Say what you will about Fark being a waste of time, but I did pretty well on that quiz after having...read all those stories on Fark.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to take these quiz results as proof that I deserve a raise.

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"Rounded at the free end?"

I HAVE NOTHING TO DO!!!

Cam here for obtuse pic of Shawshank warden... Leaving sad.

/:(

I thought the answer was always C!?!

Wait - the terrorist are fatties now?

Goddammit - is there anything those damned fatties won't do to ruin the world?

You know, that terrorist story was odd the first time I heard it. It was silly the second time. The third time it was getting a bit old.

My mom's husband (they live in AZ) is a Randian, who keeps sending me all this tripe from his fave websites about whatever takes his fancy in Canadian politics. This story is apparently one of his faves. I gather it's not polite to tell him to not farking send me stuff - we actually have newspapers here and they report things like terrorist suspects who were previously Idol contestants?

/Other than this, I like the guy.

Evil Canadian: You know, that terrorist story was odd the first time I heard it. It was silly the second time. The third time it was getting a bit old.

My mom's husband (they live in AZ) is a Randian, who keeps sending me all this tripe from his fave websites about whatever takes his fancy in Canadian politics. This story is apparently one of his faves. I gather it's not polite to tell him to not farking send me stuff - we actually have newspapers here and they report things like terrorist suspects who were previously Idol contestants?

/Other than this, I like the guy.

That's what mail filters are for.

I'm The Foot Farking Master: Cam here for obtuse pic of Shawshank warden... Leaving sad.

/:(

Seconded... Fark failed me today...

Pfft, Repeats.

I guess that's better than acute terrorist?

/ba dum tis

Quiz: Why is a giant earthquake, which occurred only six miles underground and in a major urban centre, not made mention of anywhere on this site?

If I'm wrong fine, I take my pixellated lumps, but a search for "Zealand" and "Christchurch" both return "Nothing".

barefoot in the head: Quiz: Why is a giant earthquake, which occurred only six miles underground and in a major urban centre, not made mention of anywhere on this site?

If I'm wrong fine, I take my pixellated lumps, but a search for "Zealand" and "Christchurch" both return "Nothing".

If you would have included Hobbit to your search it would have given you a hit.

It took 13 posts to get a Shawshank pic? Geez was there a particularly raucous Fark party last night? You people still hungover/drunk?

Major league FAIL.

They forgot the cardinal rule: The answer is always (C).

Obtuse?
An obtuse moose gooser
sneakin' through the woods
goosin' him a snoozy moose,
ain't that good?
How to be a moose-gooser?
It'll turn ya puce!
Get yer gooser loose
and rouse a drowsy moose.

madmann: Major league FAIL.

They forgot the cardinal rule: The answer is always (C).

Agreed. I read the quiz and thought to myself, WTF? I know from RTA the answer listed is not C, but since it is quoted from Fark, the answer must always be C!

I am disappoint.