I present to you the Green Giant's penis, complete with leafy pubes.

Barakku: I present to you the Green Giant's penis, complete with leafy pubes.

Necessity is the mother of invention.

It looks nothing like the Enterprise. This is news?

it looks more like Eric Stoltz in Mask?

I call shenanigans...that looks like 4-5 potatoes welded together.

Does "uncanny" mean "absolutely nothing even remotely like" in British English?

Looks more like Space Cruiser YAMato.

pottie: it looks more like Eric Stoltz in Mask?

The vegetable or the one that grew it?

doccm9: pottie: it looks more like Eric Stoltz in Mask?

The vegetable or the one that grew it?

There's a vegetable in that picture?

Fire at Will! (new window)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh. Maybe.




Better.

Even better...

JonnyBGoode: Even better...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yes, I concur.

NutWrench: Fire at Will! (new window)

Poor will is always getting it. Should do that for Independence day.

I was a member of the 4H and the FFA for years and never heard a zucchini called a 'courgette'. Something new every day, thanks to Fark.

I've grown some penile like zucchinis in my time, but never anything like that lady grew. I kind of think that particular 'courgette' itfa would not be very tasty. Bet it's chock full of seed.

Wrong franchise--from here it looks like a landspeeder! :)

I don't see it.

It sure looks like she gained a couple of million gross tons. Very gross tons...

FTA: "He said: 'The secret to success is starting with the right seed."

Potatoes don't grow from seeds, moran.

Captain, a large potato has just dropped out of warp. They appear to be powering up fryers.

Ulhura, open a hailing frequency.

Channel open captain. A small charge will appear on your next bill for this service.

This is the Captain of the Starship Enterprise. We seek peace and ranch dressing among the stars. But if your intentions are not fruitful, we will blanch and fry as well.

No answer captain. I'm going on break now.

Spork! What are they doing?

They firing fries. Curly fries. Shields are at 40% and getting crispier.

My gawd! Checkov fire the scallion torpedoes.

Firing sir. They are breaking off the attack.

Captain, how did you know the scallion torpedoes would reply a unknown potato attacker?

The eyes, Spork. The potato has eyes.

Shall we finish them off with a Videlia?

No, Mister Chekov, let them weep in defeat.

Even this is a pretty stretchy ... stretch.

USS Elephantiasis

Looks like that potato suffered a transporter accident.

kevinboehm: FTA: "He said: 'The secret to success is starting with the right seed."

Potatoes don't grow from seeds, moran.

o.O
I'd really like to know what you think they grow from.

JWideman: kevinboehm: FTA: "He said: 'The secret to success is starting with the right seed."

Potatoes don't grow from seeds, moran.

o.O
I'd really like to know what you think they grow from.

The stork brings them.

Also:

L. Ron Bumquist: A potato fiend refers to the giant potato as the Enterfries, because, it resembles a starship.

JWideman: kevinboehm: FTA: "He said: 'The secret to success is starting with the right seed."

Potatoes don't grow from seeds, moran.

o.O
I'd really like to know what you think they grow from.

Potatoes can reproduce vegetatively if you plant the tubers. You don't have to use the seeds from the potato fruit.

Eggrolls:

The Landspudder.

I'm going with ancient sex.





/sex

FTFA: Monster veg grower shows off world record-breaking potato shaped like the Starship Enterprise


Am I the only one who read that as Monster vag grower?

Eh, I'd sooner say (Fr)Y-Wing

All this mutant veg is a result of toxic pollution and global warming

Maybe a DS9 Runabout

ParaHandy: All this mutant veg is a result of toxic pollution and global warming

Nah, that's just Monsanto.

FishyFred: /so it looks like Quark

Yes, yes it does.

Oh, people and their silly pareidolia.

Looks more like a uterus with oversized ovaries and a fibroid.