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(Celebuzz) Weird Kelly Osbourne is half the woman she used to be   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 115
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2010-09-03 02:48:19 PM
That head is FREAKISHLY huge.

I seriously hope that's photoshopped, because that's just creepy.
 
2010-09-03 02:57:26 PM
Wow. The proportions on her are pretty off-putting.
 
2010-09-03 03:03:51 PM
She's a woman that looks better with a little extra weight.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 03:16:33 PM
Well, 1/4 of her is head, so that doesn't leave a lot for the rest of her.
 
2010-09-03 04:10:12 PM
www.the-better-man.com

It's like a plum on a toothpick. That's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system. I'm not kidding, that girl's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts!
 
2010-09-03 05:52:33 PM
She looks like a tennis racquet.
 
2010-09-03 06:01:14 PM
That's funny.

I clicked on an article about Kelly Osbourne and got redirected to an article about Marvin the Paranoid Android.

How did the hell did THAT happen?
 
2010-09-03 06:04:23 PM
I prefer fat Kelly, she was easier to make fun of.

img.photobucket.com

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2010-09-03 06:11:49 PM
Good for her, as long as she did it for herself.
 
2010-09-03 06:20:20 PM
TommyymmoT: That head is FREAKISHLY huge.

I seriously hope that's photoshopped, because that's just creepy.


This

Relatively Obscure: Wow. The proportions on her are pretty off-putting.

This

Bunnyhat: She's a woman that looks better with a little extra weight.

And this
 
2010-09-03 06:32:25 PM
Well, yeah. I guess. But this (new window)is on the same page. So it's a little har...I mean a little difficult to pay attention.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 06:38:56 PM
I guess that's what people mean when they say they're "big boned"
 
2010-09-03 06:42:18 PM
For the next month, anyway. The jowls appear to have remained full-sized, however.
 
2010-09-03 08:16:31 PM
We really need to stop putting these people on a pedestal because they're kids of famous people. Let's just put the famous people themselves on the pedestal, if anyone.
 
2010-09-03 08:33:58 PM
bighasbeen: It's like a plum on a toothpick. That's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid. Has it's own weather system. I'm not kidding, that girl's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts!

Awesome.
 
2010-09-03 08:40:49 PM
Darth_Lukecash: Good for her, as long as she did it for herself.

I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave this Fark thread if you don't have anything hurtful or negative to say.
 
2010-09-03 08:42:08 PM
Her weight loss is attributable to equal parts of cocaine use and self-loathing.
 
2010-09-03 08:51:41 PM
Pud: I guess that's what people mean when they say they're "big boned"

Giant skulled.
 
2010-09-03 08:52:04 PM
She can lose 50 more pounds and she'd still be dog-ass ugly.
 
2010-09-03 08:54:01 PM
Yes, but how many toes does she have?!
 
2010-09-03 08:55:10 PM
Jesus CHRIST! I thought that was Bridget the Midget! O_O

I can't believe I'm gonna say this, but, can we have the chunky version back? Please?
 
2010-09-03 08:57:00 PM
FSM on a fork, that hat is fugly
 
2010-09-03 08:57:55 PM
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2010-09-03 08:58:47 PM
I'd throw it in there for backstage passes to her dad's concert, and a gallon of clorox.
 
2010-09-03 09:01:08 PM
OK, so none of the weight that she lost was from her monolithic head. The rest of her is looking pretty damn good though, so I say bag it and call it good. Just make sure you use one of those stretchy Hefty bags cause DAYUM that's still an enormous noggin on that girl.
 
2010-09-03 09:05:50 PM
So now she's ugly and thin.
 
2010-09-03 09:09:58 PM
Wow, she's thin like all you guys like, but her HEAD is too big?

Man, you have tough standards.
 
2010-09-03 09:10:07 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: That's funny.

I clicked on an article about Kelly Osbourne and got redirected to an article about Marvin the Paranoid Android.

How did the hell did THAT happen?


I don't know about you, but that would make me VERY angry.

/Not really.
//He and Gossamer are my favorite Looney Tunes characters.
 
2010-09-03 09:13:51 PM
That's a weird picture. She really does look quite good now, check this picture from the Emmys.

