Hopefully, someone will crash the shoot.

I'm looking at 35 minutes here, but I also see sarah palin at 66:66 and that can't be right

My girl watches all the Real Housewhores shows... and the DC one is the worst.

I've had flat tires that look better than her face.

This just in... whores is whores.

How are the nipples?

With a name spelled like that, you'd think she was born in the ghetto.

I love watching semi-rich people stumble over themselves to prove that they are actually rich.

Warren Buffet frowns on your shenanigans.

15 Minutes is almost up!

BalugaJoe: How are the nipples?

people still look at playboy for porn/boobs? I thought that was just an R-rated Cosmopolitan magazine that 13 year old boys fantasized about getting 20 years ago before they had computers with unlimited nudity and pornography.

on second thought, what a perfect place for some non-celebrity to go pose nude. the perfect place: somewhere she won't be seen.

Which one is Mike?



/15:06 and counting....

Its been far more than 15 minutes. An uninteresting creature in a magazine also long past its best by date.

ObamaTheOmnipotent
wtf with dudes forehead?

wakeuphicks: ObamaTheOmnipotent
wtf with dudes forehead?


Yea..maybe playboy will do a over the hill V list celebrity headless photo spread. Oh the first dude? Too many perms.

That woman's older than me. Are they sure she isn't posing for the AARP magazine?

I've seen spareribs at the cheap buffet with more meat on the bones than this one. I wouldn't hit it with a rental car.

/picture is hot, unlike the subject

i don't watch tv so I have only the vaguest of ideas about who these people are, but it really makes me wonder why they need attention. Really why do some people value attention so much?

Praise Cheesus: I've seen spareribs at the cheap buffet with more meat on the bones than this one. I wouldn't hit it with a rental car.

/picture is hot, unlike the subject

Knees to sharp for you?

wakeuphicks: i don't watch tv so I have only the vaguest of ideas about who these people are, but it really makes me wonder why they need attention. Really why do some people value attention so much?

9th grade attention whores never grow up.

Look at me!
Look at me!

The fun will begin when someone leaks some pre-"airbrush" shots, just getting Playboy extra press and further establishing the sharpness of her knees.

sendbillmoney: The fun will begin when someone leaks some pre-"airbrush" shots, just getting Playboy extra press and further establishing the sharpness of her knees.

Her knees? The whole damn woman looks like you could cut yourself on her.

Praise Cheesus: I've seen spareribs at the cheap buffet with more meat on the bones than this one. I wouldn't hit it with a rental car.

/picture is hot, unlike the subject

Are you talkin' about the white haired nag or the one with a saddle on it's back?

Really lame diversion story.

So it will probably work like a charm on "you can economically fark me in the ass cause I'm such a wimp" americans.

alternate universe carrot top up there is blowing my mind.

She seems like a coont, but are we really complaining about seeing her naked?

Unless a woman is pushing over 2 bills or has a face that can frighten young children, then I vote for naked!

/I'd hit it. With authority.

How is her name pronounced? "Michael" or "Michelle"?

JohnAnnArbor: How is her name pronounced? "Michael" or "Michelle"?

Steve

WHORES ARE FUNNY.

Ender's: Bob16: Really lame diversion story.

Yes. Yes it was.

But it was a very important story for a propagandist trying to displace REAL stories. It's hard to sell newspapers if ALL the space is taken up by make your dick hard ads and buy gold now ads.

She's ectomorphic, but that said, could use a little more poundage on her frame. She's my age and I think she's quite attractive. Plus she seems to smile alot, good naturedly, and seems happy, no matter what.

Posing for Playboy, though; I just don't think it's the best decision.

Hey, she's prettier than anyone I've ever dated. I'm still kinda surprised that Playboy actually exists.

I'm absolutely baffled as to why this is in the politics tab.

Praise Cheesus: I've seen spareribs at the cheap buffet with more meat on the bones than this one. I wouldn't hit it with a rental car.

/picture is hot, unlike the subject

I appreciate the Jesus cross she's wearing. I like my playboy models to be close to their gods while I'm fapping away to them. It's like going to church and masturbation at the same time, and I'm not even catholic.

Bob16: Ender's: Bob16: Really lame diversion story.

Yes. Yes it was.

But it was a very important story for a propagandist trying to displace REAL stories. It's hard to sell newspapers if ALL the space is taken up by make your dick hard ads and buy gold now ads.

Oh, pray tell. Are the Illuminati responsible? Perhaps the Knights Templar?

Silly conspiracy people. Always assuming elaborate plans when mere stupidity will do.

MayoSlather: I appreciate the Jesus cross she's wearing. I like my playboy models to be close to their gods while I'm fapping away to them. It's like going to church and masturbation at the same time, and I'm not even catholic.

From Friday's foobie thread...inline, so assuming SFW (new window)

You're so beautiful,
You could be a waitress.
You're so beautiful,
You could be an air hostess in the sixties.
You're so beautiful,
You could be a part-time model.

/But you'd still prob'ly have to keep your normal job.

Bob16: Ender's: Bob16: Really lame diversion story.

Yes. Yes it was.

But it was a very important story for a propagandist trying to displace REAL stories. It's hard to sell newspapers if ALL the space is taken up by make your dick hard ads and buy gold now ads.

We know about gold - you tell us how the other works.

Any way for Obama to veto this?