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cretinbob

2010-09-04 07:01:35 PM

[Insert Weekend at Bernie's joke here]

Lenkyl

2010-09-04 07:02:17 PM

he's not gonna drive home is he?

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2010-09-04 07:04:30 PM

ARHAHRAHBWARAHGHGHGHEURGHGHARARHGHGHGHGH

Claude Ballse

2010-09-04 09:25:05 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

Beat me to it! Bravo!

Tillmaster

2010-09-04 09:27:21 PM

You know who else died in Berlin.

Gyrfalcon

2010-09-04 09:27:42 PM

Claude Ballse: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

Beat me to it! Bravo!

They made it to Colombia, IIRC.

MBA Whore

2010-09-04 09:28:41 PM

Came for what Toshiro posted. Leaving happy.

Clete Orris

2010-09-04 09:29:27 PM

Tillmaster: You know who else died in Berlin.

Kennedy's German grammar?

/donut

Parmenius

2010-09-04 09:29:47 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ARHAHRAHBWARAHGHGHGHEURGHGHARARHGHGHGHGH

Came here for Matrix, thanks for the laugh.

Tillmaster

2010-09-04 09:34:20 PM

There's a world of difference between 'Danish' and 'a Danish'

/for example.

nytmare

2010-09-04 09:38:19 PM

Claude Ballse: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

Beat me to it! Bravo!

Congrats on coming up with a reference that was included in the headline. Very smart.

eggi541

2010-09-04 09:42:07 PM

Where is the followup tag? This story was mildly farkworthy some 4 or 5 months ago, now it is decomposing.

zulius

2010-09-04 09:43:21 PM

No Lost jokes?
And what movie is that from, TMLO? And should I be thankful for not seeing it?

accelerus

2010-09-04 09:45:14 PM

I have a sneaking suspicion that if a couple of guys tried to pull this stunt they would be in more hot water. But if two old women do it, it's "okay".

Either way -- kinda creepy. Just imagine if they'd gotten away with it, and you were the one who got to sit next to the corpse for a few hours?

NoDitchDigging

2010-09-04 09:48:25 PM

Parmenius: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ARHAHRAHBWARAHGHGHGHEURGHGHARARHGHGHGHGH

Came here for Matrix, thanks for the laugh.

Me too. The pic crashed my iPhone browser over and over. Guess it needed to let off some steam.

czetie

2010-09-04 09:51:38 PM

"Any checked baggage?"
"No, it's all carrion"

Clete Orris

2010-09-04 09:52:32 PM

zulius: No Lost jokes?
And what movie is that from, TMLO? And should I be thankful for not seeing it?

Commando (1985), starring Schwarzenegger

zulius

2010-09-04 09:55:48 PM

Ah, the only Ahnol Movie I was never allowed to sit through but I guess it just went into my NetFlix queue...thx...

Circus Midget

2010-09-04 10:09:22 PM

zulius: No Lost jokes?
And what movie is that from, TMLO? And should I be thankful for not seeing it?

If you have a Y-chromosome, you will stop what you're doing and check out Commando immediately. From then on, you will tell flight attendants not to disturb your friend because he's dead tired. On top of that, you'll start telling people to let off some steam after they've been impaled by hot pipes and eat Green Berets for breakfast.

Superluminal Perineum

2010-09-04 10:14:48 PM

apiarist

2010-09-04 11:17:44 PM

accelerus: I have a sneaking suspicion that if a couple of guys tried to pull this stunt they would be in more hot water. But if two old women do it, it's "okay".

Either way -- kinda creepy. Just imagine if they'd gotten away with it, and you were the one who got to sit next to the corpse for a few hours?

Sounds like a nice quiet flight, not like most I've taken. Of course, I drove my grandmother's body several hundred miles for her services and burial. She was always good company, too.

Books Are Better Than People

2010-09-04 11:18:03 PM

vesalius

2010-09-04 11:20:25 PM

Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied.

