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Lampmonster
2010-09-05 02:26:43 PM
Wow. That made me uncontrollably horny. And by horny I mean nauseous.
 
DJanomaly
2010-09-05 02:30:11 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

Nuff said, innit?
 
phrenicmonkey
2010-09-05 02:37:29 PM
My granny would have charitably described their looks as unfortunate.
 
Ghastly [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 02:44:12 PM
Came for Vicky Pollard, leaving satisfied.

/yeahbutyeahbutokay
 
eavlsb
2010-09-05 02:44:36 PM
wow.
Now THERE is lowest measure of FAIL!
 
Lampmonster
2010-09-05 02:50:49 PM
phrenicmonkey: My granny would have charitably described their looks as unfortunate.

My granny would have called them fat sluts. Granny liked her whiskey.
 
PresentCompanyExcluded
2010-09-05 02:50:54 PM
what a day to be a farker
 
swahnhennessy
2010-09-05 02:52:28 PM
I don't normally give those videos any of my time, but that was so entertaining I was glad to have suffered through it.
 
ZeroCorpse
2010-09-05 02:57:34 PM
Which is worse?

American white trash?

British chavs?

YOU decide!

/Juggalos FTW
 
warlok42
2010-09-05 02:59:51 PM
The schadenfreude is strong with these two...
 
bugmn99
2010-09-05 03:13:46 PM
Well, now with all this out of the way, they'll at least have more time to focus on their studies, right? RIGHT?
 
TheManofPA
2010-09-05 03:14:36 PM
bugmn99: Well, now with all this out of the way, they'll at least have more time to focus on their studies, right? RIGHT?

They are going to make some frat pledge very sad some day.
 
WTF Indeed [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 03:17:24 PM
TheManofPA: bugmn99: Well, now with all this out of the way, they'll at least have more time to focus on their studies, right? RIGHT?

They are going to make some frat pledge very sad some day.

Your right, they did have "frat mattress" written all over them. And there was a lot to write on too.
 
gd01Skorpius
2010-09-05 03:21:59 PM
Awkward...
 
Jsc810
2010-09-05 03:29:48 PM
There's a future for them in movies.
 
CitizenTed [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 03:34:13 PM
It seems clear to me that the "Special Relationship" between the US and the UK is as strong as ever.
 
FeedTheCollapse [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 03:57:40 PM
ZeroCorpse: Which is worse?

American white trash?

British chavs?

YOU decide!

/Juggalos FTW

in a venn diagram, Juggalos are where the two circle overlap.
 
minoridiot
2010-09-05 03:58:50 PM
I see two girls who weren't spanked enough as kids.
 
themoogle
2010-09-05 04:13:39 PM
minoridiot: I see two girls who weren't spanked enough as kids.

In the parents defence they were probably worried that once the jiggling started they'd never be able to get it to stop.
 
dalovindj
2010-09-05 04:18:09 PM
Gotta admit, the 'excuse me, who are you?' line was a zinger. Mention of the punch in the face at the end may have gotten this one more clicks also subby.

Ahh, fatties. Is there anything they can do?
 
JWNevin
2010-09-05 04:19:49 PM
Stupid fat Americans.

Wait, whut?
 
Lars The Canadian Viking
2010-09-05 04:34:07 PM
They gave that show and its audience exactly what they deserve.
 
CowboyNinjaD
2010-09-05 04:40:10 PM
dalovindj: Gotta admit, the 'excuse me, who are you?' line was a zinger.


So, uh, who was she?
 
Zombalupagus
2010-09-05 04:45:09 PM
phrenicmonkey: My granny would have charitably described their looks as unfortunate.

Their looks are the best thing they have going for them IMO. Once you get to know them it all goes downhill from there. Fortunately it will only take you all of 5 seconds to know all you need to know about them, which is about 3 seconds more then they deserve.
 
FredaDeStilleto
2010-09-05 04:52:16 PM
Have they been signed on to do Springer yet?
 
dalovindj
2010-09-05 04:55:55 PM
CowboyNinjaD: So, uh, who was she?

No idea. Probably someone who means something to those revolutionary war losing biatches with bad teeth across the pond. However, I would hit it, in case anyone was wondering. Like a cheap ball off the Pesky poll at Fenway.
 
sagegrey
2010-09-05 05:12:38 PM
ZeroCorpse: Which is worse?

American white trash?

British chavs?

YOU decide!

/Juggalos FTW

I don't know whether to golf clap or facepalm at this.

but I feel the term "magnificent bastard" has never been more appropriate.
 
TommyymmoT [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 05:27:06 PM
Jsc810: There's a future for them in movies.

Yeah, maybe Bruce Willis can land on them before they strike earth.
 
JOHN MCENROE MY CHILDHOOD NEMESIS
2010-09-05 05:32:14 PM
look at simon trying to be all nice.
 
