Yeah most people do it outside a bar; mainly shady bars or college bars.

BTW, Florida tag on holiday for Labour Day?

FloydA: If you know someone who is old enough to be in a bar but still calls himself "Ricky," you need a new circle of friends.

Seriously; anyone older than 12 should no longer be calling himself Ricky. Doing so is a sure sign that there's something severely farked up about the guy.

This guy would beg to differ:



/Rick Ray just doesn't have the same ring to it

urine the way.

"Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"

FloydA: Seriously; anyone older than 12 should no longer be calling himself Ricky. Doing so is a sure sign that there's something severely farked up about the guy.



/go ahead, tell him he's severely farked up

Looks like more than twenty.

Some guy got thrown out of a bar I used to go to, got sore about it, came back and popped a riot control tear gas grenade---indoors.

The smell was so bad, you could have lined up free drinks on the bar and the raunchiest wino in town could not have stood it.

Smell lingered for months, the bar was closed for 6 weeks total.

Very costly prank.

I understand, Ethyl Mercaptan is the stinkiest substance known to man.

\\\ not that any of you Farkers would actually do something like that, being the nice guys you are. . . . .

\\\ just mentioned it in passing. . . . .

The place will packed with cougars now.

What the "friend" may look like:


/oh, and Ranger Rick is an eco-terrorist these days

KILL HIM... No one will notice...

Imagine he doesn't get caught. Now flash forward to the next time he gets red eye from the herb, locates his trusty bottle of visine, and gets a nice drop of rancid deer piss in the eye.

There is a bar in Neptune Beach, Florida that smells so bad - deer urine would be an air freshener. I wouldn't go in there with a hazmat suit. Seriously, you can smell this place driving by.

Got a lot of 'splainin' to do...

Headline is a non-sequitor.

Wait, I think I've heard this joke...



/He didn't check out
//You checked out just fine
///Glass of Chango please
////Hold the pi$$

Pfffft Bubbles would do that for a snack wrap from KFC

Almost forgot this...

Ricky!

notn: Pfffft Bubbles would do that for a snack wrap from KFC

Wow! My wife was just telling me about how she used to blow bubbles as a kid.

I'll have to tell her he's back in town.

How much do they pay to collect the deer urine?

/unemployed
//just asking

pervvywanker There is a bar in Neptune Beach, Florida that smells so bad - deer urine would be an air freshener. I wouldn't go in there with a hazmat suit. Seriously, you can smell this place driving by.

Ok. Which one?

http://www.gamecalls.net/products/The_Predator_Bomb_Fox_Urine_Fogger-208-439.ht m l (new window)

Not just a sprayer, folks. A fogger.

notn: Pfffft Bubbles would do that for a snack wrap from KFC distraction chicken for Julian from Swiss Chalet.

"I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!" - Jack Handey

I have never heard of this place, but if it was on Edison, I'm amazed 1) the guy was possibly white, and 2) he wasn't gunned down. Gotta love "Tabloid 12" for always having the very best in local "news" :P

Pretty Pit Bull Puppies: pervvywanker There is a bar in Neptune Beach, Florida that smells so bad - deer urine would be an air freshener. I wouldn't go in there with a hazmat suit. Seriously, you can smell this place driving by.

Ok. Which one?

Pete's, been there 30 some years.

Ethyl Mercaptan is my New FARK handle !

Man On Pink Corner: Should've gone with butyl isocyanide. They don't even know what color it is, because nobody can stand to make enough of it.


I was going to nominate thioacetone (new window), from the same site.

Still, don't lose that number. You don't want to call nobody else.

Pervvywanker:

Pete's opened in 1933.

Thirty years in business would be more in line with Ginger's Place, in Jax Beach, although they've been there a while longer than that (used to work at Ginger's).

"If I do a good job this once, any chance you got more places need sprayin?"

..20 bucks? ..did the perp at least get some doe?

mojangles: ..20 bucks? ..did the perp at least get some doe?

Not by the sound of al his carrion.

Police say 26-year old Joshua Aaron Brunke came inside the In Cahoots bar on Edison Avenue Friday night

He should have used protection.

/ducks and runs

//"in cahoots" bar? wtf?

this really does sound like an episode TPB

Jamieboy: Police say 26-year old Joshua Aaron Brunke came inside the In Cahoots bar on Edison Avenue Friday night

He should have used protection.

/ducks and runs

//"in cahoots" bar? wtf?

It's a western dance club son.

Dude.

Hunting season ain't for another two months.

Wow rednecks spraying deer piss in a gay bar. No word on whether it was a hate crime or a prank...

Was anyone sorry his mom blew up?

The bar owner brought this on herself. She's a dictator, lesbian, drug kingpin, nightclub owner. Check out her police record in Jacksonville, Fl (Duval County), Staci Dominique Evans-Ybrra