So, periodically.

+1 subby. I LOLd.

God help us all if they get in synch.

As opposed to generally increased competitiveness and stature issues.

Meh.

You mean it has _fallen_ all but three days a month.

Tillmaster: God help us all if they get in synch.

That will be a bloody day, indeed.

Nah, they're total pussies.

Any broads carrying the President's nuclear football yet?

We'll meet again... don't know where... don't know when...

Women and minorities were all that was left in the hiring pool when Reagan introduced big government spending on anything defense related.

Mudflap: Any broads carrying the President's nuclear football yet?

The only thing in there is a bottle of whiskey and a couple issues of penthouse from the 70s when it was really dirty.

Watch her explode! (new window)

the_sidewinder: Nice Subby

eatsnackysmores: +1 subby. I LOLd.


This sort of misogynistic headline shows the immature level of thinking that
Fark's fanbase, as well as modmins, have come to embrace. It's insulting nature is not even
remotely funny and shows the submitter to be an ignorant, sexually-frustrated hater of women,
who's only joy in life comes from hurting others while sitting around in his grossly under-sized
underwear behind his snot-smeared CRT, with his cheetos-stained fingers.
Submitter needs to DIAF while eating a big bowl of dicks.

/submitter

Fano: Mudflap: Any broads carrying the President's nuclear football yet?

The only thing in there is a bottle of whiskey and a couple issues of penthouse from the 70s when it was really dirty.

And for a real party, you can invite guests.

Legendary headline.

If we push the button first, I'll bet it happens during a future Fiorina administration...

/ look what happened to HP under her tenure as CEO...

Angela Merkel of Germany is confused by your surprise of women in power.

Hector Remarkable: the_sidewinder: Nice Subby

eatsnackysmores: +1 subby. I LOLd.


This sort of misogynistic headline shows the immature level of thinking that
Fark's fanbase, as well as modmins, have come to embrace. It's insulting nature is not even
remotely funny and shows the submitter to be an ignorant, sexually-frustrated hater of women,
who's only joy in life comes from hurting others while sitting around in his grossly under-sized
underwear behind his snot-smeared CRT, with his cheetos-stained fingers.
Submitter needs to DIAF while eating a big bowl of dicks.

/submitter

In the very near future, all of Fark will be self-trolling.

/says grinderman, who should also DIAF.
// stupid Freeper and/or Libtard!

office_despot: You mean it has _fallen_ all but three days a month.

Ever been in an office full of women?

Now imagine that environment except they have access to armies and nuclear weapons.

Huh, and I thought that perhaps it had been discovered that Putin was a woman.

FTFA:""We're not overnight successes,'' said Susan Burk, a 34-year government employee and the top US official at the recent review conference on the nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty. Perhaps "we have to work more years to get to these positions.'"

I agree. She had to wait until she was 34 to become a top US official on nuclear policy. That's just insane. Everyone knows that, by then, her looks are going. How will she distract the Russians by licking her lips and exposing a lot of cleavage?

Seriously, though - she's complaining about it taking her probably 10 years to reach a pretty important role in her profession? It took me 10 years just to get the higher walls put on my cubicle.

\Older than 34
\\Considerably less important than her
\\\Can someone let me know who I should blame for my failures (besides myself, obviously. That would be silly).

SharkTrager: Ever been in an office full of women?

Now imagine that environment except they have access to armies and nuclear weapons.

The neat part is that your own insinuation shows that you haven't fulfilled the required prerequisite. In other news, stop being a twit.

Uncorrect: FTFA:""We're not overnight successes,' said Susan Burk, a 34-year government employee and the top US official at the recent review conference on the nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty. Perhaps "we have to work more years to get to these positions.'"

I agree. She had to wait until she was 34 to become a top US official on nuclear policy. That's just insane. Everyone knows that, by then, her looks are going. How will she distract the Russians by licking her lips and exposing a lot of cleavage?

Seriously, though - she's complaining about it taking her probably 10 years to reach a pretty important role in her profession? It took me 10 years just to get the higher walls put on my cubicle.

\Older than 34
\\Considerably less important than her
\\\Can someone let me know who I should blame for my failures (besides myself, obviously. That would be silly).

/Bolded the important part for you
//She's older than 34
///Your username is apropos

skinink: Angela Merkel of Germany is confused by your surprise of women in power.

Angela Merkel, Corazon Aquino, Eva Peron, that Icelandic woman who's name I can't spell, Benazir Bhutto. Either a slow news day, or someone's been under a rock for a couple decades.

Hector Remarkable: the_sidewinder: Nice Subby

eatsnackysmores: +1 subby. I LOLd.


This sort of misogynistic headline shows the immature level of thinking that
Fark's fanbase, as well as modmins, have come to embrace. It's insulting nature is not even
remotely funny and shows the submitter to be an ignorant, sexually-frustrated hater of women,
who's only joy in life comes from hurting others while sitting around in his grossly under-sized
underwear behind his snot-smeared CRT, with his cheetos-stained fingers.
Submitter needs to DIAF while eating a big bowl of dicks.

/submitter

It's ok, I understand. You'll find this funny in a few days, I promise.

I had interpreting the headline as:

Each month, we successfully push back the probabilistic projected date of a future nuclear holocaust by 27 days.

It was then very confusing that the article was about the rising percentage of women in nuclear security policy positions.

Uncorrect: FTFA:""We're not overnight successes,' said Susan Burk, a 34-year government employee and the top US official at the recent review conference on the nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty. Perhaps "we have to work more years to get to these positions.'"

