Durendal: Picture of the winning bidder, who completely dissolved his assets and life savings to get the job:

done in one

Durendal: Picture of the winning bidder, who completely dissolved his assets and life savings to get the job:

said bidder was seen entering the premise and has not been seen since

I'll take it, but only if it comes with some bling and one of those cool purple hats.

Trust me not any easy job, the women are terrible, customers too.

If I win, I'm going to name the place "Masturbeit Macht Frei."

You ain't a pimp, you ain't scheiße!

BesiktasBoy83: Trust me not any easy job, the women are terrible, customers too.

Yeah, pimpin aint easy but it's necessary.

Bucky Katt: The taxes must be brutal

But they have to pay extra for it.

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: If I win, I'm going to name the place "Masturbeit Macht Frei."

Better than the name i was going to give it.

"Das Hole, Haus of greek"

Pimpin' ist nicht leicht.

I can only imagine what a German hooker looks like.

/shudder

ngl, all the times I've gotten sniped on eBay are made worthwhile by the existence of stuff like this.

Link (new window)

I like that the last picture on the eBay page. I wonder how long that picture is going to stay up.

Nick Nostril: I can only imagine what a German hooker looks like.

/shudder

Mad-n-FL: Nick Nostril: I can only imagine what a German hooker looks like.

/shudder




She can battle my bulge anytime.

If I won the place, I would show up to work every day in Purple and Lime Green velvet Lederhosen. I'd call myself like the "Duke of Deutchland" or "The Smooth Fuhrer" or something... It would be solid awesome!

CygnusDarius: "echomike23: Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: If I win, I'm going to name the place "Masturbeit Macht Frei."

Better than the name i was going to give it.

"Das Hole, Haus of greek"

"Arthurs Haus der Dirnen"

"Hurenhaus zer Boink"

Nick Nostril: I can only imagine what a German hooker looks like.

/shudder

I worked in Frankfurt for two months back in 2001 and the quickest way to the train station from my hotel was through part of the red light district. Maybe it was the lighting, but most of the women in the windows were very good looking. But, I cannot tell you what the rest of the women in the establishments looked like.

Durendal: Picture of the winning bidder, who completely dissolved his assets and life savings to get the job:

Picture of the losing bidder, who kept sending the price up:

Deutsch better have my money.

This needs a Downfall video if anything ever did. My house of shame name would be the Boinker-Bunker.

Does anyone know anything about Euros? The price on the site is 16,50. is that like, 1,650, or $16.50?

Because a bordello for $16 is sweet.

Lackofname: Does anyone know anything about Euros? The price on the site is 16,50. is that like, 1,650, or $16.50?

Because a bordello for $16 is sweet.

In parts of Europe they use the comma in place of the period. So, 16,50 to us would be 16.50.

Feldspar Q. Walrustitty: You ain't a pimp, you ain't scheiße!

I would say the whole thing sounds like scheiße

You have to have a P.H.D. to bid, a Pimpin Ho's Degree.

That would be a BADASS job. I'm tempted to bid for it, just for laughs and giggles.

/"What'd you do this weekend?" "Became a Teutonic Pimp, Johann."

I can buy a bordello for around 22 dollars? I'm sold.

Now, something I'm not quite clear. Are they offering ownership, or just being the guy running it for the owners?

And I'd have to wonder what the logistics of such an endeaver would be, the duties a manager would do. Marketing? Customer relations? Or just making sure everything is running smoothly?

I are considering it, but it's like deciding to buy and run a company when you have no managerial experience: small business, how the fark does it work?

Will the new owner raise the limit on schnitzengruben?

grinderman: Will the new owner raise the limit on schnitzengruben?

No, I'm afraid 15 will have to stay the limit on schnitzengruben.

/I am not from Havana

i don't sprechen any deutsch .... but it looks like the high bid is 301,00 euros. That's less than 400 dollars.

Lackofname: Now, something I'm not quite clear. Are they offering ownership, or just being the guy running it for the owners?

And I'd have to wonder what the logistics of such an endeaver would be, the duties a manager would do. Marketing? Customer relations? Or just making sure everything is running smoothly?

The new guy would be taking over the lease. I'd imagine it's pretty much the same as running a bar you lease from the brewery. Except there's more entertainment than just live music once a week.

Wolverines: Nick Nostril: I can only imagine what a German hooker looks like.

A lot of them look like super models. I was stationed there for a few years and we used to visit Frankfurt's red light district a lot.

Yup. When I was there, I was too young to make use of their services, but plenty old 'nough to know lunch when I saw it.

"Vierzig-'Mark-Straße". Still remember it to this day.

What a German pimp may look like:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=336_1175360026&p=1

Sorry already tried going into business with the family.
Worst idea ever.