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(Statesman) Interesting The first North American athlete to test postive for HGH isn't Albert Pujols or Lance Armstrong or any musclehead in the NFL. It's a Canadian college football player. Eh?   (statesman.com) divider line 14
More: Interesting, Albert Pujols, HGH, Canadian colleges, blood tests, anabolic steroids, University of Waterloo, Canadian History, BALCO  
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ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 09:02:11 PM
Canadia? I don't even know what you're talking aboot
 
shivashakti
2010-09-03 10:54:55 PM
I knew it was a Canadian once you said "North American athlete"...because Americans never say that.
 
The Bestest
2010-09-03 11:56:03 PM
shivashakti: I knew it was a Canadian once you said "North American athlete"...because Americans never say that.

coulda been a mexican
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2010-09-04 12:02:00 AM
The Bestest: shivashakti: I knew it was a Canadian once you said "North American athlete"...because Americans never say that.

coulda been a mexican

They didn't count the border fence high jump
 
Tofino
2010-09-04 01:01:54 AM
ArkAngel: Canadia? I don't even know what you're talking aboat

FTFY. Americans always get that wrong, eh?
 
SpaceMoose
2010-09-04 01:10:11 AM
Subby is wrong. It was a UNIVERSITY football player.
 
Bermuda59
2010-09-04 03:21:27 AM
No way eh
 
Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark]
2010-09-04 04:08:34 AM
Tofino: ArkAngel: Canada? I don't even know what you're talking abowt

FTFY. Americans always get that wrong, eh?

fixed again.

/saying "Canadia" makes you look stupid
 
gwowen
2010-09-04 07:31:35 AM
Not Albert Pujols, you say? Well, that's simply astounding given that Major League Baseball don't test for HGH. (Though they do in the minors).
 
Glenford
2010-09-04 08:57:32 AM
SpaceMoose: Subby is wrong. It was a UNIVERSITY football player.

Seriously, how much do you suck to have to use HGH to make the UW team?

/Go Hawks!
 
Larry Mahnken
2010-09-04 09:04:36 AM
Glenford: Seriously, how much do you suck to have to use HGH to make the UW team?

Bonus: HGH has no apparent performance-enhancing effects. Athletes just use it because it has "growth hormone" in the name and it makes you *look* awesome. But it doesn't build strength or anything else useful for athletics.
 
bacccc
2010-09-04 10:09:57 AM
Larry Mahnken: Glenford: Seriously, how much do you suck to have to use HGH to make the UW team?

Bonus: HGH has no apparent performance-enhancing effects. Athletes just use it because it has "growth hormone" in the name and it makes you *look* awesome. But it doesn't build strength or anything else useful for athletics.

Ameritards - your ignorance in terms of sports doping simply has no end.

Of course HGH helps with athletics in a variety of ways. However, HGH is clearly not the problem. The anabolic steroids that 99% (yes, your "hero" also) of American "athletes" take are the real problem.

/figure it out, Ameritards
//duh
 
SpaceMoose
2010-09-04 11:14:57 AM
Glenford: SpaceMoose: Subby is wrong. It was a UNIVERSITY football player.

Seriously, how much do you suck to have to use HGH to make the UW team?

/Go Hawks!

Aww, how cute, you go to the high school down the street? ;-)

/I kid, I kid
//Water, Water, Water
///Loo, Loo, Loo!
 
BuryThisHate
2010-09-04 11:57:01 AM
SpaceMoose: Glenford: SpaceMoose: Subby is wrong. It was a UNIVERSITY football player.

Seriously, how much do you suck to have to use HGH to make the UW team?

/Go Hawks!

Aww, how cute, you go to the high school down the street? ;-)

/I kid, I kid
//Water, Water, Water
///Loo, Loo, Loo!

The best thing about the one UW/WLU game I went to as a UW student was the chanting:

Laur-ier High-School
*clap* *clap* *clap**clap**clap*

That's alright, that's okay,
You'll all work for us one day! (This one worked on Mac too)

/Had to chant
//UW stunk that year
///But I work at UW now, so I have to represent
 
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