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FirstNationalBastard

2010-09-04 07:55:24 PM

I know.

I mean, maybe if the Labor Day race was still at Darlington it would be a good trade...

Santas90si

2010-09-04 08:31:04 PM

For an ATLANTA race? wow. Atlanta is normally a snoozefest. Wait all races are anymore. Still I would have held out for something better. Darlington Deserves this race.

/Mainly cause its 2 hours away.

Bith Set Me Up

2010-09-04 08:31:54 PM

Hard-target search of residence, gas station, warehouse, henhouse, farmhouse, outhouse and doghouse, indeed.

2wolves

2010-09-04 08:33:04 PM

Might be?

Altourus

2010-09-04 08:36:51 PM

Any word on if the one armed man was going to the same Nascar event?

Thenixon

2010-09-04 08:46:57 PM

Telling the police you're the man you murdered is a surefire way to dead-end an investigation, right?

The Blind Fury

2010-09-04 08:51:49 PM

If ~~you're a fugitive and~~ you get ~~caught after you try to trade a gun for~~ NASCAR tickets--you might be a redneck

That's better.

Bucky Katt

2010-09-04 08:52:58 PM

So the boundary between redneck and stupid is where, exactly?

Gyrfalcon

2010-09-04 09:00:26 PM

No, no.

If you don't want to get caught, you need to trade the NASCAR tickets for the GUN. Cops don't look for criminals at NASCAR events who have guns. Too many suspects.

Clete Orris

2010-09-04 09:16:44 PM

Bucky Katt: So the boundary between redneck and stupid is where, exactly?

It's more of an osmotic membrane, really.

ronaprhys

2010-09-04 09:26:39 PM

Bucky Katt: So the boundary between redneck and stupid is where, exactly?

Depends - how do you define redneck? And where' the line between gangsta and stupid? Or Icy Hot Stuntaz?

Elmo Jones

2010-09-04 10:02:27 PM

Might be? Hell, that boy's all 'et up with it.

/I say, all 'et up with it.

Ivan Dobsky

2010-09-04 10:46:56 PM

Brainsick

2010-09-05 01:08:15 AM

Gyrfalcon: No, no.

If you don't want to get caught, you need to trade the NASCAR tickets for the GUN. Cops don't look for criminals at NASCAR events who have guns. Too many suspects.

Came here to say this. Seems like the less dangerous option. I mean, he could have 'traded' the gun one bullet at a time for the tickets...

The Smails Kid

2010-09-05 01:50:43 AM

Clete Orris: Bucky Katt: So the boundary between redneck and stupid is where, exactly?

It's more of an osmotic membrane, really.

A++, would LOL again

ranchguy

2010-09-05 05:34:56 AM

worst headline ever. and this crap was greenlite?

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