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		"Commander Fryer, please come in, this is Enterfries. Enterfries calling commander William T. Fryer ... over" (dailymail.co.uk)		46
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phlegmmo

2010-09-03 11:10:32 PM

FishyFred

2010-09-04 02:40:22 AM

That looks more like a malformed penis than the Enterprise.

/so it looks like Quark

Barakku

2010-09-04 03:36:55 AM

I present to you the Green Giant's penis, complete with leafy pubes.

JasonOfOrillia

2010-09-04 03:45:23 AM

Barakku: I present to you the Green Giant's penis, complete with leafy pubes.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

RequiemHC

2010-09-04 03:52:24 AM

It looks nothing like the Enterprise. This is news?

pottie

2010-09-04 03:54:42 AM

it looks more like Eric Stoltz in Mask?

Danarchy84

2010-09-04 03:58:16 AM

I call shenanigans...that looks like 4-5 potatoes welded together.

JonnyBGoode

2010-09-04 04:01:10 AM

Does "uncanny" mean "absolutely nothing even remotely like" in British English?

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.

2010-09-04 04:02:06 AM

Looks more like Space Cruiser YAMato.

doccm9

2010-09-04 04:02:42 AM

pottie: it looks more like Eric Stoltz in Mask?

The vegetable or the one that grew it?

pottie

2010-09-04 04:05:45 AM

doccm9: pottie: it looks more like Eric Stoltz in Mask?

The vegetable or the one that grew it?

There's a vegetable in that picture?

NutWrench

2010-09-04 04:06:00 AM

Fire at Will! (new window)

wildsnowllama

2010-09-04 04:10:52 AM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Maybe.

i375.photobucket.com

Better.

wildsnowllama

2010-09-04 04:14:37 AM

AKIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

JonnyBGoode

2010-09-04 04:17:50 AM

Even better...

i375.photobucket.com

Archie Goodwin

2010-09-04 04:26:03 AM

When you mention Star Trek and potatoes there is only this -

Star Trekkin' (new window)

wildsnowllama

2010-09-04 04:27:06 AM

JonnyBGoode: Even better...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yes, I concur.

drah kniht

2010-09-04 04:28:19 AM

NutWrench: Fire at Will! (new window)

Poor will is always getting it. Should do that for Independence day.

Jamieboy

2010-09-04 04:30:26 AM

I was a member of the 4H and the FFA for years and never heard a zucchini called a 'courgette'. Something new every day, thanks to Fark.

I've grown some penile like zucchinis in my time, but never anything like that lady grew. I kind of think that particular 'courgette' itfa would not be very tasty. Bet it's chock full of seed.

Nogale

2010-09-04 04:45:43 AM

Jamieboy: I was a member of the 4H and the FFA for years and never heard a zucchini called a 'courgette'. Something new every day, thanks to Fark.

In some foodie thread a few months back, a British Farker was getting all hot under the collar about US eating habits and about how he was shocked - I tell you, shocked - that he couldn't even find courgettes in a US supermarket because those silly Americans just ate crap all the time.

Someone had to point out that had he been looking for zucchini he might have fared better.

Daviticus

2010-09-04 05:03:51 AM

Wrong franchise--from here it looks like a landspeeder! :)

Bullroarer_Took

2010-09-04 05:05:43 AM

I don't see it.

wobbly knob

2010-09-04 06:04:21 AM

It sure looks like she gained a couple of million gross tons. Very gross tons...

TheShavingofOccam123

2010-09-04 06:45:43 AM

They forgot the world's largest intergalactic Corn Bugle.

img2.timeinc.net

kevinboehm

2010-09-04 07:40:55 AM

FTA: "He said: 'The secret to success is starting with the right seed."

Potatoes don't grow from seeds, moran.

Harry Freakstorm

2010-09-04 07:54:27 AM

Captain, a large potato has just dropped out of warp. They appear to be powering up fryers.

Ulhura, open a hailing frequency.

Channel open captain. A small charge will appear on your next bill for this service.

This is the Captain of the Starship Enterprise. We seek peace and ranch dressing among the stars. But if your intentions are not fruitful, we will blanch and fry as well.

No answer captain. I'm going on break now.

Spork! What are they doing?

They firing fries. Curly fries. Shields are at 40% and getting crispier.

My gawd! Checkov fire the scallion torpedoes.

Firing sir. They are breaking off the attack.

Captain, how did you know the scallion torpedoes would reply a unknown potato attacker?

The eyes, Spork. The potato has eyes.

Shall we finish them off with a Videlia?

No, Mister Chekov, let them weep in defeat.

Frank 'n Beans

2010-09-04 08:02:17 AM

CitizenjaQ

2010-09-04 08:16:04 AM

Even this is a pretty stretchy ... stretch.

wobbly knob

2010-09-04 08:36:28 AM

USS Elephantiasis

SpacePunk

2010-09-04 08:44:09 AM

Looks like that potato suffered a transporter accident.

give me doughnuts

2010-09-04 08:45:22 AM

kevinboehm: FTA: "He said: 'The secret to success is starting with the right seed."

Potatoes don't grow from seeds, moran.

Yes, they do. the wiki (new window).

JWideman

2010-09-04 08:53:34 AM

kevinboehm: FTA: "He said: 'The secret to success is starting with the right seed."

Potatoes don't grow from seeds, moran.

o.O
I'd really like to know what you think they grow from.

Dr. Mojo PhD

2010-09-04 09:11:35 AM

JWideman: kevinboehm: FTA: "He said: 'The secret to success is starting with the right seed."

Potatoes don't grow from seeds, moran.

o.O
I'd really like to know what you think they grow from.

The stork brings them.

Also:

L. Ron Bumquist: A potato fiend refers to the giant potato as the Enterfries, because, it resembles a starship.

Klopfer

2010-09-04 09:19:23 AM

JWideman: kevinboehm: FTA: "He said: 'The secret to success is starting with the right seed."

Potatoes don't grow from seeds, moran.

o.O
I'd really like to know what you think they grow from.

Potatoes can reproduce vegetatively if you plant the tubers. You don't have to use the seeds from the potato fruit.

eggrolls

2010-09-04 09:30:39 AM

airsupport

2010-09-04 10:29:50 AM

Eggrolls:

The Landspudder.

Packersfan823

2010-09-04 11:30:24 AM

Huh?

StoPPeRmobile

2010-09-04 11:32:16 AM

I'm going with ancient sex.

i.dailymail.co.uk

/sex

adeist69

2010-09-04 12:08:35 PM

FTFA: Monster veg grower shows off world record-breaking potato shaped like the Starship Enterprise

Am I the only one who read that as Monster vag grower?

xsarien

2010-09-04 12:41:49 PM

Eh, I'd sooner say (Fr)Y-Wing

ParaHandy

2010-09-04 12:59:35 PM

All this mutant veg is a result of toxic pollution and global warming

wildsnowllama

2010-09-04 01:07:08 PM

Maybe a DS9 Runabout

wobbly knob

2010-09-04 01:20:04 PM

ParaHandy: All this mutant veg is a result of toxic pollution and global warming

Nah, that's just Monsanto.