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(Daily Mail) Asinine If you threw your wife off a cliff, it's probably best not to go to a singles-event on the day of the funeral   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 71
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2010-09-04 11:25:09 AM
especially considering how much hot easy ass you can pick up at weddings.
 
2010-09-04 11:25:44 AM
thomps: especially considering how much hot easy ass you can pick up at weddings.

guh, i meant funerals. you know, like that movie - the funeral crashers.
 
2010-09-04 11:56:42 AM
In all fairness, you have to find a way to work through your grief SOMEHOW.

:-/
 
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2010-09-04 12:23:22 PM
"Don't fall before you're pushed."

- English Proverb
 
2010-09-04 12:24:02 PM
Classy guy.
 
2010-09-04 12:24:26 PM
Why not? Once you've killed your wife, picking up some chicks isn't cheating anymore.
 
2010-09-04 12:24:32 PM
Oh SHIAT! They found out!
 
2010-09-04 12:25:41 PM
The second I figured out that he was a cop I was surprised he didn't just get a slap on the wrist.
 
2010-09-04 12:25:46 PM
Oh wait... um.. nevermind.
 
2010-09-04 12:27:00 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: In all fairness, you have to find a way to work through your grief SOMEHOW.
:-/


People have different ways of coping. He was probably under a lot of stress as he remembered his wife's screaming before she hit the rocks.
 
2010-09-04 12:29:18 PM
Wasn't that much money.

What some folks will do for so little is amazing.
 
2010-09-04 12:33:47 PM
They don't call this place Lover's Leap for nothing!
 
2010-09-04 12:35:33 PM
When did 1800's wild west insults hit Sydney?
/you yellow belly
//you're so low you gotta look up to see a snake
Link (new window)
here are a few more
 
2010-09-04 12:35:40 PM
Cryptic Farker: Wasn't that much money.

What some folks will do for so little is amazing.


So...for curiosity sake...what is your price to join the Australian Olympic wife-tossing team? Since you brought up the amount of money and all..
 
2010-09-04 12:35:41 PM
What a horrible night to have a curse.
 
2010-09-04 12:36:00 PM
I have found that women will go down like submarines after a funeral. I always like to go to the party after and pump the with a few drinks and a couple Ambien. The butt secks is amazing when they can finally STFU.
 
2010-09-04 12:36:02 PM
cryinoutloud: People have different ways of coping. He was probably under a lot of stress as he remembered his wife's screaming before she hit the rocks.

Which, incidentally, was before HE hit the rocks... with Scotch.
 
2010-09-04 12:36:53 PM
England has silly laws for everything, but if you throw your wife off your cliff in calculated murder it's ONLY 24 friggin years? Retarded.
 
2010-09-04 12:38:06 PM
Cryptic Farker: Wasn't that much money.

What some folks will do for so little is amazing.


img507.imageshack.us

"I guess that was your accomplice over by the cocktail nuts..."
 
2010-09-04 12:39:17 PM
yumpizza: England has silly laws for everything, but if you throw your wife off your cliff in calculated murder it's ONLY 24 friggin years? Retarded.

Yeah, I mean, if this had happened in Australia he would've got much much more.
 
2010-09-04 12:40:15 PM
Look, I'm sorry the wife died, but the guy needed some companionship.

Given that he felt he needed to push her off a cliff to escape her, his wife probably wasn't giving it up in recent years anyway... so in practical terms he'd already been separated for some time.
 
2010-09-04 12:42:18 PM
yumpizza: England has silly laws for everything, but if you throw your wife off your cliff in calculated murder it's ONLY 24 friggin years? Retarded.

I think they should have given the benefit of the doubt. I'm sure he thought she could fly.
 
2010-09-04 12:44:14 PM
pervvywanker: I'm sure he thought she could fly.

I'm fairly certain that he thought she could touch the sky.

He dreamed about it every night and day, as a matter of fact.
 
2010-09-04 12:44:53 PM
"A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand."
-Mark Twain
 
2010-09-04 12:46:38 PM
Unsung_Hero: Look, I'm sorry the wife died, but the guy needed some companionship.

