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		Malaysia's "Lizard King" confesses to smuggling 95 live snakes to Indonesia, says snakes were long, 7 miles, rideable (asia.news.yahoo.com)		69
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pete1729

2010-09-04 11:08:19 PM

He's old.

Edipis

2010-09-05 12:38:42 AM

is his skin, perchance, cold?

log_jammin

2010-09-05 05:25:02 AM

snakes on a plane lol!

SJKebab

2010-09-05 06:42:14 AM

Can I fark my mother yet?

jaytkay

2010-09-05 08:27:24 AM

...was arrested at the airport last week after he tried to smuggle the live snakes to neighbouring Indonesia...

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Obnox

2010-09-05 08:33:07 AM

Weird scenes inside the gold mine...

2CountyFairs

2010-09-05 08:33:57 AM

SJKebab: Can I fark my mother yet?

Kill your father first.

Nick Nostril

2010-09-05 08:35:53 AM

Dwedit

2010-09-05 08:40:15 AM

AbbeySomeone

2010-09-05 08:40:51 AM

Anson Wong?
Snake Smuggler

/penis

Jenna Tellya

2010-09-05 08:46:35 AM

Any man ever seen

airplane_mech2

2010-09-05 08:48:59 AM

I read an article about this guy in national geographic a couple years ago. They have been trying to catch him for years. I was sentenced in the US several years ago for smuggling but got out of the country before he had to serve his sentence. It's good they finally got this guy, but unfortunately another will just slide( pun intended) into his place.

Mixolydian Master

2010-09-05 08:53:27 AM

Was there any word on the quality of the west?

skinink

2010-09-05 08:56:47 AM

**insert five minute instrumental section here**

exatron

2010-09-05 09:00:39 AM

Voldemort won't be happy that he lost his biggest supplier.

logic523

2010-09-05 09:01:14 AM

Mixolydian Master: Was there any word on the quality of the west?

Apparently the west is the best. No, wait. Ok, yes, the west IS the best.

/I suppose if you get here we'll do the rest.

nlscb

2010-09-05 09:11:56 AM

airplane_mech2: I was sentenced in the US several years ago for smuggling but got out of the country

There is a great joke in this (I hope for the author's sake) typo, but I cannot find it.

/need more coffee

BMFPitt

2010-09-05 09:25:33 AM

Mixolydian Master: Was there any word on the quality of the west?

It is the best, from what I understand.

reubendaley

2010-09-05 09:29:32 AM

I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHER F*#@%$G SNAKES ON THIS MOTHER F*#@%$G CONVEYOR BELT.

airplane_mech2

2010-09-05 09:30:03 AM

airplane_mech2: I was sentenced in the US several years ago for smuggling but got out of the country

There is a great joke in this (I hope for the author's sake) typo, but I cannot find it.

/need more coffee

No, it was a typo. I'm an idiot. lol. Also too early for me. Been up since 6 and had to go to work and need more coffee. Sorry about that.

DarkScarab

2010-09-05 09:33:08 AM

If the snake is rideable, what would your destination be?

BMFPitt

2010-09-05 09:34:57 AM

DarkScarab: If the snake is rideable, what would your destination be?

I would be interested in going to a lake. Possibly an ancient one.

TommyDeuce

2010-09-05 09:50:12 AM

So, he can do anything?

Verlorenes Metallgeld

2010-09-05 09:51:12 AM

I have heard rumors regarding the skin temperature of said snake

John Buck 41

2010-09-05 09:54:28 AM

Did he get up before sunup? What'd he wear for shoes?

Xaneidolon

2010-09-05 09:57:06 AM

Where did his face come from?

airplane_mech2

2010-09-05 10:01:59 AM

1)You remind me of the babe. 2)What babe? 1)The babe with the power. 2)What power? 1)The power of voodoo. 2)Who do? 1)You do. 2)Do what? 1)Remind me of the babe!"

ThisSideofSteinway

2010-09-05 10:02:39 AM

Well, I guess that's the end of laughter and soft lies...

obamadidcoke

2010-09-05 10:02:56 AM

Way too many of us wasted a lot of our teen years listening too closely to Door's lyrics.

The End

Diner Sushi

2010-09-05 10:10:41 AM

Was he perhaps unable to find his way in a post-Etruscan unsettled area of agony?

ggecko

2010-09-05 10:22:24 AM

John Buck 41

2010-09-05 10:23:07 AM

obamadidcoke: Way too many of us wasted a lot of our teen years listening too closely to Door's lyrics.

Wasted? Let's not jump to a hasty conclusion. If not for our sordid pasts, we wouldn't have this entertaining thread.

Demetrius

2010-09-05 10:24:15 AM

John Buck 41

2010-09-05 10:31:29 AM

Hey, we all look different 19 years later, right?

Nick Nostril

2010-09-05 10:33:54 AM

What a coincidence. I have a rideable snake too.

shamp

2010-09-05 10:36:20 AM

blue bus: hey, you guys

theorellior

2010-09-05 10:37:16 AM

Batting in the light,
My reptile-lidded eyes.
And all this strung end to end,
Is wider than the mind.

BurnKateDrumGuy

2010-09-05 10:48:30 AM

came for Jimmy Tango's Fatbusters references, leaving disappointed.

/...ride the snake...

cryinoutloud

2010-09-05 10:52:20 AM

John Buck 41: obamadidcoke: Way too many of us wasted a lot of our teen years listening too closely to Door's lyrics.
Wasted? Let's not jump to a hasty conclusion. If not for our sordid pasts, we wouldn't have this entertaining thread.

I heard this song the other day when I was uh--wasting my older years--and I LOLed when he got to the part about "Mother..........aaauauauaauuauauauau"

ZeroCorpse

2010-09-05 10:54:23 AM

Hey guys! I heard something calling us. I think it may have been a large public transportation vehicle. Did anyone happen to see what color it was?

cryinoutloud

2010-09-05 10:57:05 AM

Oh and I'm glad they caught this guy. Animal smuggling is a bad thing. Luckily it's pretty hard to do, and even some of the most backward-ass countries have strict penalties for it. A few folks have finally figured out that their unique animals are worth more alive than dead.

BMFPitt

2010-09-05 10:59:46 AM

Was he an only child, or did he have a sister and a brother that he may at some point pay a visit to?

Outshined_One

2010-09-05 11:00:07 AM

RIDE THE SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

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daGlandWizard

2010-09-05 11:03:40 AM

You have to get up pretty early to catch this guy. Before dawn, before he puts his boots on.

Kyle Butler

2010-09-05 11:09:56 AM

You can not petition the lord with prayer !!!

STAlphaGeek

2010-09-05 11:19:08 AM

Dirk the Daring unavailable for comment.

LockeOak

2010-09-05 11:20:14 AM

Outshined_One: RIDE THE SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

by riding your snake, not only have I lost 65 pounds in 4 days, but guess what? I found out I'M THE DEVIL AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS AND I HAVE YOU TO THANK JIMMY TANGO

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Count_Crackula

2010-09-05 11:26:53 AM

The monk bought lunch.

Am I doing it wrong?

Fano

2010-09-05 11:33:11 AM

Wasssss once.... a mannnnnn.

sgnilward

2010-09-05 11:40:58 AM

airplane_mech2: 1)You remind me of the babe. 2)What babe? 1)The babe with the power. 2)What power? 1)The power of voodoo. 2)Who do? 1)You do. 2)Do what? 1)Remind me of the babe!"

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