Susan'sLittleAdamsApple
2010-09-05 05:42:00 PM
I don't know, I thought the British one was kind of hot.
 
loonatic112358 [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 05:59:01 PM
this reminds me of an article i read recently about how female brits are the worst thing in tourism lately

and these two show why
 
oi_piss_me_off [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 06:05:54 PM
woow...that was something else.
 
FuryOfFirestorm
2010-09-05 06:11:57 PM
It's like Jedward...if you swap out the naff gingers with fat chavs!

//I rogered the boogly!
 
GungFu
2010-09-05 06:14:56 PM
CitizenTed: It seems clear to me that the "Special Relationship" between the US and the UK is as strong as ever.


And by 'Special Relationship', you mean the mutual love of obesity, lack of manners and talent, all in the deluded pursuit of celebrity as a life goal?
 
The_Pink_Pimp
2010-09-05 06:53:37 PM
CowboyNinjaD: dalovindj: Gotta admit, the 'excuse me, who are you?' line was a zinger.


So, uh, who was she?

"She" was Natalie Imbruglia. I'm "torn" as to if you have the ghey for not knowing.
 
phrenicmonkey
2010-09-05 07:00:39 PM
Zombalupagus: phrenicmonkey: My granny would have charitably described their looks as unfortunate.

Their looks are the best thing they have going for them IMO. Once you get to know them it all goes downhill from there. Fortunately it will only take you all of 5 seconds to know all you need to know about them, which is about 3 seconds more then they deserve.

I only need five seconds.
Standards? We don't need no stinking standards.
 
feanturi
2010-09-05 07:01:43 PM
Could this be some sort of sad troll these girls are doing? I mean, they can't go around like that all the time, can they? I need to know they are just trolling, or I'm going to have to activate my doomsday device much sooner than I'd planned.
 
The Chewbacca Defense
2010-09-05 07:08:36 PM
feanturi: Could this be some sort of sad troll these girls are doing? I mean, they can't go around like that all the time, can they? I need to know they are just trolling, or I'm going to have to activate my doomsday device much sooner than I'd planned.

Frankly I'd just give the world the benefit of the doubt and activate it.

(Or maybe wait until Tuesday for those of us in the U.S. who get Labor Day off.)
 
ToxicMunkee
2010-09-05 07:21:54 PM
Backhanded mouth punch. Nice.

They may have been cranky because they hadn't eaten in 15 minutes.
 
Darth Invictus
2010-09-05 07:31:41 PM
That was some weapons-grade homely right there.
 
dalovindj
2010-09-05 07:32:46 PM
FuryOfFirestorm: It's like Jedward...if you swap out the naff gingers with fat chavs!

//I rogered the boogly!

LOUD NOISES!

www.zuguide.com
 
bulok
2010-09-05 07:43:16 PM
The_Pink_Pimp: CowboyNinjaD: dalovindj: Gotta admit, the 'excuse me, who are you?' line was a zinger.


So, uh, who was she?

"She" was Natalie Imbruglia. I'm "torn" as to if you have the ghey for not knowing.

That was Natalie Imbruglia really? Wow she looks great. Like a fitter Audrey Hepburn
 
CowboyNinjaD
2010-09-05 09:52:36 PM
The_Pink_Pimp: CowboyNinjaD: dalovindj: Gotta admit, the 'excuse me, who are you?' line was a zinger.


So, uh, who was she?

"She" was Natalie Imbruglia. I'm "torn" as to if you have the ghey for not knowing.


Yes, how could I not have recognized a one-hit wonder who sang a disposable pop song more than a decade ago?
 
lokisbong [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 10:15:08 PM
Auto tune will not fix that pair of nasty.
 
Polly Styrene
2010-09-05 10:27:56 PM
Vicky Pollard liiiives! It's like Jersey Shore but with Chavs!
 
dalovindj
2010-09-05 11:11:27 PM
lokisbong: Auto tune will not fix that pair of nasty.

We need a visual equivalent of autotune (other than beer and whiskey).
 
CitizenTed [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 11:42:59 PM
GungFu: CitizenTed: It seems clear to me that the "Special Relationship" between the US and the UK is as strong as ever.


And by 'Special Relationship', you mean the mutual love of obesity, lack of manners and talent, all in the deluded pursuit of celebrity as a life goal?

Well, yeah!
 
MyKeyboardBeFarked
2010-09-06 12:12:40 AM
The Aussie media is exaggerating the violence in the clip. I clicked expecting full-on biffo, and was instead rewarded with female chavs with pituitary gland issues and the inability to sing in tune.

Was their combined IQ even in triple digits?
 
Kitty Shat Down
2010-09-06 01:08:53 AM
They had a bit of a fat cop/bad cop routine there.
 
feanturi
2010-09-06 01:40:57 AM
Kitty Shat Down: They had a bit of a fat cop/bad cop routine there.

Nice. +1 for you.
 
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