Given that he felt he needed to push her off a cliff to escape her, his wife probably wasn't giving it up in recent years anyway... so in practical terms he'd already been separated for some time.


They'd only been married 6 months.
 
2010-09-04 12:46:56 PM
Unsung_Hero: Look, I'm sorry the wife died, but the guy needed some companionship.

Given that he felt he needed to push her off a cliff to escape her, his wife probably wasn't giving it up in recent years anyway... so in practical terms he'd already been separated for some time.


FTFA "The couple had been married six months when Campbell took his wife on a camping trip south of Sydney."
 
2010-09-04 12:47:07 PM
yumpizza: England has silly laws for everything, but if you throw your wife off your cliff in calculated murder it's ONLY 24 friggin years? Retarded.

Only? He is 52, now giving someone 200 years is worse than retarded.
 
2010-09-04 12:47:33 PM
Unsung_Hero: Look, I'm sorry the wife died, but the guy needed some companionship.
Given that he felt he needed to push her off a cliff to escape her, his wife probably wasn't giving it up in recent years anyway... so in practical terms he'd already been separated for some time.


You know how I know you didn't even click on the link?
British policeman jailed for 33 years after hurling new wife from cliff

/I expect better next time in your female-bashing. We have high standards here.
 
2010-09-04 12:48:06 PM
I hate to sound thick, but... how does being an asshole, going to a singles event on the day of the funeral prove that he's a murderer? As far as I can tell, it just proves he's an asshole. And the article says that some footprints "suggests" that she knew her fate... unless that's proof enough beyond a reasonable doubt, I'm not entirely sure that there was enough evidence for a conviction. Maybe it's just this article, though.
 
2010-09-04 12:51:30 PM
He had claimed she fell to her death accidentally after leaving their tent, pitched metres from the cliff edge, in the hours of darkness to go to the toilet. ... Her shoe print and a broken tree branch at the scene suggest 'she was aware of her fate for some short time before she fell'.

Is that the only evidence, or did they dust her back for fingerprints?
 
2010-09-04 12:52:05 PM
MrGMan: Cryptic Farker: Wasn't that much money.

What some folks will do for so little is amazing.

So...for curiosity sake...what is your price to join the Australian Olympic wife-tossing team? Since you brought up the amount of money and all..


Don't know that I would be able come up with a figure, just seems to be a low amount for murdering someone - especially since you are going to be the principal suspect.

If you are going to do it, go big.
 
2010-09-04 12:52:12 PM
The article should be required reading prior to commenting, kids.
 
2010-09-04 01:00:24 PM
Why am I not surprised he was a former cop?
 
2010-09-04 01:06:57 PM
CygnusDarius: What a horrible night to have a curse.

That game sucks.
 
2010-09-04 01:08:02 PM
"Her shoe print and a broken tree branch at the scene..."

I am so hoping that there's more to the story than that alone. That must've been some heckova footprint to convict this guy for murder. And a broken tree branch?

That's all? Wow.
 
2010-09-04 01:12:48 PM
Did anyone click the link there for the cast pictures of Dancing With the Stars?
Bristol looks kinda hot!
 
2010-09-04 01:15:22 PM
dmax: "Her shoe print and a broken tree branch at the scene..."

I am so hoping that there's more to the story than that alone. That must've been some heckova footprint to convict this guy for murder. And a broken tree branch?

That's all? Wow.



You're an idiot.
 
2010-09-04 01:16:17 PM
Cryptic Farker,

Considering how narcisistic and uncaring this guy had to be to go hunting a new GF on the night of his wifes funeral. I'm guessing that the dedicated partnership that is marriage wasn't going so well and ridding himself of the wife was the end itself, not a means to earning money.
 
2010-09-04 01:17:16 PM
Cryptic Farker: MrGMan: Cryptic Farker: Wasn't that much money.

What some folks will do for so little is amazing.

So...for curiosity sake...what is your price to join the Australian Olympic wife-tossing team? Since you brought up the amount of money and all..

