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(Some Guy) Misc Small Town Slow News Day: Man gets into argument, climbs tree, won't come down   (redding.com) divider line 33
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cretinbob [TotalFark]
2010-09-04 06:36:14 PM
aroundthesphere.files.wordpress.com
 
TimeWaste
2010-09-04 09:31:37 PM
So leave him alone.
 
Tillmaster
2010-09-04 09:32:28 PM
Send for the midget nun, and watch out for the stones in his pocket.
 
Clete Orris
2010-09-04 09:33:47 PM
Maybe he was farking tired of mom showing up with Campbell's Chunky Soups.
 
tennessee.hillbilly
2010-09-04 09:33:49 PM
Ernest T?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2010-09-04 09:34:50 PM
He'll come down when he gets hungry. You ever see a pissed-off man's skeleton in a tree?
 
Clete Orris
2010-09-04 09:35:23 PM
Gyrfalcon: He'll come down when he gets hungry. You ever see a pissed-off man's skeleton in a tree?

Every goddam Halloween.
 
Up and Atom
2010-09-04 09:37:03 PM
Cosimo?
 
NoDitchDigging
2010-09-04 09:37:56 PM
Did they call him 'Porky' at school?

/obscure?
 
Mein Fuhrer I Can Walk
2010-09-04 09:37:59 PM
About a dozen neighbors, some sitting on a street curb and others in lawn chairs, watched in bemusement as McNabb refused to come down.

I hope their use of that word is accurate.
 
TheXRayStyle
2010-09-04 09:39:51 PM
Sadly, he was not the same after that.
 
sk8r
2010-09-04 09:55:29 PM
So, leave him up there. Probably trying to get away from his wife.

Farkette- but I couldn't resist.
 
Mudflap
2010-09-04 10:04:03 PM
Everyone in the neighborhood with chainsaws should have come over and stood around the base of the tree with their saws fired up.
 
Hand Banana
2010-09-04 10:05:05 PM
he climbed a tall maple tree in a downtown-area residential neighborhood and would not come down.

A neighborhood resident later reported that McNabb came down from his perch around 12:15 pm and was dozing on top of a shed.

This guy rules.
 
sk8r
2010-09-04 10:06:07 PM
Hand Banana: he climbed a tall maple tree in a downtown-area residential neighborhood and would not come down.

A neighborhood resident later reported that McNabb came down from his perch around 12:15 pm and was dozing on top of a shed.

This guy rules.

THIS

I want some of what he smoked.
 
ScottMpls
2010-09-04 10:26:15 PM
www.dreadgazebo.com

This should help.

/hot
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2010-09-04 10:28:23 PM
Up and Atom: Cosimo?

Came for Italo Calvino, left satisfied.
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-09-04 10:34:10 PM
Hand Banana: he climbed a tall maple tree in a downtown-area residential neighborhood and would not come down.

A neighborhood resident later reported that McNabb came down from his perch around 12:15 pm and was dozing on top of a shed.

This guy rules.

He may have branched out.
 
pjbreeze
2010-09-04 10:36:17 PM
I've held my breathe until I turned blue and the stupid media never showed up for that.
 
Dick_Hertz
2010-09-04 10:52:43 PM
pjbreeze: I've held my breathe until I turned blue and the stupid media never showed up for that.

pjbreeze: I've held my breathe until I turned blue and the stupid media never showed up for that.

You weren't in California!
 
Rickenbacker
2010-09-04 10:57:02 PM
Was his name Mr. Bellamy

Link (new window)
 
Gregosaurus
2010-09-04 11:01:10 PM
Local nails it in one...

i56.tinypic.com
 
bikerbob59
2010-09-04 11:11:10 PM
If he's married, I don't blame him.

/DRTFA
 
jameson
2010-09-04 11:14:19 PM
 
Sarah Saturn
2010-09-04 11:19:19 PM
Gregosaurus: Local nails it in one...

Yeah, well, Walter White has to love them. He's made so much money off of them.

/heisenberg
 
Moogable [TotalFark]
2010-09-04 11:41:59 PM
 
sk8r
2010-09-04 11:46:02 PM
Moogable: Could be a crackhead! Who got on to the wrong stuff! And it told him to get up in the tree and stay there! (pops)

AWESOME link. This is a special kind of crazy.
 
WeenerGord
2010-09-05 01:13:45 AM
Just leave an opened can of tuna fish under the tree, or shed.
 
ldasil
2010-09-05 02:02:11 AM
sk8r: Hand Banana: he climbed a tall maple tree in a downtown-area residential neighborhood and would not come down.

A neighborhood resident later reported that McNabb came down from his perch around 12:15 pm and was dozing on top of a shed.

This guy rules.

THIS

I want some of what he smoked.

Reminds me of freshman year. We would climb a tree in the quad to smoke up and watch security walk under us, sniffing around yet completely clueless. I can still hear my friends walking down the hall calling "let's go climb a tree!"

Ahh, the old days when something that stupid made you think you were so cool...
 
Stay Cool Babylon
2010-09-05 02:54:22 AM
adweek.blogs.com
 
guinsu
2010-09-05 08:31:47 AM
Was this at Robert Sledge's house?
 
quisph
2010-09-05 10:57:56 AM
STOP CALLIN ME SQUIRREL BOY!!
 
Merquid
2010-09-05 11:05:49 AM
TheXRayStyle: Sadly, he was not the same after that.

guinsu: Was this at Robert Sledge's house?

Came here for these. Left satisfied.
 
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