Need more Bennett...

Ball Zitch

2010-09-04 11:28:43 PM

Circus Midget: zulius: No Lost jokes?
And what movie is that from, TMLO? And should I be thankful for not seeing it?

If you have a Y-chromosome, you will stop what you're doing and check out Commando immediately. From then on, you will tell flight attendants not to disturb your friend because he's dead tired. On top of that, you'll start telling people to let off some steam after they've been impaled by hot pipes and eat Green Berets for breakfast.

All the while being a loving and caring dad to a slightly young Alyssa Milano who's in need of rescuing.
Oh, and using a circular saw blade as a thrown weapon.

Gyrfalcon

2010-09-04 11:30:51 PM

Clete Orris: zulius: No Lost jokes?
And what movie is that from, TMLO? And should I be thankful for not seeing it?

Commando (1985), starring Schwarzenegger

Not a bad one, ackshually, if you overlook the totally ridiculous plot line.

DrumCorpsAlum

2010-09-04 11:49:18 PM

Was she on her way to Phoenix?

Kanemano

2010-09-04 11:53:48 PM

apiarist: Sounds like a nice quiet flight, not like most I've taken. Of course, I drove my grandmother's body several hundred miles for her services and burial. She was always good company, to

was she in the trunk or in the passenger seat?

Ball Zitch

2010-09-05 12:13:09 AM

FuryOfFirestorm

2010-09-05 12:53:14 AM

2 girls, 1 corpse.

ramen_for_all

2010-09-05 12:57:17 AM

Has anyone mentioned the similarity to Weekend at Bernie's yet?

hobbes0022

2010-09-05 01:13:07 AM

Ball Zitch 2010-09-04 11:28:43 PM
Circus Midget: zulius: No Lost jokes?
And what movie is that from, TMLO? And should I be thankful for not seeing it?

If you have a Y-chromosome, you will stop what you're doing and check out Commando immediately. From then on, you will tell flight attendants not to disturb your friend because he's dead tired. On top of that, you'll start telling people to let off some steam after they've been impaled by hot pipes and eat Green Berets for breakfast.

And you'll have to figure out how to plant explosives next to the outside of building walls, but make it so they explode from the inside of the building.

All the while being a loving and caring dad to a slightly young Alyssa Milano who's in need of rescuing.
Oh, and using a circular saw blade as a thrown weapon.

Ball Zitch

2010-09-05 01:21:39 AM

hobbes0022: Ball Zitch 2010-09-04 11:28:43 PM
Circus Midget: zulius: No Lost jokes?
And what movie is that from, TMLO? And should I be thankful for not seeing it?

If you have a Y-chromosome, you will stop what you're doing and check out Commando immediately. From then on, you will tell flight attendants not to disturb your friend because he's dead tired. On top of that, you'll start telling people to let off some steam after they've been impaled by hot pipes and eat Green Berets for breakfast.

And you'll have to figure out how to plant explosives next to the outside of building walls, but make it so they explode from the inside of the building.

All the while being a loving and caring dad to a slightly young Alyssa Milano who's in need of rescuing.
Oh, and using a circular saw blade as a thrown weapon.

Don't forget dangling people off the edge of a cliff. They're positively delighted to tell you everything they know, provided you let them believe that you will kill them last.

illicit

2010-09-05 01:32:16 AM

Ball Zitch: hobbes0022: Ball Zitch 2010-09-04 11:28:43 PM
Circus Midget: zulius: No Lost jokes?
And what movie is that from, TMLO? And should I be thankful for not seeing it?

If you have a Y-chromosome, you will stop what you're doing and check out Commando immediately. From then on, you will tell flight attendants not to disturb your friend because he's dead tired. On top of that, you'll start telling people to let off some steam after they've been impaled by hot pipes and eat Green Berets for breakfast.

And you'll have to figure out how to plant explosives next to the outside of building walls, but make it so they explode from the inside of the building.

