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2010-09-05 02:37:32 PM
WTF else are we to call movies like "Hostel" or "Saw"? "Torture porn" is a pretty apt description of this genre. However, I also like the term, "gorno" (gore + porno), but IMHO, "torture porn" is a better descriptive term.
 
2010-09-05 02:57:33 PM
To be fair, film critics tend to respond well to artistic innovation, compelling storytelling, and/or insightful social commentary... so yes, I'd imagine the point of Hostel is probably lost on them.
 
2010-09-05 03:07:49 PM
Subby: Eli Roth blasts.

Can we please stop using the word "blast" like this? If I see the word "blasts" in a headline there better be firearms or explosives involved.
 
2010-09-05 03:11:53 PM
I saw no depth in Hostel or Cabin Fever. I did not see Hostel 2.

Most horror flicks suck as "art".
 
2010-09-05 03:16:23 PM
Come to think of it; they need to make a movie about being forced to watch Eli Roth movies.
 
2010-09-05 03:56:10 PM
Bathia_Mapes: WTF else are we to call movies like "Hostel" or "Saw"? "Torture porn" is a pretty apt description of this genre. However, I also like the term, "gorno" (gore + porno), but IMHO, "torture porn" is a better descriptive term.

Funny, that sounds an awful lot like guro, which isn't too far off...
 
2010-09-05 04:12:05 PM
WideStance: I did not see Hostel 2.

2 was basically the same movie as 1, except the protagonists are women and there's a f*cking retarded plot twist near the end that you see coming from miles and miles away.
 
2010-09-05 04:37:57 PM
Shostie: WideStance: I did not see Hostel 2.

2 was basically the same movie as 1, except the protagonists are women and there's a f*cking retarded plot twist near the end that you see coming from miles and miles away.


There's a plot twist at the end Hostel 2?

There is nothing good about Eli Roth.
 
2010-09-05 04:43:55 PM
I can't say that I'm a fan of Eli Roth's movies.

And no, I can't be bothered to care if I fundamentally misunderstand Eli Roth's intent.
 
2010-09-05 04:57:53 PM
mitchcumstein1: Shostie: WideStance: I did not see Hostel 2.

2 was basically the same movie as 1, except the protagonists are women and there's a f*cking retarded plot twist near the end that you see coming from miles and miles away.

There's a plot twist at the end Hostel 2?

There is nothing good about Eli Roth.


When the (SPOILER ALERT) meek guy suddenly turns out to be the vicious killer (END SPOILER ALERT).

Like I said; f*cking retarded.
 
2010-09-05 05:02:06 PM
Well, he filmed parts of both Hostel movies in Cesky Krumlov, which is a wonderful, picturesque town and a UNESCO World Heritage Site. So he's got that going for him, I guess.

/oh, the MOVIES? Sucked.
 
2010-09-05 05:23:07 PM
Am I the only one who didn't even bother to finish "Hostel"? Not even in an "I'm grossed out and can't take it anymore" kind of way, but in a "This is f*cking stupid, boring and predictable" kind of way.
 
2010-09-05 05:27:43 PM
My tolerance for horror's pretty high, and the only thing I came away from Saw (and just the trailers of Hostel) was "torture porn."

So, you know, it's not that I don't get it. I do. My question is if he gets *off* on it.
 
2010-09-05 05:32:32 PM
Horror films are childish and stupid, and only childish and stupid people like them.

/don't understand Mark Kermode's love of horror. He's usually so reasonable otherwise.
 
2010-09-05 05:40:09 PM
bobbarker02: Horror films are childish and stupid, and only childish and stupid people like them.


Before someone calls you a troll, I have to say I agree with you 100%.
 
2010-09-05 05:40:12 PM
bobbarker02: Horror films are childish and stupid, and only childish and stupid people like them.

/don't understand Mark Kermode's love of horror. He's usually so reasonable otherwise.


There are some smart ones out there:

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2010-09-05 05:41:08 PM
INSIDE (new window) is still my choice for the best horror movie since the original TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.

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2010-09-05 05:47:20 PM
I've never understood the appeal of horror movies, in the torture porn sense.

The only horror movies I enjoy happen to be from Stephen King books. They seem so tame now.
 
2010-09-05 05:51:19 PM
I always thought Hostel was interesting because Hostel and Cabin Fever marked the move by horror movies away from the individual's assault on the community (Friday the 13th, Freddy Krueger, the Scream franchise) back to the community's assault on the individual. It's like the real horror isn't the graphic violence, it's those darker aspects of civilization that seeths under the surface.

