Done in one.

Funk Brothers: BTW, Florida tag on holiday for Labour Day?

It's in prison until Drew bails it out again.

If you know someone who is old enough to be in a bar but still calls himself "Ricky," you need a new circle of friends.

Seriously; anyone older than 12 should no longer be calling himself Ricky. Doing so is a sure sign that there's something severely farked up about the guy.

Some guy got thrown out of a bar I used to go to, got sore about it, came back and popped a riot control tear gas grenade---indoors.

The smell was so bad, you could have lined up free drinks on the bar and the raunchiest wino in town could not have stood it.

Smell lingered for months, the bar was closed for 6 weeks total.

Very costly prank.

I understand, Ethyl Mercaptan is the stinkiest substance known to man.

\\\ not that any of you Farkers would actually do something like that, being the nice guys you are. . . . .

\\\ just mentioned it in passing. . . . .

Headline is a non-sequitor.

If someone known only as 'Ricky' offers you $20 to spray deer urine inside of a bar, it's time to find a new circle of friends

Friends, hell. I'm a professional, man, and $20 doesn't begin to cover my bill for that sort of thing.


olddinosaur: I understand, Ethyl Mercaptan is the stinkiest substance known to man.

Oh, no, no, no. No. It's godawful, but not even close. There are a lot of comparable thiols, and chemical companies have turned out stuff that would repel bullets . . . not that anyone would bother shoot at anything doused with the stuff.

At least it wasn't fox urine.

Should've gone with butyl isocyanide. They don't even know what color it is, because nobody can stand to make enough of it.

Butyl isocyanide proved to be so disagreeable to manipulate that none of its physical constants except boiling point were determined. Even when a hood with an extra forced draft was used, the odor pervaded the laboratory and adjoining rooms, deadening the sense of smell and producing in the operator, and in others, severe headaches and nausea which usually persisted for several days.

texastag: Almost forgot this...

Ricky!

That pretty much proves my point, almost as well as the pro-wrestler guy.

;-)