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(First Coast News) Stupid If someone known only as 'Ricky' offers you $20 to spray deer urine inside of a bar, it's time to find a new circle of friends   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 51
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2010-09-05 01:51:21 PM
a.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-05 02:47:54 PM
Done in one.
 
2010-09-05 03:49:21 PM
Yeah most people do it outside a bar; mainly shady bars or college bars.

BTW, Florida tag on holiday for Labour Day?
 
2010-09-05 03:52:00 PM
Funk Brothers: BTW, Florida tag on holiday for Labour Day?

It's in prison until Drew bails it out again.
 
2010-09-05 04:27:16 PM
If you know someone who is old enough to be in a bar but still calls himself "Ricky," you need a new circle of friends.

Seriously; anyone older than 12 should no longer be calling himself Ricky. Doing so is a sure sign that there's something severely farked up about the guy.
 
2010-09-05 09:57:55 PM
FloydA: If you know someone who is old enough to be in a bar but still calls himself "Ricky," you need a new circle of friends.

Seriously; anyone older than 12 should no longer be calling himself Ricky. Doing so is a sure sign that there's something severely farked up about the guy.


This guy would beg to differ:

a.imageshack.us

/Rick Ray just doesn't have the same ring to it
 
2010-09-05 10:18:53 PM
urine the way.
 
2010-09-05 10:23:45 PM
"Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
 
2010-09-05 10:24:12 PM
Oh Shiat. I knew it was too easy. But, twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
 
2010-09-05 10:25:05 PM
FloydA: Seriously; anyone older than 12 should no longer be calling himself Ricky. Doing so is a sure sign that there's something severely farked up about the guy.

img844.imageshack.us

/go ahead, tell him he's severely farked up
 
2010-09-05 10:25:42 PM
Looks like more than twenty.

www.americanhunter.org
 
2010-09-05 10:26:00 PM
Some guy got thrown out of a bar I used to go to, got sore about it, came back and popped a riot control tear gas grenade---indoors.

The smell was so bad, you could have lined up free drinks on the bar and the raunchiest wino in town could not have stood it.

Smell lingered for months, the bar was closed for 6 weeks total.

Very costly prank.

I understand, Ethyl Mercaptan is the stinkiest substance known to man.

\\\ not that any of you Farkers would actually do something like that, being the nice guys you are. . . . .

\\\ just mentioned it in passing. . . . .
 
2010-09-05 10:27:48 PM
The place will packed with cougars now.
 
2010-09-05 10:30:05 PM
What the "friend" may look like:
leorbaum.com

/oh, and Ranger Rick is an eco-terrorist these days
 
2010-09-05 10:31:11 PM
i291.photobucket.com

KILL HIM... No one will notice...
 
2010-09-05 10:31:13 PM
Imagine he doesn't get caught. Now flash forward to the next time he gets red eye from the herb, locates his trusty bottle of visine, and gets a nice drop of rancid deer piss in the eye.
 
2010-09-05 10:31:29 PM
There is a bar in Neptune Beach, Florida that smells so bad - deer urine would be an air freshener. I wouldn't go in there with a hazmat suit. Seriously, you can smell this place driving by.
 
2010-09-05 10:35:20 PM
www.sunshinelookalikes.com

Got a lot of 'splainin' to do...
 
2010-09-05 10:54:32 PM
Headline is a non-sequitor.
 
2010-09-05 10:57:16 PM
Wait, I think I've heard this joke...

i.ytimg.com

/He didn't check out
//You checked out just fine
///Glass of Chango please
////Hold the pi$$
 
2010-09-05 11:02:21 PM
If someone known only as 'Ricky' offers you $20 to spray deer urine inside of a bar, it's time to find a new circle of friends

Friends, hell. I'm a professional, man, and $20 doesn't begin to cover my bill for that sort of thing.


olddinosaur: I understand, Ethyl Mercaptan is the stinkiest substance known to man.

Oh, no, no, no. No. It's godawful, but not even close. There are a lot of comparable thiols, and chemical companies have turned out stuff that would repel bullets . . . not that anyone would bother shoot at anything doused with the stuff.
 
2010-09-05 11:15:20 PM
Pfffft Bubbles would do that for a snack wrap from KFC
 
2010-09-05 11:17:14 PM
Almost forgot this...

Ricky!
 
2010-09-05 11:17:59 PM
At least it wasn't fox urine.
 
2010-09-05 11:18:58 PM
notn: Pfffft Bubbles would do that for a snack wrap from KFC

Wow! My wife was just telling me about how she used to blow bubbles as a kid.