/Girl has some solid stems.
//NTTAWWT
 
2010-09-03 09:14:52 PM
Balchinian Quote 2010-09-03 09:01:08 PM
OK, so none of the weight that she lost was from her monolithic head. The rest of her is looking pretty damn good though, so I say bag it and call it good. Just make sure you use one of those stretchy Hefty bags cause DAYUM that's still an enormous noggin on that girl.


When I saw the pics on that site the first thing I thought of were moai. Did you say monolithic?

i55.tinypic.com
 
2010-09-03 09:15:02 PM
Gastric bypass? Seems that everyone who has one winds up with some kind of wierd big head...
images.broadwayworld.com

sportsmed.starwave.com
msnbcmedia4.msn.com
Apparently the head is the last place you lose it...
 
2010-09-03 09:16:17 PM
I dunno what to think. I kind of wanna tap that.....Look at those legs...
 
2010-09-03 09:19:48 PM
eddie izzard has some damn good legs
 
2010-09-03 09:20:10 PM
I've never been so ashamed to have an erection.
 
2010-09-03 09:21:44 PM
www.picpop.com
 
2010-09-03 09:22:56 PM
Wow I never thought I'd say this about her but I'd stick it in her pooper. I wouldn't even require ATM. Those thighs are lookin good.
 
2010-09-03 09:25:39 PM
Walker: I prefer fat Kelly, she was easier to make fun of.

Not to worry. She'll be fat again... soon.
 
2010-09-03 09:32:30 PM
i've done worse. i think the bleached hair is a bad choice. her head might not look so big if she were back in black, to coin a phrase.

does anyone happen to recognize the synth tattooed on her right forearm?
 
2010-09-03 09:40:21 PM
She looks good, would look better as a brunette, but still, she looks good.
 
2010-09-03 09:43:28 PM
Still a pig. If you think she looks good, you have shiatty taste.
 
2010-09-03 09:46:57 PM
From regularly reading the Photoshop Disasters blog, I have to say that this seems to belong there. Head cut and paste is pretty common in celeb photos, and sometimes they do it really badly.
 
2010-09-03 09:48:11 PM
Legs look great. The rest... not so much.
 
2010-09-03 09:49:23 PM
"Still a pig. If you think she looks good, you have shiatty taste."

I said she looked good, not drop dead gorgeous.
Your mom was ok looking too....
 
2010-09-03 09:52:49 PM
johnsmith99: Still a pig. If you think she looks good, you have shiatty taste.

Ha-Ha! Well, y'know, it takes one to know one, so there!

yup, i'd hit it, and i have spectacular taste--well, that's what my mom tells me every night she tucks me into bed
 
2010-09-03 09:58:13 PM
j t robot: i've done worse. i think the bleached hair is a bad choice. her head might not look so big if she were back in black, to coin a phrase.

does anyone happen to recognize the synth tattooed on her right forearm?


I too, was curious, so I looked around.

"Kelly Osbourne has an awesome new tattoo of a sweet (fictional?) synth with X-Y, 2 wheel mods, 5-band EQ, 3-octave keyboard, and...a spectrograph??? Can't decide if this makes me want to puke or give her a high-five." Leaving aside the obvious questions ("What the hell?" and "What kind of fool would put mod wheels way over on the right hand side?")

Better picture (new window)
 
2010-09-03 10:01:41 PM
Lars The Canadian Viking: From regularly reading the Photoshop Disasters blog, I have to say that this seems to belong there. Head cut and paste is pretty common in celeb photos, and sometimes they do it really badly.

And sometimes they do it 10 times in a row!

FYI, it's not a photoshop. There are plenty of other pictures of her taken at various times and they all make her head look huge. It's probably because she has a huge head.
 
2010-09-03 10:02:41 PM
Still no cure for lantern-head, I see.
 
2010-09-03 10:05:53 PM
Wolverines: Holy shiat she got hot.

Obviously hot enough to expand the air in her head.
Any hotter, and she'll be giving balloon rides to tourists.
 
2010-09-03 10:09:57 PM
TommyymmoT: Wolverines: Holy shiat she got hot.

Obviously hot enough to expand the air in her head.
Any hotter, and she'll be giving balloon rides to tourists.


She already gave them tunnel of love rides.
 
2010-09-03 10:13:34 PM
She used to have great thighs and nice tits. She still has great thighs. I would love to spend some time between them. Please ladies, more lunges, more squats, more leg presses. Get those puppies into Jenna Von Oy/Ahmo Hight territory.
 
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