So yeah, I guess he has a point that you can intellectualize the resurgence of horror and the wave he was a part of, but it still doesn't make it good.
 
2010-09-05 05:53:11 PM
I didn't even know who this guy was, so that tells you how much I like torture porn movies. I won't even watch a Saw movie.

My 17-year old knows who he is, though. Of course.
 
2010-09-05 06:04:50 PM
SockMonkeyHolocaust: I always thought Hostel was interesting because Hostel and Cabin Fever marked the move by horror movies away from the individual's assault on the community (Friday the 13th, Freddy Krueger, the Scream franchise) back to the community's assault on the individual. It's like the real horror isn't the graphic violence, it's those darker aspects of civilization that seeths under the surface.

So yeah, I guess he has a point that you can intellectualize the resurgence of horror and the wave he was a part of, but it still doesn't make it good.


Except Cabin Fever was a ridiculous let down. It's been awhile, but I think it may only be the second movie that's caused me to shout "You're farking kidding me" at the end.

/ First was Burton's Planet of the Apes...in the theater.
// At least I saw Cabin Fever at home
 
2010-09-05 06:16:46 PM
I only know who he is because he was hot in Inglourious Basterds and I looked him up. I dont care for his kinds of movies though.


/Sorry
 
2010-09-05 06:17:04 PM
antihuman: INSIDE (new window) is still my choice for the best horror movie since the original TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.

Every time someone tells me that a movie is the "best since Texas Chainsaw Massacre!" I immediately stop listening to them. Texas Chainsaw Massacre was one of the most boring films I have ever watched. Fallen, Stir of Echoes, The Changeling (the 1980 one with George C. Scott), 28 Days Later, Alien...those are examples of good horror movies that don't put you to sleep halfway through with their complete lack of anything interesting going on or bore you to tears with nothing but gore.
 
2010-09-05 06:17:45 PM
bobbarker02: Horror films are childish and stupid, and only childish and stupid people like them.

/don't understand Mark Kermode's love of horror. He's usually so reasonable otherwise.


uhm... troll.... The Omen and Jaws are childish?!?
 
2010-09-05 06:18:20 PM
xsarien: SockMonkeyHolocaust: I always thought Hostel was interesting because Hostel and Cabin Fever marked the move by horror movies away from the individual's assault on the community (Friday the 13th, Freddy Krueger, the Scream franchise) back to the community's assault on the individual. It's like the real horror isn't the graphic violence, it's those darker aspects of civilization that seeths under the surface.

So yeah, I guess he has a point that you can intellectualize the resurgence of horror and the wave he was a part of, but it still doesn't make it good.

Except Cabin Fever was a ridiculous let down. It's been awhile, but I think it may only be the second movie that's caused me to shout "You're farking kidding me" at the end.

/ First was Burton's Planet of the Apes...in the theater.
// At least I saw Cabin Fever at home



Yeah, Cabin Fever was a farking pile. I still don't understand why so many people praised that movie when it first came out. It wasn't particularly original, and it wasn't well-written or well-directed. Were there handjobs at the initial screenings?
 
2010-09-05 06:21:53 PM
I haven't seen Hostel, so I can't comment on his directing.. I do know he was dragging everyone else down in Inglorious Basterds. The "Bear Jew" could have been an interesting character, but ended up adding nothing. That little spaz after killing the German sergeant was just annoying.
 
2010-09-05 06:26:53 PM
Teufelaffe: Every time someone tells me that a movie is the "best since Texas Chainsaw Massacre!" I immediately stop listening to them. Texas Chainsaw Massacre was one of the most boring films I have ever watched. Fallen, Stir of Echoes, The Changeling (the 1980 one with George C. Scott), 28 Days Later, Alien...those are examples of good horror movies that don't put you to sleep halfway through with their complete lack of anything interesting going on or bore you to tears with nothing but gore.

Understandable. I think I love TCM so much because, well because it's a great movie, but also because I saw it when I was very young and the sense of dread at the beginning was eating me alive then when Leatherface showed up I nearly shiat myself. My reaction to that movie was probably similar to those YouTube videos of people watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.

And yes ALIEN is a extremely scary movie, but I think of it more of a science fiction film that also happens to be terrifying. Same kinda goes for THE THING which I also love.
 
