FAIL. Liked their old format.

Have 4, 9, and 11 bathed, shaved, and sent to my bunk.

in before web design hate

steveGswine: in before web design hate

FAIL.

steveGswine: in before web design hate

FAIL

Damn, twenty seconds late.

A "meh" group this week, but holy hell, a titless cutie here...



/daddy like

I love 11.

That Wasn't a Fart: steveGswine: in before web design hate

FAIL.

Clete Orris: steveGswine: in before web design hate

FAIL

My work here is done.

OK, all of your penis' can go there............................. but ONE AT A TIME!!!!

damn. shes getting uglier every day

#11 was "Arrested for resisting an officer, underage alcohol possession." She looks 35! Send her to my bunk anyway.

# 9 for my dining pleasure.

bim1154: # 9 for my dining pleasure.

Indeed.

My guess is this is one troublesome trophy wife:



Underage? She woulda got me for sure. But I bet I could beat the rap.

I'd brutalize a few of them.

id get lewd with 14 any day...

#4: Arrested for speeding

Dayum, how fast do you have to go to get arrested vs just a ticket?


...she better have been watching for kids crossing the street.
/And, of course, the squirrels!

How fast do you have to be going to get arrested for speeding?

onearmedninja: How fast do you have to be going to get arrested for speeding?

Isn't it 15 over?

I tells you I'm old. I forget things. I get confused. I was gonna pay fer that book. I thought I was in the library! Ya' don't pay fer books in the library!

And I forgot the gun was loaded. I didn't mean to shoot that hooker. I was confused. I thought she was a Nazi. Isn't it 1943?

Of course, I didn't mean to build a sarin gas bomb and kill everyone in my apartment building. I was confused! I thought I was setting off a roach bomb! I got cockroaches everywhere.

Where am I? Jail? Where's Matlock? I need Matlock! Matlock!

/thanks Abe

Wow, Grelmo. I honestly never considered that old man's picture with that caption. That's ... interesting.


/Yeesh

Arrested for speeding, over to my place ... hells to the yeah

Knucklepopper: Wow, Grelmo. I honestly never considered that old man's picture with that caption. That's ... interesting.


/Yeesh

I like to subvert expectations.

Here I am clicking through
*click*
smile!
*click*
laugh!
*click*
cringe!
and then I get to the last mug and it goes
*click*
(wait a second)
VOMIT.

Grelmo nice job. Mr. Freakstorm thanks for reminding me why you are on my favorites list. Friday just wouldn't be the same without TSG.

Ahh, the usual class from bodyshots.

4, 7, 9, 11, 14 and 12 after a considerable amount of alcohol.

ra-ra-raw
When I saw that pic, the first thing I thought was that if the tattoo artist was a little more clever, he could have used that nipple to good effect. You, sir, have won the internets.

Welcome to my program, Be Frugal for Less. I'm Skippy Skinflint. Tonight, I'm going to share various ways to save money. The first lesson is "always look to save, not spend." I live in a storage box. The electricity is free, I pee in a bucket and I shower at the Y. That saves on rent, water, and sewage. See? Making cuts save money.

Haircuts are unnecessary. Why pay a barber when you can let you hair grow and sell it to wig makers? Why with a barber, your paying him to take something worth money away!

Public transportation can save you money too. Riding the bus saves you car payments, gas, insurance and vehicle up keep. Imagine what you can do with that savings. But I, Skippy Skinflint, takes it even further. If you ride on the outside of the bus, you can save even more!

That's about it for tonight. Thank you for coming out to the park. See? I saved money on hall rental and passed the saving on to you. Well, the three people who actually paid for this seminar. The rest of you seem to know how to already save. Come back next week and I'll show you where you can sell you toe nail clippings. They don't even have to be yours. See you next week!

Shadyman: #4: Arrested for speeding

Dayum, how fast do you have to go to get arrested vs just a ticket?

Looks like she was going fast enough to still be affected by Doppler shift when her photo was taken.

dahmers love zombie: QnDnBad

Good call, first thing I thought of when I saw it. +1

Knucklepopper:
onearmedninja: How fast do you have to be going to get arrested for speeding?

Isn't it 15 over?

Having myself been pulled over doing 149 in a 55 without getting arrested, I can tell you for a fact, the answer is "No".

That said, I have no idea what you have to do to get arrested for speeding. There are no details there, so I can only speculate that she is in some state with really farked up laws regarding speeding. Otherwise if you are speeding excessively you would be charged with reckless endangerment or resisting an officer or something along those lines. Generally I believe in most states speeding is a non-arrestable moving violation though, even at "energy speed" (which is what my ticket read for the above mentioned infraction) so I don't know what gives here.

CSB sidenote: The cop spent more time drooling on my car than he did writing the ticket. I was in a 1971 Olds 442, and he caught me in one of the last 1975 Gran Furys the MI State Police was running. He could have had me any time he wanted in that car, but followed me for a few miles just for fun. Nice guy.

Biv: 4, 7, 9, 11, 14 and 12 after a considerable amount of alcohol.

Are #4 & $7 the same woman?

You can't hold me. I didn't do anything! I have multiple personalities. Bertha is the one your looking for. She robbed that jewelry store and shot the clerk. I'm Sharon. I try to take care of them but Bertha's a handful...
(changing)
Sobbing! I'm Belinda! I've never been in trouble before officer! Please don't put me in jail! I'll be good. Please!
(changing)
Easy Belinda. I got this. Look. Call my shrink. He'll verify everything. Please let me make the phone call don't let...
(changing)
Pigs! I oughta shoot every one of you! Where's my money? I'm a gonna knock some pig heads together if I don't get my money! You bas...
(changing)
(Sobbing) Bertha please be nice. You're not helping...
(Changing) Brenda, Bertha please. Let me handle this. Just let me call my shrink, his number is ...
(Changing)
We come to Berlin, we American Presidents, because it's our duty to speak, in this place, of freedom. But I must confess, we're drawn here by other things as well: by the feeling of history in this city, more than 500 years older than our own nation; by the beauty of the Grunewald and the Tiergarten; most of all, by your courage and determination. Perhaps the composer, Paul Lincke, understood something about American Presidents. You see, like so many Presidents before me, I come here today because wherever I go, whatever I do: "Ich hab noch einen koffer in Berlin." Wait a minute. This isn't the Berlin Wall? Is this Philadelphia? I was only joking about wanting to be there. Where's Nancy?
(changing)
Who
(changing)
the &^%$
(changing)
(sobbing) was that?