I'll have to tell her he's back in town.
 
2010-09-05 11:21:00 PM
How much do they pay to collect the deer urine?

/unemployed
//just asking
 
2010-09-05 11:21:05 PM
pervvywanker There is a bar in Neptune Beach, Florida that smells so bad - deer urine would be an air freshener. I wouldn't go in there with a hazmat suit. Seriously, you can smell this place driving by.

Ok. Which one?
 
2010-09-05 11:22:54 PM
Yes, I do believe we can expand the "never" list.
Never play cards with anybody called "Pops".
Never eat at a restaurant named "Mom's"
Never draw to an inside straight.
Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
And, never, never, ever spray deer urine in a bar at the behest of anybody called "Ricky".
 
2010-09-05 11:22:55 PM
 
2010-09-05 11:23:14 PM
notn: Pfffft Bubbles would do that for a snack wrap from KFC distraction chicken for Julian from Swiss Chalet.
 
2010-09-05 11:25:22 PM
Should've gone with butyl isocyanide. They don't even know what color it is, because nobody can stand to make enough of it.
Butyl isocyanide proved to be so disagreeable to manipulate that none of its physical constants except boiling point were determined. Even when a hood with an extra forced draft was used, the odor pervaded the laboratory and adjoining rooms, deadening the sense of smell and producing in the operator, and in others, severe headaches and nausea which usually persisted for several days.
 
2010-09-05 11:52:04 PM
"I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What a coincidence!" - Jack Handey
 
2010-09-06 12:20:47 AM
I have never heard of this place, but if it was on Edison, I'm amazed 1) the guy was possibly white, and 2) he wasn't gunned down. Gotta love "Tabloid 12" for always having the very best in local "news" :P
 
2010-09-06 12:20:53 AM
Pretty Pit Bull Puppies: pervvywanker There is a bar in Neptune Beach, Florida that smells so bad - deer urine would be an air freshener. I wouldn't go in there with a hazmat suit. Seriously, you can smell this place driving by.

Ok. Which one?


Pete's, been there 30 some years.
 
2010-09-06 12:30:29 AM
Ethyl Mercaptan is my New FARK handle !
 
2010-09-06 12:41:22 AM
Man On Pink Corner: Should've gone with butyl isocyanide. They don't even know what color it is, because nobody can stand to make enough of it.


I was going to nominate thioacetone (new window), from the same site.
 
2010-09-06 01:17:24 AM
texastag: Almost forgot this...

Ricky!


That pretty much proves my point, almost as well as the pro-wrestler guy.

;-)
 
2010-09-06 01:21:50 AM
Still, don't lose that number. You don't want to call nobody else.
 
2010-09-06 02:12:32 AM
Pervvywanker:

Pete's opened in 1933.

Thirty years in business would be more in line with Ginger's Place, in Jax Beach, although they've been there a while longer than that (used to work at Ginger's).
 
2010-09-06 02:44:19 AM
"If I do a good job this once, any chance you got more places need sprayin?"
 
2010-09-06 03:00:32 AM
..20 bucks? ..did the perp at least get some doe?
 
2010-09-06 03:32:50 AM
mojangles: ..20 bucks? ..did the perp at least get some doe?

Not by the sound of al his carrion.
 
2010-09-06 04:40:41 AM
Police say 26-year old Joshua Aaron Brunke came inside the In Cahoots bar on Edison Avenue Friday night

He should have used protection.

/ducks and runs

//"in cahoots" bar? wtf?
 
2010-09-06 06:02:43 AM
this really does sound like an episode TPB
 
2010-09-06 06:45:17 AM
Jamieboy: Police say 26-year old Joshua Aaron Brunke came inside the In Cahoots bar on Edison Avenue Friday night

He should have used protection.

/ducks and runs

//"in cahoots" bar? wtf?


It's a western dance club son.
 
2010-09-06 08:03:17 AM
Dude.

Hunting season ain't for another two months.
 
2010-09-06 09:00:07 AM
Wow rednecks spraying deer piss in a gay bar. No word on whether it was a hate crime or a prank...
 
2010-09-06 10:16:50 AM
Was anyone sorry his mom blew up?
 
2010-09-06 06:03:02 PM
 
2010-09-08 02:58:41 AM
The bar owner brought this on herself. She's a dictator, lesbian, drug kingpin, nightclub owner. Check out her police record in Jacksonville, Fl (Duval County), Staci Dominique Evans-Ybrra
 
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