2010-09-05 06:29:40 PM
The only good thing about HOSTEL was the Takashi Miike cameo.
 
2010-09-05 06:31:39 PM
antihuman: INSIDE (new window) is still my choice for the best horror movie since the original TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE.

I think it suffers by trying to make a relatively normal-looking older woman into a slasher villain. When 7ft tall Jason can mow through the supporting cast, it makes a certain kind of sense (he's a boogeyman after all). When a 150lb white lady does it, I just end up yelling at the screen, doing my best impression of a football fan whose team keeps dropping easy passes to open receivers.
 
2010-09-05 06:35:02 PM
bobbarker02: Horror films are childish and stupid, and only childish and stupid people like them.

/don't understand Mark Kermode's love of horror. He's usually so reasonable otherwise.


Jonathan Hohensee: bobbarker02: Horror films are childish and stupid, and only childish and stupid people like them.


Before someone calls you a troll, I have to say I agree with you 100%.


Movies are childish and stupid! That's why I read books...and don't own a TV.

Oh, wait, no. What I meant to say was that you two chuckleheads are childish and stupid.
 
2010-09-05 06:35:19 PM
Bedurndurn: I think it suffers by trying to make a relatively normal-looking older woman into a slasher villain. When 7ft tall Jason can mow through the supporting cast, it makes a certain kind of sense (he's a boogeyman after all). When a 150lb white lady does it, I just end up yelling at the screen, doing my best impression of a football fan whose team keeps dropping easy passes to open receivers.

True, but put yourself in the place of the pregnant woman being chased around her house by a crazy woman with scissors.
 
2010-09-05 06:39:23 PM
WideStance: I saw no depth in Hostel or Cabin Fever. I did not see Hostel 2.

Most horror flicks suck as "art".


Hostel sucked. But Cabin Fever was largely a satire and with some aspects of tribute to early horror, and of course an excuse to kill people with a horrible flesh eating disease. But seriously, rewatch it, it's mostly hilarious.

/Hostle, though... Blarg!
 
2010-09-05 06:40:21 PM
antihuman: ...the pregnant woman being chased around her house by a crazy woman with scissors.

In other words, Thursday.
 
2010-09-05 07:04:37 PM
No Fixed Login: Subby: Eli Roth blasts.

Can we please stop using the word "blast" like this? If I see the word "blasts" in a headline there better be firearms or explosives involved.


Indeed.

Eli Roth blasts gets all pissy about horror film critics misunderstanding his movies. Yes, Eli, please enlighten us on what we misunderstood about characters getting brutally tortured for an hour

/FTFY
 
2010-09-05 07:30:16 PM
His movies are too jewish
 
2010-09-05 07:33:56 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I can't say that I'm a fan of Eli Roth's movies.

I loved Cabin Fever but haven't liked a thing he has done since. I hated Hostel because it wasn't even CLOSE to what was advertised. It was cut shots, and implied gore and completely boring. Hostel 2 was almost slightly better, if only because some of the scenes were slightly more graphic, but it was basically the same movie. I had no interest in "The Last Exorcist," it looked like "The Exorcism of EMily Rose" 2.0. Did I miss anything else he did?

"Cabin Fever" had the right mix of horror, gore, and humor, which is somewhat integral to people my age who grew up on 80s horror movies. Even like "Texas Chainsaw," you have the "LOOK WHAT YOUR BROTHER DID TO THE DOOR!!! NO RESPECT FOR THE FAMILY!" line....
 
2010-09-05 07:39:22 PM
Teufelaffe: Texas Chainsaw Massacre was one of the most boring films I have ever watched. Fallen, Stir of Echoes, The Changeling (the 1980 one with George C. Scott), 28 Days Later, Alien...those are examples of good horror movies

Well, at least you're consistent.
 
2010-09-05 07:40:16 PM
antihuman: Understandable. I think I love TCM so much because, well because it's a great movie, but also because I saw it when I was very young and the sense of dread at the beginning was eating me alive then when Leatherface showed up I nearly shiat myself. My reaction to that movie was probably similar to those YouTube videos of people watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Also, it holds up. I think I saw that for the first time when I was 12, and at 35, I am still creeped out and uncomfortable watching it. Damned good job. Same with the first "Halloween". "Poltergeist" scared the crap out of me when I was a kid, but I think I was 8 or so when an older cousin saw it for me. I watched it with my boyfriend a few years back (he'd never seen it) and it creeped him out. Some things hold up.