All the while being a loving and caring dad to a slightly young Alyssa Milano who's in need of rescuing.
Oh, and using a circular saw blade as a thrown weapon.

Don't forget dangling people off the edge of a cliff. They're positively delighted to tell you everything they know, provided you let them believe that you will kill them last.

You'll also learn that belted ammunition can be replenished on the fly by simply directed people's attention away for 5 seconds.

/I would love to consider Commando a terrible movie, but the testosterone in my blood simply does not allow it.

Bondith

2010-09-05 01:49:32 AM

Ball Ziltch
hobbes0022: Ball Zitch 2010-09-04 11:28:43 PM
Circus Midget: zulius: No Lost jokes?
And what movie is that from, TMLO? And should I be thankful for not seeing it?

If you have a Y-chromosome, you will stop what you're doing and check out Commando immediately. From then on, you will tell flight attendants not to disturb your friend because he's dead tired. On top of that, you'll start telling people to let off some steam after they've been impaled by hot pipes and eat Green Berets for breakfast.

And you'll have to figure out how to plant explosives next to the outside of building walls, but make it so they explode from the inside of the building.

All the while being a loving and caring dad to a slightly young Alyssa Milano who's in need of rescuing.
Oh, and using a circular saw blade as a thrown weapon.

Don't forget dangling people off the edge of a cliff. They're positively delighted to tell you everything they know, provided you let them believe that you will kill them last.

And after you've told them you lied to them and let them fall, make sure that when you're asked what happened to them, you quip "I let him go."

kryptin420

2010-09-05 01:50:57 AM

forget the plane, just strap the corpse on the roof of your car.

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crab66

2010-09-05 01:52:28 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ARHAHRAHBWARAHGHGHGHEURGHGHARARHGHGHGHGH

Nailed it. Exactly what I was thinking.

ldasil

2010-09-05 02:10:37 AM

Lenkyl: he's not gonna drive home is he?

Screw weekend at bernies and arnold, YOU WIN!

ldasil

2010-09-05 02:11:48 AM

kryptin420 comes in second

steveeeee

2010-09-05 04:00:26 AM

Man! Your drunk tests are hard!

apiarist

2010-09-05 04:41:35 AM

Kanemano: apiarist: Sounds like a nice quiet flight, not like most I've taken. Of course, I drove my grandmother's body several hundred miles for her services and burial. She was always good company, to

was she in the trunk or in the passenger seat?

No old school for me. She was in a casket in my Suburban, handled by funeral homes at each end. I'd been supporting her for several years (she was living in her own apartment with care workers) and I didn't think she'd mind my saving $6,000, since I was going that way anyway.

Jamieboy

2010-09-05 05:43:37 AM

apiarist: Kanemano: apiarist: Sounds like a nice quiet flight, not like most I've taken. Of course, I drove my grandmother's body several hundred miles for her services and burial. She was always good company, to

was she in the trunk or in the passenger seat?

No old school for me. She was in a casket in my Suburban, handled by funeral homes at each end. I'd been supporting her for several years (she was living in her own apartment with care workers) and I didn't think she'd mind my saving $6,000, since I was going that way anyway.

Not many people would do what you did by supporting your Grandmother. That kind of devotion is rare these days. I salute you. And if your Grandmother was anything like mine, she would have been proud of you for being so frugal.

I drove down to Harrisburg, PA last winter to pick up my poor sainted dead Mother to take her home. I strapped her in the front seat next to me. No trouble at all. She was in an urn. The crematorium would have mailed her, but that didn't seem right to me, so unseemly.

Dog Welder

2010-09-05 06:49:23 AM

cretinbob: [Insert Weekend at Bernie's joke here]

There were no jokes in Weekend at Bernie's.

Wingdings

2010-09-05 07:36:43 AM

I'm sure someone here can post a screenshot from that Daredevil movie.

