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(Chicago Tribune) Cool Amana-ccused of throwing air conditioner at police after Rheeming his frigid heir. Tag is for subby   (chicagobreakingnews.com) divider line 38
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Ironclad2
2010-09-04 10:35:41 PM
I expected a Haier level of humor, subby. Perhaps you should Trane under a professional?
 
oldebayer
2010-09-04 10:47:49 PM
Sounds like ***carrier lost***
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2010-09-04 11:03:24 PM
Kenmore refrigerator puns be made here?
 
bingethinker [TotalFark]
2010-09-04 11:47:13 PM
That's not how you spell drool, Subby.
 
Makh [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 01:04:14 AM
GE, that's a dumb thing to do. They maytag him as the new American standard in idiocy.
 
Barakku
2010-09-05 01:16:29 AM
How the fark do you 'throw' an air conditioner? A light one is 60 lbs. Unless this guy is a caber tosser I assume it was more of an aggressive dropping than a throwing motion.
 
skinink
2010-09-05 03:21:29 AM
He's climbing in your windows, he's snatching your AC up, trying to rape em so you need to hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your cops because he's raping everybody out there.
 
TomD9938
2010-09-05 03:23:39 AM
FTA

A 36-year-old Little Village man threw a window air conditioning unit at a Chicago police officer who had been trying to stop him from sexually assaulting a family member

This guy?

www.clevelandleader.com
 
paj
2010-09-05 03:39:48 AM
Oblig, not impressed:
i.imgur.com
 
Pretty Pit Bull Puppies
2010-09-05 03:41:09 AM
TomD9938 FTA A 36-year-old Little Village man threw a window air conditioning unit at a Chicago police officer who had been trying to stop him from sexually assaulting a family member

This guy?

Ok I give up. Who the hell is that?
 
D_Moran
2010-09-05 03:45:04 AM
Does anyone have a pic of the victim? I Maytag her myself.
 
Mudflap
2010-09-05 03:51:00 AM
snl.jt.org

This is mine now! I keep this.
 
another-farker
2010-09-05 03:52:54 AM
Pretty Pit Bull Puppies: TomD9938 FTA A 36-year-old Little Village man threw a window air conditioning unit at a Chicago police officer who had been trying to stop him from sexually assaulting a family member

This guy?

Ok I give up. Who the hell is that?

trent reznor/nine inch nails.

reznor also happens to be a heating/cooling company.
 
NDP2
2010-09-05 03:52:58 AM
Trying to assault a family member is bad enough but throwing an AC at a cop is just plain Ruud. I hope he gets a long time in the cooler.
 
thinks_on_feet
2010-09-05 03:54:08 AM
I'd make a Hot Point, just to split a Haier, but I'm afraid it would create a Whirlpool of troll accusations because I didn't RTFA.

/Bosch
 
mikaloyd [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 04:03:03 AM
i269.photobucket.com
 
Jamieboy
2010-09-05 04:06:54 AM
Pretty Pit Bull Puppies: TomD9938 FTA A 36-year-old Little Village man threw a window air conditioning unit at a Chicago police officer who had been trying to stop him from sexually assaulting a family member

This guy?

Ok I give up. Who the hell is that?

Trent Reznor. Ministry: "The Land of Rape and Honey". It came up on one of my play lists yesterday, and I have no idea how it got there. Not really one of my favs.
 
artificialraven
2010-09-05 04:07:31 AM
Ironclad2: I expected a Haier level of humor, subby. Perhaps you should Trane under a professional?

Earguy: Kenmore refrigerator puns be made here?

Makh: GE, that's a dumb thing to do. They maytag him as the new American standard in idiocy.

*GROAN*
 
erveek
2010-09-05 04:14:34 AM
I'm waiting for Lennox_Yes to show up.
 
WeenerGord
2010-09-05 04:25:31 AM
I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREON MAN!

/got nuthin
 
Pretty Pit Bull Puppies
2010-09-05 05:12:49 AM
Ok I don't know how I missed that. Guess if I was more familiar with air conditioner brands, perhaps it wouldn't have escaped me. Thanks though guys...
 
powhound
2010-09-05 05:22:17 AM
Okay, 80's joke:

Spell the word "IMAGE", then say "lightbulb".

/I teach high school
//90% of the kids fail at this
 
bingethinker [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 05:31:15 AM
Spell the word "IMAGE", then say "lightbulb".

/I teach high school
//90% of the kids fail at this

Do they say, "Wait, watt?"
 
FatherDale
2010-09-05 06:44:14 AM
Headline didn't make me laugh until the bit about the tag. This is headline of the year. Or not.
 
Rufus Lee King [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 07:49:07 AM
I hope they don't deprive him of his freon.

img.photobucket.com
 
Phlem Pickens
2010-09-05 08:06:35 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Subby without cool tag - It's getting hot.
 
exparrot
2010-09-05 08:52:27 AM
Damn...that's cold.
 
Karma Curmudgeon
2010-09-05 09:35:42 AM
So bad. sub-zero/10, subby
 
SeedFreak [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 09:52:52 AM
Couldn't we have a MONSTER tag, I know it's not cool, but it's okay.
 
EchoMike
2010-09-05 09:59:06 AM
i.ytimg.com

How Ruud!
 
I am not a Limivore
2010-09-05 10:58:26 AM
I could try Day & Night to say something clever here, but it would be a Payne.

/I'm not Worthington.
 
fallingblox
2010-09-05 12:11:59 PM
Jamieboy: Pretty Pit Bull Puppies: TomD9938 FTA A 36-year-old Little Village man threw a window air conditioning unit at a Chicago police officer who had been trying to stop him from sexually assaulting a family member

This guy?

Ok I give up. Who the hell is that?

Trent Reznor. Ministry: "The Land of Rape and Honey". It came up on one of my play lists yesterday, and I have no idea how it got there. Not really one of my favs.

I can't believe I have to be the one to correct this.

Trent Reznor = Nine Inch Nails
Alain Jorgensen = Ministry

No relation.
 
rgdelong [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 01:25:16 PM
As far as these comments go, I guess you can't look away from a Trane wreck.
 
brykmantra
2010-09-05 01:26:08 PM
I think only one AC brand has been left out:

www.hotflick.net
 
Your Average Witty Fark User
2010-09-05 05:02:03 PM
Subby is never cool.
 
CT_Kirk
2010-09-05 05:26:30 PM
I think only one AC brand has been left out:

Coleman, it doesn't say he was going to roper nordyne with her afterwards.



/That should do it
 
erveek
2010-09-05 05:30:40 PM
This thread is long past its zenith.
 
Hung_Solo
2010-09-05 06:05:00 PM
He was a Goodman.
 
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