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(NJ.com)   Rabbit attacks man with baseball bat and hatchet over lawnmower repair dispute   (nj.com) divider line 50
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2010-09-05 01:05:46 PM  
That's what happens when you arm rabbits.
 
2010-09-05 02:50:35 PM  
www.visitingdc.com
the police released a photo of the victim
 
2010-09-05 03:32:15 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2010-09-05 03:35:38 PM  
Now his hand has a vagina.

/how convenient
 
2010-09-05 03:37:31 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2010-09-05 03:39:42 PM  
Tatsuma: the police released a photo of the victim

Somehow I knew Jimmy would make an early appearance.
 
2010-09-05 03:41:38 PM  
denbroc:
Yes exactly. That rabbit has a mean streak a mile wide. Run away!
 
2010-09-05 03:42:10 PM  
Tha's no ordinary rabbit! Tha's the most foul, crrrruel an' bad-tempered rodent y'ever set eyes on!

/Look at th' bones!
 
2010-09-05 03:43:28 PM  
I worked in Salem City last year, not at all surprised at this.

Oh and:

i34.tinypic.com

That's no ordinary rabbit.
 
2010-09-05 04:02:23 PM  
Janice will not be happy.
 
2010-09-05 04:17:03 PM  
"He's got huge sharp... He can leap about... Look at the bones!"

Quote from an eye witness.
 
2010-09-05 04:17:21 PM  
Between Sexy Bease, Donnie Darko, Python and the Holy Grail and Harvey, I'm positive that all rabbits are evil, except for Eddie Rabbitt.
 
2010-09-05 04:17:44 PM  
Bunnies can be pretty scary.
img535.imageshack.us
 
2010-09-05 04:20:46 PM  
'nother Rabbit

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-09-05 04:22:27 PM  
www.horrortalk.com
 
2010-09-05 04:22:55 PM  
free_waffles: Janice will not be happy.

Dammit! You beat me!
 
2010-09-05 04:23:24 PM  
media.nj.comi36.photobucket.com
 
2010-09-05 04:53:11 PM  
What, no epic video of the fight?

excruciatingminutiae.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-09-05 04:55:06 PM  
myspace.roflposters.com
 
2010-09-05 04:57:13 PM  
www.emphasisentertainment.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2010-09-05 04:57:24 PM  
That Rabbit's dynamite!
 
2010-09-05 04:57:36 PM  
Angered at being beat poking fun at Pres. Carter, I have decided to invoke Death Bunny to carry out my bidding and destroy all of Fark.

awkwardfamilyphotos.com

Hope your hoppy Tatsuma.
 
2010-09-05 04:58:52 PM  
I think I wet my armor.
 
2010-09-05 04:59:00 PM  
JoshuaTheWarrior: I worked in Salem City last year, not at all surprised at this.

Oh and:



That's no ordinary rabbit.


Just came to make sure this was here somewhere. Carry on.
 
2010-09-05 05:21:24 PM  
something creepy about rabbits
 
2010-09-05 05:33:52 PM  
jaytkay: 'nother Rabbit

I guess he's no longer at rest
 
2010-09-05 05:50:05 PM  
www.smallanimalchannel.com
 
2010-09-05 05:54:52 PM  
Duck Season

Wabbit Season
 
2010-09-05 06:08:29 PM  
YOu guys got it all wrong. Someone find a pic of the alien head from the old Invaders from Mars movie!
 
2010-09-05 06:10:13 PM  
www.iwatchstuff.com

"I'll cut his fuzzy little easter eggs off when I get my hands on him"
 
2010-09-05 06:12:44 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

RIP Eddie Rabbit
 
2010-09-05 06:13:16 PM  
media.giantbomb.com

unavailable for comment
 
2010-09-05 06:20:41 PM  
Waiting to count to 3; 5 is right out.
 
2010-09-05 06:41:14 PM  
media.nj.com
I hear this Rabbit guy is very popular with the ladies. Women, go figure!
 
2010-09-05 06:41:32 PM  
They never tell you the whole story. I found this image through the FOIA...

tesla.liketelevision.com

The Secret Service leaped out of the sub and wrested the commie pinko gay rabbit to the ground.

The rabbit is still held at Guantanamo and, despite attempts at water-boardings, still refuses to talk.

That's one tough rabbit.
 
2010-09-05 06:43:03 PM  
I was expecting it to have a plunger

farm5.static.flickr.com

tried, but couldn't find a good image with a bat
 
2010-09-05 06:48:57 PM  
Water Boardings. Geddit?
 
2010-09-05 07:53:08 PM  
Bunnies aren't just cute, like everyone supposes.
 
2010-09-05 09:09:59 PM  
Just fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. I'll straighten him out.
 
2010-09-05 09:48:42 PM  
Notabunny: jaytkay: 'nother Rabbit

I guess he's no longer at rest


Based on the story, I'm guessing Rabbit isn't rich.
 
2010-09-05 10:13:15 PM  
Tatsuma: the police released a photo of the victim

For the win
 
2010-09-05 10:23:05 PM  
santadog: I think I wet soiled my armor.

FTFY... If you're going to quote one of the funniest movies that everyone and their mom has memorized, make sure you do it right. :P
 
2010-09-05 11:31:38 PM  
www.easterbilby.com


R.I.P. Brandy, Max & Cleo
 
2010-09-06 01:06:36 AM  
KrispyKritter: R.I.P. Brandy, Max & Cleo

"Oh, and change your name. 'Keith', isn't very intimidating. 'Oh, watch out for 'Kieeeeeth.'"

-Bashy35
 
2010-09-06 04:42:14 AM  
Seriously? No one else thought of this little gem? clickie (new window)

/not that much of a stretch
//rabbit...hat...bat?
///haha get it??
 
2010-09-06 05:33:12 AM  
morphius501: Seriously? No one else thought of this little gem? clickie (new window)

Umm:

fatassbastard: www.emphasisentertainment.com

:)
 
2010-09-06 11:12:56 AM  
Milamber1a: santadog: I think I wet soiled my armor.

FTFY... If you're going to quote one of the funniest movies that everyone and their mom has memorized, make sure you do it right. :P


Seriously? A quote nazi? Did I put quotations around it?

Nazi!
 
2010-09-06 11:14:54 AM  
Milamber1a: santadog: I think I wet soiled my armor.

FTFY... If you're going to quote one of the funniest movies that everyone and their mom has memorized, make sure you do it right. :P


Ohhhhh I see... because "I wet my armor" is in the Tim scene.

Your still nazi.
 
2010-09-06 11:26:41 AM  
santadog
Your You're still a nazi.

FTFY
 
2010-09-06 05:26:06 PM  
Wanted For Questioning:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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