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2010-09-03 01:34:11 PM
"I'm on vacation for about a year, about a year," Mayweather said. "As soon as we come off vacation, we're going to cook that little yellow chump. We ain't worried about that. So they ain't gotta worry about me fighting the midget. Once I kick the midget ass, I don't want you all to jump on my d---. So you all better get on the bandwagon now. ... Once I stomp the midget, I'll make that mother f----- make me a sushi roll and cook me some rice."

Jesus H., what a dick.
 
2010-09-03 01:41:38 PM
I couldn't make it through the whole clip but every time I skipped ahead, he was making a rice and sushi crack.

Watermelon and fried chicken Floyd... Watermelon and fried chicken...
 
2010-09-03 01:49:45 PM
"I'm on vacation for about a year, about a year,"

Shouldn't you go get the papers, get the papers?
 
2010-09-03 02:35:17 PM
What are Floyd's boys going to say when he's on the canvas?
 
2010-09-03 03:23:05 PM
Floyd Mayweather Jr. is the undisputed...biggest pussy in sports.
 
2010-09-03 03:30:11 PM
Quit ducking him, Floyd. He isn't going to suddenly get terrible in a year, and Margarito doesn't have the bullshiat in his gloves anymore to derail Pacquiao's career for a couple years the way he did to Cotto.
 
2010-09-03 03:30:46 PM
And it's a farking travesty that Antonio Margarito can get licensed to fight anywhere.
 
2010-09-03 03:38:23 PM
The hilarious part of this, too, is that Mayweather wants to be thought of as one of the greatest fighters ever, but you can't duck your main rival and be in that category. Ali didn't duck Frasier or Foreman, Sugar Ray Robinson didn't duck Jake LaMotta. You have no right to make that claim about yourself until you fight and beat Paquiao,Floyd.
 
TSD [TotalFark]
2010-09-03 03:45:22 PM
but that boy can dance

i41.photobucket.com

//just sayin'
 
2010-09-03 04:13:06 PM
I love sushi roll and rice.
 
2010-09-03 04:21:31 PM
I hope Paq-Man embarrasses this ignorant asshole.
 
2010-09-03 04:23:53 PM
As if all of America wouldn't be rooting on Pacquiao before this, if Floyd ever finds his balls.
 
2010-09-03 04:24:18 PM
That mother f----- Pacquiao, he can't speak no English.

Now that's just ignaint.
 
2010-09-03 04:29:15 PM
"At this particular time I don't know if I'm gonna fight again," Mayweather said. "As of right now, I truly believe I am gonna fight again, but as of right now I don't have the urge to get up.

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2010-09-03 04:30:39 PM
Floyd is going to get beat into permanent retirement.
 
2010-09-03 04:31:02 PM
He's good but the other guy is great.

He's going to get his face caved in.

I think they understand that things have to get this stupid to get people to watch boxing anymore.
 
2010-09-03 04:32:04 PM
bighasbeen: And it's a farking travesty that Antonio Margarito can get licensed to fight anywhere.

Well, he was denied in California, but Texas doesn't really have an athletic commission, if I've got my facts straight. So yeah, he can't get licensed. The truly disgusting part is that Pac would even consider fighting him. Margacheato ought to be in jail for what he did to Cotto and Cintron and who knows who else.
 
2010-09-03 04:36:16 PM
And either of them could be beat in under 3 minutes by a 50 year old and a single leg takedown. Ta-da. Boxing is dying because of douche bags like this.
 
2010-09-03 04:38:07 PM
You will always be number 2 in the minds of the public until you find your balls and actually fight Pac, Mayweather.

Until then, it's all just jibba-jabba. Man up and fight.
 
2010-09-03 04:39:13 PM
coma: And either of them could be beat in under 3 minutes by a 50 year old and a single leg takedown. Ta-da. Boxing is dying because of douche bags like this.

I like MMA more than boxing, but I don't think it's a fair comparison to put Toney up against either of these guys in terms of how they'd do in the octagon.
 
2010-09-03 04:43:16 PM
Mayweather sure can dance, but can he box?
 
2010-09-03 04:43:23 PM
coma: And either of them could be beat in under 3 minutes by a 50 year old and a single leg takedown. Ta-da. Boxing is dying because of douche bags like this.

And yet Chael Sonnen has become the new hero of a large part of the UFC crowd.
 
2010-09-03 04:48:37 PM
brap: I think they understand that things have to get this stupid to get people to watch boxing anymore.

That.
 
