look like the movie gets to The Trilogy.

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