I bet they played with house rules. If people played it by the strict rules the game would go a lot faster.

Walker: The first rule of strip monopoly is that you don't talk about strip monopoly.

Nope, thats the second rule. The first is don't play with your mom.

bssrf4: Walker: The first rule of strip monopoly is that you don't talk about strip monopoly.

Nope, thats the second rule. The first is don't play with your mom.

Have you seen Walker's mom? I'd play her in a heartbeat.

Outside court Williamson said: "I am glad it's not hanging over me. I won't be playing strip-Monopoly ever again."

Woah, dude, don't give up on the whole game because of one bad experience. Maybe you should ditch the prude and date the other one. The one with the large "community chest."

Monopoly is such an inane game.

Tophat > all.

Strip Monopoly is nowhere near as awesome as simply Naked Monopoly. And that's nowhere near as awesome as Naked Anything Else.

I lovd the writing style in this article. It had flare.

FTFA comments: I reckon he was let off because he had a "Get out of jail free" card.

/over in zero, before teh greenlight

reillan: Strip Monopoly is nowhere near as awesome as simply Naked Monopoly. And that's nowhere near as awesome as Naked Anything Else.

Naked darts?

Ahhh, Monopoly. When we were kids and played it it seemed like such a friendly and jovial game.

Last time me and some buddies played it, within a few hours we were at each other's throats, bribing other players, threatening eachother with all kinds of outside the game actions (if you don't let me off of this 3 hotel property at half price, I will tell that girl you like that you are a closet ghey), forming short-lived and treacherous alliances, and generally getting really nasty. By daybreak, we had to call it a night and have never played since.

Surprisingly, it was worse than when we played Risk.

eddyatwork: I bet they played with house rules. If people played it by the strict rules the game would go a lot faster.

So much this. Monopoly is a fantastic game, and takes two hours tops, if you actually play by the rules.

Amazing how people don't even know what the real rules are.

Auctions? What?

Strip Monopoly is pretty fun, but strip RISK is much better. It's the game of sexual conquest!


/I highly advise against playing strip LIFE, though. The stakes are just too high.

Trocadero: reillan: Strip Monopoly is nowhere near as awesome as simply Naked Monopoly. And that's nowhere near as awesome as Naked Anything Else.

Naked darts?

point taken. Not literally.

RumsfeldsReplacement: eddyatwork: I bet they played with house rules. If people played it by the strict rules the game would go a lot faster.

So much this. Monopoly is a fantastic game, and takes two hours tops, if you actually play by the rules.

Amazing how people don't even know what the real rules are.

Auctions? What?

Monopoly has real rules?

"Another case of Monopoly related violence, Chief."

"How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?"

Strip bowling on the Wii is where it's at dammit!

just passing through: RumsfeldsReplacement: eddyatwork: I bet they played with house rules. If people played it by the strict rules the game would go a lot faster.

So much this. Monopoly is a fantastic game, and takes two hours tops, if you actually play by the rules.

Amazing how people don't even know what the real rules are.

Auctions? What?

Monopoly has real rules?

Rule #1: First player to make another player cry or get angry gets $500 if they land on Free Parking.

tinfoil-hat maggie: Why can't people just get naked and enjoy themselves without the games?

This. How do you agree to play STRIP anything, and then get jealous when someone gets naked?

/You're doin' it wrong

It's gotta be chutes and ladders. If you wanna get nasty.

I have a hard time believing no one has mentioned strip pictonary. Its hard enough to draw some of that shiat as it is, let alone on a timer while trying not to make eye contact with boobies.

My kids are 5 and 8 and we play board games all the time. I have begun to introduce my 8 year old to real games.



For example.


Monopoly is for simpletons.

whammer:

It's gotta be poop chutes and ladders. If you wanna get nasty.


FTFY

What do you expect when you are playing strip-anything with a guy, his jealous girlfriend, and another girl? Fail to all of them: the guy for not realizing this might happen, the girlfriend for letting it happen, and the other girl for being a ho.

What an ugly fight might look like:

If strip Monopoly is your idea for the ice breaker that starts your fantasy three-way, you gotta get some better game.

PacManDreaming: Strip Mousetrap?

I don't like the idea of being naked around a mousetrap.

Berz: Tophat > all.

You shut your whore mouth.

/Thimble for the win!

PacManDreaming: jst3p: My kids are 5 and 8 and we play board games all the time. I have begun to introduce my 8 year old to real games.



For example.
www.lamegame.com

Monopoly is for simpletons.

Get them a copy of this:

And introduce our kids to satan?!?!

PacManDreaming: jst3p: My kids are 5 and 8 and we play board games all the time. I have begun to introduce my 8 year old to real games.



For example.
www.lamegame.com

Monopoly is for simpletons.

Get them a copy of this:

1st Edition of AD&D or DIAF.


/not going to introduce them to it
//stopped playing years ago
///something about playing D&D with your kids just seems creepy

Huh; you want a board game that will spark really ugly fights, bust out Cranium at your next family get-together. I swear to God, these board-game creators are evil shiats who just want to see the fabric of the American family ripped asunder.

Probably one of those twatwaffles who puts money on free parking.

You don't farking do that. It makes the game take ages.

This sounds like a classic case of an attempted threesome gone wrong. One couple and an extra girl playing a strip game...

Sounds to me like somewhere along the lines some important communication and preparation was overlooked.

I like how they told us who was playing as what. The Sun, setting the bar for investigative journalism.

PacManDreaming: CaptainFatass: Huh; you want a board game that will spark really ugly fights, bust out Cranium at your next family get-together. I swear to God, these board-game creators are evil shiats who just want to see the fabric of the American family ripped asunder.

I've often wondered how many fights/arguments/deaths board games have caused throughout history.

My guess is they are 2nd to religion in over-all deaths.

RumsfeldsReplacement: eddyatwork: I bet they played with house rules. If people played it by the strict rules the game would go a lot faster.

So much this. Monopoly is a fantastic game, and takes two hours tops, if you actually play by the rules.

Amazing how people don't even know what the real rules are.

Auctions? What?

It was a real epiphany for me the first time I read the rules after a lifetime of playing by what I had been taught. Why the fark would anyone play the way most people do?

PacManDreaming: CaptainFatass: Huh; you want a board game that will spark really ugly fights, bust out Cranium at your next family get-together. I swear to God, these board-game creators are evil shiats who just want to see the fabric of the American family ripped asunder.

I've often wondered how many fights/arguments/deaths board games have caused throughout history.




Son of a biatch!
You lousy, cheating little shiat!
You're farking with me! You did that on purpose.
You play like the dead lice are falling off of you,
and then suddenly, you're like Seabiscuit all over the place.
You're a smartass, is what you are, kid.

Ninja Wicked: I like how they told us who was playing as what. The Sun, setting the bar for investigative journalism.

Hey, this is better reporting than the farking Wall Street Journal buddy.