2010-09-03 04:52:30 PM
Maybe we can put Count Floyd the ring with GSP, just for shiats and giggles.
 
2010-09-03 04:55:53 PM
Hot Lunch: bighasbeen: And it's a farking travesty that Antonio Margarito can get licensed to fight anywhere.

Well, he was denied in California, but Texas doesn't really have an athletic commission, if I've got my facts straight. So yeah, he can't get licensed. The truly disgusting part is that Pac would even consider fighting him. Margacheato ought to be in jail for what he did to Cotto and Cintron and who knows who else.


Farkin' A right. $20 and a smile gets you licensed in Texas. farker shouldn't ever be allowed in a ring in this country ever again. But Pacquiao has to fight somebody: he's already beaten everyone else but Floyd.

coma: Boxing is dying because of douche bags like this.

No, boxing is dying because there hasn't been a truly dominant heavyweight since Lennox Lewis and there hasn't been an interesting one since Mike Tyson. I'm supposed to get excited about watching the Klitschkos beat up on a bunch of tomato cans in between fights where they expose Sam Peter as a one trick pony?
 
2010-09-03 04:59:33 PM
Hot Lunch: The truly disgusting part is that Pac would even consider fighting him.

I'm hoping Pac ends his career.
 
2010-09-03 05:00:04 PM
There are very few things I'm willing to pay to watch- a Clemson/angry chickens game, an nice, loud, Budweiser fueled evening with Bristol, a regional at a normal arena in March versus a goddamn football field, a donkey show, etc.

Manny beating the dogsh*t out of Floyd Mayweather will be priceless.
 
2010-09-03 05:00:56 PM
bighasbeen: No, boxing is dying because there hasn't been a truly dominant heavyweight since Lennox Lewis and there hasn't been an interesting one since Mike Tyson. I'm supposed to get excited about watching the Klitschkos beat up on a bunch of tomato cans in between fights where they expose Sam Peter as a one trick pony?

Well, boxing should just do what it used to do (and what the UFC is currently doing): make the heavyweights seem a LOT more talented than they actually are, by giving them a lot of undeserved hype.
 
2010-09-03 05:02:54 PM
puffy999: bighasbeen: No, boxing is dying because there hasn't been a truly dominant heavyweight since Lennox Lewis and there hasn't been an interesting one since Mike Tyson. I'm supposed to get excited about watching the Klitschkos beat up on a bunch of tomato cans in between fights where they expose Sam Peter as a one trick pony?

Well, boxing should just do what it used to do (and what the UFC is currently doing): make the heavyweights seem a LOT more talented than they actually are, by giving them a lot of undeserved hype.


They tried with Chris Arreola, but he ate it.
 
2010-09-03 05:03:59 PM
puffy999: Hot Lunch: The truly disgusting part is that Pac would even consider fighting him.

I'm hoping Pac ends his career.


Mosley already gave him a pretty decent beating, and that ought to have ended his career, but the(and I hesitate to use this word) man has no shame
 
2010-09-03 05:07:35 PM
bighasbeen: They tried with Chris Arreola, but he ate it.

Not to mention he caught a pretty savage Klitschko beating and then dropped way too many F bombs in the post fight interview
 
2010-09-03 05:08:10 PM
All of this would be great if it was pre fight hype. As it is...eh.

Sign up and fight, ffs.
 
2010-09-03 05:12:54 PM
Floyd Gayfeather can dodge all he wants, he has no respect from anyone anymore.

/BOK BOK BOK BOOOOOOOOOOOOK
//Chickenz
 
2010-09-03 05:16:06 PM
coma: And either of them could be beat in under 3 minutes by a 50 year old and a single leg takedown. Ta-da.

Meanwhile the best MMA has would be beat into hamburger by either one of these guys if forced to stand up and fight like a man.

Why do people always do this? It's two completely separate things. Do we wonder how mma guys would do against the graeco-roman guys at the olympic trials? How far they can throw a frisbee? If they'd be a decent fullback?
 
2010-09-03 05:25:31 PM
Reminds me of that rocky movie where that young white kid wanted to be champ and rocky told him he's not ready, and when he finally did become champ, people still hated his guts.
 
2010-09-03 05:28:25 PM
Moopy Mac: coma: And either of them could be beat in under 3 minutes by a 50 year old and a single leg takedown. Ta-da. Boxing is dying because of douche bags like this.

And yet Chael Sonnen has become the new hero of a large part of the UFC crowd.