Don't know that I would be able come up with a figure, just seems to be a low amount for murdering someone - especially since you are going to be the principal suspect.

If you are going to do it, go big.


Big but subtle, 6 months- way too soon. Build the life insurance up gradually, take out a few policies on yourself to deflect suspicion, have some patience...

/did I say too much?
//women do a better job at this, we've had centuries of practce
 
2010-09-04 01:17:51 PM
Cryptic Farker: Don't know that I would be able come up with a figure, just seems to be a low amount for murdering someone - especially since you are going to be the principal suspect.

He's a police officer, maybe he thought he knew how to get away with it.

/Presumably forensics could tell if someone fell accidentally or was pushed.
 
2010-09-04 01:18:14 PM
Cryptic Farker: Wasn't that much money.

What some folks will do for so little is amazing.


Not every sociopath has access to a millionaire
 
2010-09-04 01:18:17 PM
"A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand."
-Mark Twain



"A bush in the hand is worth 2 at the bar."
Rose McGowan Loveslave.
 
2010-09-04 01:27:29 PM
OK, look, I didn't RTFM, but my point stands. If you're throwing your wife off a cliff after only 6 months, chances are things were pretty bad and you've been looking forward to a second chance.

OK, things have only been bad for six months, but depending on HOW bad, six months can be a long time.

/was she hot?
 
2010-09-04 01:27:36 PM
Bartleby the Scrivener: "A bird in the bush is worth two in the hand."
-Mark Twain


Two hands in the bush is a German porn movie.

/Wait, what were we talking about again?
 
2010-09-04 01:36:13 PM
yumpizza: England has silly laws for everything, but if you throw your wife off your cliff in calculated murder it's ONLY 24 friggin years? Retarded.

errrr. I assume somebody's called you a retard with poor comprehension skills already.
 
2010-09-04 01:37:35 PM
Bartleby the Scrivener: "A birdpenis in the bush is worth two in the hand."


FTFY
 
2010-09-04 01:41:30 PM
Gunther: Cryptic Farker: Don't know that I would be able come up with a figure, just seems to be a low amount for murdering someone - especially since you are going to be the principal suspect.

He's a police officer, maybe he thought he knew how to get away with it.

/Presumably forensics could tell if someone fell accidentally or was pushed.


In a situation like this, there's generally going to be one of four types of footprints, three of which are suspicious:

1) Single set matching her shoes - jumped or fell
2) Two sets - some sort of struggle, resulting in her going over
3) Drag marks - thrown over
4) Single set matching his shoes - he picked her up and tossed her over

Nothing makes a man more nervous than seeing their woman reading a forensics textbook.
 
2010-09-04 01:46:40 PM
Burchill: yumpizza: England has silly laws for everything, but if you throw your wife off your cliff in calculated murder it's ONLY 24 friggin years? Retarded.

errrr. I assume somebody's called you a retard with poor comprehension skills already.


You mean because of the "at least" part of his sentence? Meh.
 
2010-09-04 01:50:28 PM
Praise Cheesus: Nothing makes a man more nervous than seeing their woman reading a forensics textbook.

Always pays to study for the test....

As long as someone is smart and non-greedy, there will always be ways to do someone in when you dwell under the same roof. Just saying.... We always hear about the idiots.
 
2010-09-04 01:54:26 PM
Praise Cheesus: Gunther: Cryptic Farker: Don't know that I would be able come up with a figure, just seems to be a low amount for murdering someone - especially since you are going to be the principal suspect.

He's a police officer, maybe he thought he knew how to get away with it.

/Presumably forensics could tell if someone fell accidentally or was pushed.

In a situation like this, there's generally going to be one of four types of footprints, three of which are suspicious:

1) Single set matching her shoes - jumped or fell
2) Two sets - some sort of struggle, resulting in her going over
3) Drag marks - thrown over
4) Single set matching his shoes - he picked her up and tossed her over

Nothing makes a man more nervous than seeing their woman reading a forensics textbook.


Note to self: Learn to throw heavy objects while wearing stiletto heels.
 
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