He's old.

is his skin, perchance, cold?

Weird scenes inside the gold mine...

SJKebab: Can I fark my mother yet?

Kill your father first.

Anson Wong?
Snake Smuggler

/penis

I

Any man ever seen

I read an article about this guy in national geographic a couple years ago. They have been trying to catch him for years. I was sentenced in the US several years ago for smuggling but got out of the country before he had to serve his sentence. It's good they finally got this guy, but unfortunately another will just slide( pun intended) into his place.

Was there any word on the quality of the west?

**insert five minute instrumental section here**

Voldemort won't be happy that he lost his biggest supplier.

Mixolydian Master: Was there any word on the quality of the west?

Apparently the west is the best. No, wait. Ok, yes, the west IS the best.

/I suppose if you get here we'll do the rest.

airplane_mech2: I was sentenced in the US several years ago for smuggling but got out of the country

There is a great joke in this (I hope for the author's sake) typo, but I cannot find it.

/need more coffee

Mixolydian Master: Was there any word on the quality of the west?

It is the best, from what I understand.

airplane_mech2: I was sentenced in the US several years ago for smuggling but got out of the country

There is a great joke in this (I hope for the author's sake) typo, but I cannot find it.

/need more coffee

No, it was a typo. I'm an idiot. lol. Also too early for me. Been up since 6 and had to go to work and need more coffee. Sorry about that.

If the snake is rideable, what would your destination be?

DarkScarab: If the snake is rideable, what would your destination be?

I would be interested in going to a lake. Possibly an ancient one.

So, he can do anything?

I have heard rumors regarding the skin temperature of said snake

Where did his face come from?

1)You remind me of the babe. 2)What babe? 1)The babe with the power. 2)What power? 1)The power of voodoo. 2)Who do? 1)You do. 2)Do what? 1)Remind me of the babe!"

Well, I guess that's the end of laughter and soft lies...

Way too many of us wasted a lot of our teen years listening too closely to Door's lyrics.

The End

Was he perhaps unable to find his way in a post-Etruscan unsettled area of agony?

What a coincidence. I have a rideable snake too.

blue bus: hey, you guys

came for Jimmy Tango's Fatbusters references, leaving disappointed.

/...ride the snake...

John Buck 41: obamadidcoke: Way too many of us wasted a lot of our teen years listening too closely to Door's lyrics.
Wasted? Let's not jump to a hasty conclusion. If not for our sordid pasts, we wouldn't have this entertaining thread.

I heard this song the other day when I was uh--wasting my older years--and I LOLed when he got to the part about "Mother..........aaauauauaauuauauauau"

Hey guys! I heard something calling us. I think it may have been a large public transportation vehicle. Did anyone happen to see what color it was?

Oh and I'm glad they caught this guy. Animal smuggling is a bad thing. Luckily it's pretty hard to do, and even some of the most backward-ass countries have strict penalties for it. A few folks have finally figured out that their unique animals are worth more alive than dead.

Was he an only child, or did he have a sister and a brother that he may at some point pay a visit to?

RIDE THE SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

You have to get up pretty early to catch this guy. Before dawn, before he puts his boots on.

Dirk the Daring unavailable for comment.

Outshined_One: RIDE THE SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

by riding your snake, not only have I lost 65 pounds in 4 days, but guess what? I found out I'M THE DEVIL AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS AND I HAVE YOU TO THANK JIMMY TANGO

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The monk bought lunch.

Am I doing it wrong?

Wasssss once.... a mannnnnn.