Chael Sonnen is white. That's the difference. Seriously. When white guys pull this crap, it's "a tough guy toughing it out, tough-style." When black people do it, they're thugs. No questions asked. That's how you get a Fark.com where attempted murder is okay in hockey but basketball is the thug-line.
 
2010-09-03 05:29:41 PM
bighasbeen: Quit ducking him, Floyd. He isn't going to suddenly get terrible in a year, and Margarito doesn't have the bullshiat in his gloves anymore to derail Pacquiao's career for a couple years the way he did to Cotto.

Margarito should be in prison, and that is that.
 
2010-09-03 05:30:24 PM
Trouble is, if I tried to show Floyd how I felt about this, I'd hit the deck faster than my shadow.
 
2010-09-03 05:30:58 PM
Mike_LowELL: That's how you get a Fark.com where attempted murder is okay in hockey

Since when?
 
2010-09-03 05:39:27 PM
puffy999: Hot Lunch: The truly disgusting part is that Pac would even consider fighting him.

I'm hoping Pac ends his career.


Doubt it, no matter who wins it will set up a rematch. That's how boxing seems to work. Might even be a third fight, well only if the 1st one happens.
 
2010-09-03 05:41:37 PM
puffy999: Since when?

If I remember correctly, every FARK.com hockey thread involving a hit that causes serious injury to a player usually ends up being debated on the lines of whether he deserved it or not.
 
2010-09-03 05:42:10 PM
pvd021: Reminds me of that rocky movie where that young white kid wanted to be champ and rocky told him he's not ready, and when he finally did become champ, people still hated his guts.

That's because Tommy Morrison couldn't farking act.
 
2010-09-03 05:44:16 PM
TheJoe03: Doubt it, no matter who wins it will set up a rematch.

I meant, physically, I hope Pac-man makes it so that the cheating asshole simply cannot box anymore.
 
2010-09-03 05:45:04 PM
puffy999: TheJoe03: Doubt it, no matter who wins it will set up a rematch.

I meant, physically, I hope Pac-man makes it so that the cheating asshole simply cannot box anymore.


Hopefully, I hate Mayweather.
 
2010-09-03 05:52:28 PM
MONEY, God I love this guy. Promotional genius.

He's running an Andy Kauffman game on America, and it's working like a charm. Mayweather obviously needs more time to heal (likely his bum hand). In the meantime, he's going to do whatever it takes to hype the hell out of this fight. He knows this will be his last big payday (win or lose, there's no one else out there for him to fight, really), and he wants the PPV buys to reach an insurmountable record.

And then he will put on a technical display the likes of which Pac Man has never seen before.

Flame away, Farkers. It's exactly what he wants. The masses play checkers; Floyd plays chess.
 
2010-09-03 05:55:57 PM
What a dumb attractive and successful African-American
 
2010-09-03 05:59:29 PM
MysticSavage: pvd021: Reminds me of that rocky movie where that young white kid wanted to be champ and rocky told him he's not ready, and when he finally did become champ, people still hated his guts.

That's because Tommy Morrison couldn't farking act.



I LOL'd.
 
2010-09-03 06:02:10 PM
Now That's What I Call a Taco!: MONEY, God I love this guy. Promotional genius.

He's running an Andy Kauffman game on America, and it's working like a charm. Mayweather obviously needs more time to heal (likely his bum hand). In the meantime, he's going to do whatever it takes to hype the hell out of this fight. He knows this will be his last big payday (win or lose, there's no one else out there for him to fight, really), and he wants the PPV buys to reach an insurmountable record.

And then he will put on a technical display the likes of which Pac Man has never seen before.

Flame away, Farkers. It's exactly what he wants. The masses play checkers; Floyd plays chess.


Wrong and stupid to a degree greater than 10.

Idiocy on a criminal level is what the Mayweathers do, there's no acting in it at all. They beat and rape women, slander people, shoot guys in the parking lot of a skating rink, blow millions in public and nearly get thrown in jail for not paying taxes on it, and duck legitimate boxing threats. Criminal idiocy isn't an act, it's who he is, and you're an idiot for believing otherwise.
 
2010-09-03 06:03:32 PM
Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Flame away, Farkers. It's exactly what he wants. The masses play checkers; Floyd plays chess.

I'm probably naive but I'm wondering how much I'd be comforted by a few extra million if a billion people who didn't know me thought I was a racist cheating coward. Maybe it would be enough, I don't know.
 
2010-09-03 06:06:19 PM
Hopefull Manny won't flip out when he hears about those racist comments.
 
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