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(Starpulse) Amusing Jerry Lewis wants to spank Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton. For their own good. Riiiiiiight   (starpulse.com) divider line 30
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Kanemano
2010-09-03 05:31:05 PM
well, he does have a million dollars
 
otherginger
2010-09-03 05:31:11 PM
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

/who asked Jerry Lewis to comment on this situation anyway? Last thing Lohan needs is more powdery substances in her face.
 
kibbled
2010-09-03 05:40:20 PM
The Rat Pack was known as a wholesome bunch of guys.
 
Lochsteppe
2010-09-03 05:43:37 PM
To be fair, I would also like to spank them. For their own good.

/Emma Watson too, as a preventative measure.

/Might need hazmat gloves for the first two.
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2010-09-03 05:44:17 PM
He's no Betty White.
 
Tsar_Bomba1
2010-09-03 05:54:10 PM
Hey Jerry... when does "The Day The Clown Cried" come out?
 
cig-mkr
2010-09-03 05:55:14 PM
better yet, have them spank each other while I verify that it actually happened HeHeHe
 
Free Radical
2010-09-03 05:56:26 PM
"Hey ladies!"

/got nuthin'
 
nude-fox
2010-09-03 06:03:48 PM
spanking thread?
 
tinyarena
2010-09-03 06:06:59 PM
jerry-lewis-telethon.edogo.com

Look! I already told you!
I'm NOT William Shatner!
Now do you want me to sign this or not?
 
dictyboy
2010-09-03 06:13:41 PM
Why isn't he dead yet?

/really....why isn't he?
 
Etchy333
2010-09-03 06:25:26 PM
"I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman!"

Apparently, in Jerry Lewis's America, you can walk down the street and punch as many men in the mouth as you want.
 
Fireproof
2010-09-03 06:41:55 PM
Tsar_Bomba1: Hey Jerry... when does "The Day The Clown Cried" come out?

Came here to ask this, except in all caps.

LEWIS
WHAR
"ClOwN"
WHAR?
\o/
|
/\
 
Mattevil
2010-09-03 06:46:10 PM
I knew there was a reason I liked Sammy Petrillo.
/I actually did like Duke Mitchell! Gone with the Pope is awesome if you ever get a chance to see it.
 
Shadowknight
2010-09-03 06:47:37 PM
jerry-lewis-telethon.edogo.com

t2.gstatic.com
 
GrooveMonkeyZero
2010-09-03 07:06:19 PM
Can we have Jenny Lewis spank them instead?
 
LectertheChef
2010-09-03 07:24:33 PM
GrooveMonkeyZero: Can we have Jenny Lewis spank them instead?

Now you're talking!
 
brap [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 07:57:44 PM
Hey Laaaaadieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
eggrolls [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 08:51:02 PM
jerry-lewis-telethon.edogo.com

QUAID!!!! START THE REACTORS!!! FREE MARS!!
 
Ironical
2010-09-03 09:22:42 PM
Holy shiat. That guy is still alive? I thought this was the person my grandparents laughed at when they were kids.
 
browneye [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 10:10:25 PM
Ummmmm. Right in time for telethon.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 10:18:30 PM
kibbled: The Rat Pack was known as a wholesome bunch of guys.

Jerry Lewis wasn't a member of the Rat Pack. However, Dean Martin was.
 
The Fool
2010-09-04 12:31:46 AM
With the hitting, and the spanking of the ass, and the OH LADY.

/glavin.
 
kibbled
2010-09-04 12:33:19 AM
Bathia_Mapes: kibbl

You are right, I keep forgetting that Lewis wasn't a member. I fail.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2010-09-04 12:52:11 AM
kibbled: Bathia_Mapes: kibbl

You are right, I keep forgetting that Lewis wasn't a member. I fail.

It's an easy enough mistake to make since Martin & Lewis were in quite a few movies together.
 
izzzzy
2010-09-04 06:09:06 PM
sinatra sammy davis peter lawford dean martin and joey bishop?
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2010-09-04 07:05:34 PM
Tsar_Bomba1: Hey Jerry... when does "The Day The Clown Cried" come out?

I wanna see that along with Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla.
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 12:55:15 AM
ParadisePornoTheater: Tsar_Bomba1: Hey Jerry... when does "The Day The Clown Cried" come out?

I wanna see that along with Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla.

...That wasn't a Jerry Lewis movie!
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2010-09-05 06:53:14 PM
SnakeMan: ParadisePornoTheater: Tsar_Bomba1: Hey Jerry... when does "The Day The Clown Cried" come out?

I wanna see that along with Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla.

...That wasn't a Jerry Lewis movie!

It had that Jerry Lewis wannabe Sammy Petrillo. You didn't read the whole thread well enough, did you?
 
SnakeMan [TotalFark]
2010-09-05 08:45:53 PM
ParadisePornoTheater: SnakeMan: ParadisePornoTheater: Tsar_Bomba1: Hey Jerry... when does "The Day The Clown Cried" come out?

I wanna see that along with Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla.

...That wasn't a Jerry Lewis movie!

It had that Jerry Lewis wannabe Sammy Petrillo. You didn't read the whole thread well enough, did you?

Didn't need to. I already knew that. I assumed even if you're lame enough to be a fan of Jerry Lewis, you would at least have the taste to not care for a second-rate imitator. My mistake.
 
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