I agree. She had to wait until she was 34 to become a top US official on nuclear policy. That's just insane. Everyone knows that, by then, her looks are going. How will she distract the Russians by licking her lips and exposing a lot of cleavage?

Seriously, though - she's complaining about it taking her probably 10 years to reach a pretty important role in her profession? It took me 10 years just to get the higher walls put on my cubicle.

\Older than 34
\\Considerably less important than her
\\\Can someone let me know who I should blame for my failures (besides myself, obviously. That would be silly).

I'm pretty sure "34-year government employee" means she's been working in the govt for 34 years, not that she's 34 years old. A google image search seems to bear this out.

Uncorrect: FTFA:""We're not overnight successes,' said Susan Burk, a 34-year government employee and the top US official at the recent review conference on the nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty. Perhaps "we have to work more years to get to these positions.'"

I agree. She had to wait until she was 34 to become a top US official on nuclear policy. That's just insane. Everyone knows that, by then, her looks are going. How will she distract the Russians by licking her lips and exposing a lot of cleavage?

Seriously, though - she's complaining about it taking her probably 10 years to reach a pretty important role in her profession? It took me 10 years just to get the higher walls put on my cubicle.

\Older than 34
\\Considerably less important than her
\\\Can someone let me know who I should blame for my failures (besides myself, obviously. That would be silly).

She's been working at it for 34 years. She has an M.A. in Government from Georgetown and a B.A. in political science from Trinity College in DC where she was elected to Phi Beta Kappa.

SharkTrager: office_despot: You mean it has _fallen_ all but three days a month.

Ever been in an office full of women?

Now imagine that environment except they have access to armies and nuclear weapons.

On both sides -- epic catfight!

/ Women usually are very good at this
// Did you say bunk?

skinink Quote 2010-09-05 04:34:12 PM
Angela Merkel of Germany is confused by your surprise of women in power.

>>>

I see your Angela and raise you...

Ever been in an office full of women?

Sweetie, there's something you should know about me....

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: Uncorrect: FTFA:""We're not overnight successes,' said Susan Burk, a 34-year government employee and the top US official at the recent review conference on the nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty. Perhaps "we have to work more years to get to these positions.'"

I agree. She had to wait until she was 34 to become a top US official on nuclear policy. That's just insane. Everyone knows that, by then, her looks are going. How will she distract the Russians by licking her lips and exposing a lot of cleavage?

Seriously, though - she's complaining about it taking her probably 10 years to reach a pretty important role in her profession? It took me 10 years just to get the higher walls put on my cubicle.

\Older than 34
\\Considerably less important than her
\\\Can someone let me know who I should blame for my failures (besides myself, obviously. That would be silly).

/Bolded the important part for you
//She's older than 34
///Your username is apropos

This is probably why it took my so long to get those high walls for my cubicle.

Actually, I have inside information that she was grown from a test tube and immediately put to work. Secret government program. You wouldn't know about it.

\Not even drunk.. can't even blame it on that.
\\Just my natural stupidity.

Big Al: Women and minorities were all that was left in the hiring pool when Reagan introduced big government spending on anything defense related WON THE COLD WAR.


-- FTFY

By the time women came to power, they had spread into millions of offices across the planet. Ordinary women in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. The attack began at 6:18 PM, just as he said it would. Judgment Day, the day the human race was almost destroyed by the women they'd promoted to get laid. I should have realized it was never our destiny to stop Judgment Day, it was merely to survive it, together. The Terminator knew; he tried to tell us, but I didn't want to hear it. Maybe the future has been written. I don't know; all I know is what the Terminator taught me; never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and does die. And I never will. The battle has just begun.

five bucks on romania!

I'm only 31, but most of the career paths that interested me when I was age 5-10 were closed to women. I'd say at least half of them no longer are, and it makes me sad when I realize that by the time I reached adulthood I could have had many more options that I didn't pursue because they weren't possible when I went through that "what do I want to be when I grow up?" phase.

As I recall, the rest of the joke is that there's no real greater risk of war, just 4 days of REALLY intense negotiations.

Fark piglosi.

eggrolls: As I recall, the rest of the joke is that there's no real greater risk of war, just 4 days of REALLY intense negotiations chocolate cravings.

FTFY

SharkTrager: office_despot: You mean it has _fallen_ all but three days a month.

Ever been in an office full of women?

Now imagine that environment except they have access to armies and nuclear weapons.

It would be like any other office full of women. There'd be gossiping, backbiting, drama, and other things that have no real consequences, yet seem to be of great importance to them. Yet the work still gets done.

whenIsayGO: I'm only 31, but most of the career paths that interested me when I was age 5-10 were closed to women. I'd say at least half of them no longer are, and it makes me sad when I realize that by the time I reached adulthood I could have had many more options that I didn't pursue because they weren't possible when I went through that "what do I want to be when I grow up?" phase.

Could you be more specific? I'm a few years older than you. Which careers were viewed as closed to women when you were growing up that you would've liked to have pursued?

Oil rigger? Pro football player?

the_sidewinder:

You sir, just earned yourself 1 month of TF

Why, thank you good sir!

Parallel Park-No
Backup in a parking lot-No
Finger a (nuclear) button-Yes

/gotta go the wife is walking in...

WWIII? But Robin Williams told me that if women were in charge, there would be no more wars. Just intense negotiations every 28 days.