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(NJ.com) Strange Rabbit attacks man with baseball bat and hatchet over lawnmower repair dispute   (nj.com) divider line 50
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WelldeadLink [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 01:05:46 PM
That's what happens when you arm rabbits.
 
Tatsuma [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 02:50:35 PM
www.visitingdc.com
the police released a photo of the victim
 
denbroc
2010-09-05 03:32:15 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
vegastar
2010-09-05 03:35:38 PM
Now his hand has a vagina.

/how convenient
 
Tatsuma [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 03:37:31 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
Pants full of macaroni!! [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 03:39:42 PM
Tatsuma: the police released a photo of the victim

Somehow I knew Jimmy would make an early appearance.
 
bravesfan44
2010-09-05 03:41:38 PM
denbroc:
Yes exactly. That rabbit has a mean streak a mile wide. Run away!
 
Bondith
2010-09-05 03:42:10 PM
Tha's no ordinary rabbit! Tha's the most foul, crrrruel an' bad-tempered rodent y'ever set eyes on!

/Look at th' bones!
 
JoshuaTheWarrior
2010-09-05 03:43:28 PM
I worked in Salem City last year, not at all surprised at this.

Oh and:

i34.tinypic.com

That's no ordinary rabbit.
 
free_waffles
2010-09-05 04:02:23 PM
Janice will not be happy.
 
Skoro
2010-09-05 04:17:03 PM
"He's got huge sharp... He can leap about... Look at the bones!"

Quote from an eye witness.
 
skinink
2010-09-05 04:17:21 PM
Between Sexy Bease, Donnie Darko, Python and the Holy Grail and Harvey, I'm positive that all rabbits are evil, except for Eddie Rabbitt.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2010-09-05 04:17:44 PM
Bunnies can be pretty scary.
img535.imageshack.us
 
jaytkay
2010-09-05 04:20:46 PM
'nother Rabbit

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Bith Set Me Up
2010-09-05 04:22:27 PM
www.horrortalk.com
 
jaytkay
2010-09-05 04:22:55 PM
free_waffles: Janice will not be happy.

Dammit! You beat me!
 
Primitive Screwhead
2010-09-05 04:23:24 PM
media.nj.comi36.photobucket.com
 
Cosmic Crab
2010-09-05 04:53:11 PM
What, no epic video of the fight?

excruciatingminutiae.files.wordpress.com
 
Damili
2010-09-05 04:55:06 PM
myspace.roflposters.com
 
fatassbastard
2010-09-05 04:57:13 PM
www.emphasisentertainment.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
santadog [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 04:57:24 PM
That Rabbit's dynamite!
 
TsarTom [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 04:57:36 PM
Angered at being beat poking fun at Pres. Carter, I have decided to invoke Death Bunny to carry out my bidding and destroy all of Fark.

awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Hope your hoppy Tatsuma.
 
santadog [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 04:58:52 PM
I think I wet my armor.
 
simon bennet robbins oppenhiem and tap
2010-09-05 04:59:00 PM
JoshuaTheWarrior: I worked in Salem City last year, not at all surprised at this.

Oh and:



That's no ordinary rabbit.

Just came to make sure this was here somewhere. Carry on.
 
stockbroker2003
2010-09-05 05:21:24 PM
something creepy about rabbits
 
Notabunny
2010-09-05 05:33:52 PM
jaytkay: 'nother Rabbit

I guess he's no longer at rest
 
Roquefort
2010-09-05 05:50:05 PM
www.smallanimalchannel.com
 
6655321
2010-09-05 05:54:52 PM
Duck Season

Wabbit Season
 
Pointy Tail of Satan [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 06:08:29 PM
YOu guys got it all wrong. Someone find a pic of the alien head from the old Invaders from Mars movie!
 
Phlem Pickens
2010-09-05 06:10:13 PM
www.iwatchstuff.com

"I'll cut his fuzzy little easter eggs off when I get my hands on him"
 
Vern the Worm
2010-09-05 06:12:44 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm

RIP Eddie Rabbit
 
FiatJustitia
2010-09-05 06:13:16 PM
media.giantbomb.com

unavailable for comment
 
Mad-n-FL
2010-09-05 06:20:41 PM
Waiting to count to 3; 5 is right out.
 
Cosmic Crab
2010-09-05 06:41:14 PM
media.nj.com
I hear this Rabbit guy is very popular with the ladies. Women, go figure!
 
WeenerGord
2010-09-05 06:41:32 PM
They never tell you the whole story. I found this image through the FOIA...

tesla.liketelevision.com

The Secret Service leaped out of the sub and wrested the commie pinko gay rabbit to the ground.

The rabbit is still held at Guantanamo and, despite attempts at water-boardings, still refuses to talk.

That's one tough rabbit.
 
loonatic112358
2010-09-05 06:43:03 PM
I was expecting it to have a plunger

farm5.static.flickr.com

tried, but couldn't find a good image with a bat
 
WeenerGord
2010-09-05 06:48:57 PM
Water Boardings. Geddit?
 
2chris2
2010-09-05 07:53:08 PM
Bunnies aren't just cute, like everyone supposes.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 09:09:59 PM
Just fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. I'll straighten him out.
 
Solar Plexus!
2010-09-05 09:48:42 PM
Notabunny: jaytkay: 'nother Rabbit

I guess he's no longer at rest

Based on the story, I'm guessing Rabbit isn't rich.
 
silent sunday
2010-09-05 10:13:15 PM
Tatsuma: the police released a photo of the victim

For the win
 
Milamber1a
2010-09-05 10:23:05 PM
santadog: I think I wet soiled my armor.

FTFY... If you're going to quote one of the funniest movies that everyone and their mom has memorized, make sure you do it right. :P
 
KrispyKritter
2010-09-05 11:31:38 PM
www.easterbilby.com


R.I.P. Brandy, Max & Cleo
 
Bashy35
2010-09-06 01:06:36 AM
KrispyKritter: R.I.P. Brandy, Max & Cleo

"Oh, and change your name. 'Keith', isn't very intimidating. 'Oh, watch out for 'Kieeeeeth.'"

-Bashy35
 
morphius501
2010-09-06 04:42:14 AM
Seriously? No one else thought of this little gem? clickie (new window)

/not that much of a stretch
//rabbit...hat...bat?
///haha get it??
 
fatassbastard
2010-09-06 05:33:12 AM
morphius501: Seriously? No one else thought of this little gem? clickie (new window)

Umm:

fatassbastard: www.emphasisentertainment.com

:)
 
santadog [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 11:12:56 AM
Milamber1a: santadog: I think I wet soiled my armor.

FTFY... If you're going to quote one of the funniest movies that everyone and their mom has memorized, make sure you do it right. :P

Seriously? A quote nazi? Did I put quotations around it?

Nazi!
 
santadog [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 11:14:54 AM
Milamber1a: santadog: I think I wet soiled my armor.

FTFY... If you're going to quote one of the funniest movies that everyone and their mom has memorized, make sure you do it right. :P

Ohhhhh I see... because "I wet my armor" is in the Tim scene.

Your still nazi.
 
Bondith
2010-09-06 11:26:41 AM
santadog
Your You're still a nazi.

FTFY
 
Captain Steroid [TotalFark]
2010-09-06 05:26:06 PM
Wanted For Questioning:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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