6502programmer

2010-09-05 10:11:36 AM

I can't blame them. With the farking checked baggage fees and overweight baggage fees, it was probably cheaper to just put them in coach.

They did it wrong though. "Oh, him? He's my service animal. I'm disabled and it's my legal right to have my service animal. Now fark off."

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2010-09-05 11:49:49 AM

Claude Ballse: Beat me to it! Bravo!

MBA Whore: Came for what Toshiro posted. Leaving happy.

Parmenius: Came here for Matrix, thanks for the laugh.

crab66: Nailed it. Exactly what I was thinking.

*tip o' the hat*

Heh, I just couldn't resist!

zulius: And what movie is that from, TMLO? And should I be thankful for not seeing it?

Commando.

And no, you should NOT be thankful for having missed it.

It's pure 80's cheese... and one of Arnold's finest. Lots of action, lots of one-liners, and one of Arnold's highest confirmed body counts (I believe he takes down at least 86 people onscreen).

Highly recommended... as Arnold movies go, it outranks Total Recall and Terminator 2 by the narrowest of margins.

Ah, the only Ahnol Movie I was never allowed to sit through but I guess it just went into my NetFlix queue...thx...

You will NOT be disappointed.

Hope you dig it - cheers!

NoDitchDigging: Me too. The pic crashed my iPhone browser over and over. Guess it needed to let off some steam.

Let's take Cooke's iPhone.

He won't be needing it.

Circus Midget: If you have a Y-chromosome, you will stop what you're doing and check out Commando immediately. From then on, you will tell flight attendants not to disturb your friend because he's dead tired. On top of that, you'll start telling people to let off some steam after they've been impaled by hot pipes and eat Green Berets for breakfast.

Ball Zitch: All the while being a loving and caring dad to a slightly young Alyssa Milano who's in need of rescuing.
Oh, and using a circular saw blade as a thrown weapon.

Gyrfalcon: Not a bad one, ackshually, if you overlook the totally ridiculous plot line.

hobbes0022: And you'll have to figure out how to plant explosives next to the outside of building walls, but make it so they explode from the inside of the building.

Ball Zitch: Don't forget dangling people off the edge of a cliff. They're positively delighted to tell you everything they know, provided you let them believe that you will kill them last.

illicit: You'll also learn that belted ammunition can be replenished on the fly by simply directed people's attention away for 5 seconds.

/I would love to consider Commando a terrible movie, but the testosterone in my blood simply does not allow it.

Bondith: And after you've told them you lied to them and let them fall, make sure that when you're asked what happened to them, you quip "I let him go."

Which is to say nothing of Arnold ripping a telephone booth out of the ground and SHAKING A THUG OUT OF IT.

It does my heart good to know that Commando still continues to mean something to moviegoers in the same way as Gone with the Wind or The Wizard of Oz.

You have NO idea.

here4few

2010-09-05 11:58:23 AM

One thing I have learned working for a car rental agency....It is not illegal to rent a cargo van for an instate move of a dead body. As another poster stated it is expensive to move a body long distance.

Fuggin Bizzy

2010-09-05 12:09:49 PM

Wingdings: I'm sure someone here can post a screenshot from that Daredevil movie.

I hear your mom posts Daredevil screenshots all the time.

If you know what I mean.

robxiii

2010-09-05 12:40:08 PM

Loved the bad editing in Commando, like when they take the sports car stuck on its side, push it back down, then drive away and it's magically repaired on both sides :P

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2010-09-05 12:59:22 PM

robxiii: Loved the bad editing in Commando, like when they take the sports car stuck on its side, push it back down, then drive away and it's magically repaired on both sides :P

Hah!

It's the giant plunge from the airplane that kills me each and every time.

That, and the super-obvious stunt double (wearing what is apparently a Frankenstein monster headpiece) doing the Tarzan swing in the mall.

FuryOfFirestorm

2010-09-05 01:45:37 PM

Commando? Freddie Mercury was toally awesome as the bad guy!

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