Modern horror movies I really like:
"Ginger Snaps" and "May."
 
2010-09-05 07:50:49 PM
serpent_sky: Modern horror movies I really like:
"Ginger Snaps" and "May."


CSB time:
I went to high school with the guy who directed May and was in a 'movie' (3-day shoot, no budget) directed by Angela Bettis' then-fiancee. Eddie Steeples (Crab man) was also in the movie. Good people, all of em.
 
2010-09-05 07:51:46 PM
Jonathan Hohensee: bobbarker02: Horror films are childish and stupid, and only childish and stupid people like them.


Before someone calls you a troll, I have to say I agree with you 100%.


I wasn't going to call him a troll, just a judgemental douchebag.
 
2010-09-05 07:54:27 PM
As for Eli Roth - I am not a fan of his movies (or the whole gore-nography genre), but goddamnit if that man isn't charming, self-effacing and just seems like he'd be a really cool guy to have a beer with.
 
2010-09-05 08:08:52 PM
what an ungrateful uni-brow
 
2010-09-05 08:45:24 PM
as torture porn goes I like Martyrs
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2010-09-05 08:49:00 PM
Dur dur dur. Seriously? You guys seriously don't get Hostel? wow. I'll make it easy for you: Hostel essentially has the same message as American Psycho, except on a global scale. Now discuss.

/Cabin Fever sucked, btw. As do all the Saw movies.
//Hostel 2 was redundant and pretty bad also.
 
2010-09-05 09:04:15 PM
antihuman: Bedurndurn: I think it suffers by trying to make a relatively normal-looking older woman into a slasher villain. When 7ft tall Jason can mow through the supporting cast, it makes a certain kind of sense (he's a boogeyman after all). When a 150lb white lady does it, I just end up yelling at the screen, doing my best impression of a football fan whose team keeps dropping easy passes to open receivers.

True, but put yourself in the place of the pregnant woman being chased around her house by a crazy woman with scissors.


Absolutely. It's scary as hell for the young pregnant woman. She's incredibly vulnerable and the lack of anything resembling a motive makes it just mind-bogglingly horrific.

In contrast to her though, when the cops come to help made it seem like their primary role model is Inspector Clouseau.
 
2010-09-05 09:14:11 PM
Letdown: as torture porn goes I like Martyrs

I saw that over a year ago and still debate what the ending meant.

It was vile; my boyfriend walked in while I was mid-way through and I was almost ashamed to be watching. But I don't think I have seen a movie as deep and as affecting as that was.

It's one hell of a film.
 
2010-09-05 09:14:47 PM
WideStance: I saw no depth in Hostel or Cabin Fever. I did not see Hostel 2.

Most horror flicks suck as "art".


Want a torture porn flick that isn't boring? The Audition.

Mr. Roth would do well to observe that anything can be gung fu, even film making, and the secret of the masters is always the same. Great effort, and emotional content.
 
2010-09-05 09:17:56 PM
bobbarker02: Horror films are childish and stupid, and only childish and stupid people like them.

/don't understand Mark Kermode's love of horror. He's usually so reasonable otherwise.


Did you give your panties and a priceless artifact to a guy named Crazy Earl? For some reason you seem the type.
 
2010-09-05 09:25:34 PM
Yeah Sure Whatever: I only know who he is because he was hot in Inglourious Basterds and I looked him up. I dont care for his kinds of movies though.


/Sorry

Aside from being reasonably good-looking, he brought nothing to that part. Anyone could have played it, although I feel like Tarantino's original pick, Adam Sandler, would have moved the movie a little to close to outright satire.

Anyway, I kinda like the term "gorno" for these crappy movies, since "torture porn" has just been run into the ground. Just don't call them "snuff films." If people aren't actually being murdered on camera, it's not a snuff film, you retards.
 
2010-09-05 09:32:42 PM
bobbarker02: Horror films are childish and stupid, and only childish and stupid people like them.

/don't understand Mark Kermode's love of horror. He's usually so reasonable otherwise.


Wow, pretentious much?

Or are you drawing any sort of line between REAL horror films, like "Psycho" or "Alien" (Ridley Scott's original), and splatter flicks like the Friday the 13th franchises? There's a big difference, you know.

Otherwise, if you're some kind of purist who draws an equal sign between "Psycho" and "Hostel", then I will have to arrange to have you murdered.
 
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