It must have been an eggcruciating loss.

Eggcellent.

Sounds as if he'd been walking on eggshells.

Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk: It must have been an eggcruciating loss.

Eggxactly, it was egghausting.

A MEMBER of the failed London 21/7 suicide bombing gang threw a tantrum when he came second in a prison sports day egg and spoon race, it has emerged.

Nothing says "terrifying international fear-mongering mastermind" like throwing a tantrum.

That's what happens when terrorist groups recruit yolkels.

Doesn't surprise me at all.

Have any of you worked in a company that had a softball league? It is ridiculous how mortal enemies can be made (And potential millions lost) over a silly game in the park by overweight has beens*.

And I am just talking about team mates.


_{*Questionable has beens, because I doubt some of those idiots ever had any athletic ability in the first place.}

Not amused

He was apparently a member of the Al-Bumen terrorist group.

I bet he blames his loss on the whites.

According to TFA, the eggs were hardboiled. WTF is the point of using eggs in contests if they aren't raw? As a side note, the shells of boiled eggs are notorious for being made into shivs, as they have been heat-tempered.

not egg citing, yokes on him. Why didn't they fry these guys ?

Send them all of our eggs with salmonella!

They're going to have to separate that pair for a while.

Their reaction was entirely ova the top.

xuanzhiyouxuan: According to TFA, the eggs were hardboiled. WTF is the point of using eggs in contests if they aren't raw? As a side note, the shells of boiled eggs are notorious for being made into shivs, as they have been heat-tempered.

yeah look at all the people wounded and killed by shell fragments

Omeletteing these guys nowhere near the chicken coop.

xuanzhiyouxuan: According to TFA, the eggs were hardboiled. WTF is the point of using eggs in contests if they aren't raw? As a side note, the shells of boiled eggs are notorious for being made into shivs, as they have been heat-tempered.

Given prisoners tendency to fling stuff at guards, I'm guessing they decided hard boiled was the lesser of two evils. Also, egg shell shivs are a new one to me.

/amazed I'm in before the jail-should-include-rape-and-torture "law 'n order" brigade

Odd that the dreggs of society would take unimportant things so seriously.

misanthropic1:
/amazed I'm in before the jail-should-include-rape-and-torture "law 'n order" brigade

Why didn't the warden put the eggs in their butts like he should have?

Manfo was beaten to first place by Rangzieb, Manfo had egg on his face.

g4lt: yeah look at all the people wounded and killed by shell fragments

omfg. The realization that my halfway decent joke was merely a set up for something actually hilarious.

Sock Ruh Tease: Why didn't the warden put the eggs in their butts like he should have?

Nicely played, I lold.

He's probably trying to use sports to compensate for the fact that he obviously he wasn't a very good suicide bomber either...

He couldn't take it anymore, his opponent kept egging him on.

It would be interesting to see these alleggations confirmed by a second source.

Possibly related (new window)

Last time I played the egg-in-spoon game I was entering the first grade (9/80) - seriously.

These are 37 year old men. You see what kind of moron is attracted to these cells.

The source continued: "These two convicted terrorists are supposed to be serving long sentences, not messing around like kids. It would have been hilarious if it wasn't so sickening."


I'm pretty sure it's still hilarious.

buckler: He was apparently a member of the Al-Bumen terrorist group.

I groaned/loled

Won't someone thing of the poor reporter that had work outrage into TFA.

Terrorist rehab is not easy. I'm sure this guy will come around before his sentence is up. I just hope no one gives him mass transit tokens upon release.

xuanzhiyouxuan

As a side note, the shells of boiled eggs are notorious for being made into shivs, as they have been heat-tempered.

Egg-celent.

My brother was disemboweled with an eggshell shiv. When are we going to ban these hard-boiled "terror eggs" and the terror-roosters that birth them?

Egg-cellent

The source continued: "These two convicted terrorists are supposed to be serving long sentences, not messing around like kids. It would have been hilarious if it wasn't so sickening."

For fark's sakes, they're in prison. It might better suit your personal sense of justice to learn that they're gainfully employed breaking big rocks into little ones for 16 hours a day, but how the hell is that going to rehabilitate anyone?
Unless you just want them to serve their time and be made more angry and resentful so that by the time they're out, they're ready to attempt more murders.

breaking big rocks into little ones for 16 hours a day, but how the hell is that going to rehabilitate anyone?

If I spent 16 hours a day making little rocks out of big ones I would be more inclined not to repeat my offense. On the other hand, if prison was all fun and games.................

breaking big rocks into little ones for 16 hours a day, but how the hell is that going to rehabilitate anyone?

If I spent 16 hours a day making little rocks out of big ones I would be more inclined not to repeat my offense. On the other hand, if prison was all fun and games.................

Pfeist: If I spent 16 hours a day making little rocks out of big ones I would be more inclined not to repeat my offense.

That implies intelligence, an ability to plan for the future, to learn from previous mistakes and have employment prospects outside of criminal activity.

Not exactly what the average felon is noted for, especially if they've just spent a few years inside doing nothing but hit rocks. Without rehabilitation, most will just be more determined not to get caught next time.