I gather the cuffs were still... uh, slippery from their previous encounter and he was just trying to rescue puppies...

Actually, because I was reading this here, I assumed he drowned or something.

Johnson then ran down an embankment and into the river, police said, and officers were able to catch Johnson a short time later.

How anti-climactic.

I do not think that would actually be the safe assumption submitter. In fact I believe this would be very interesting news. Let us say that for instance this person did this escaping after doing the rape of a young girl. Then the person does the movies later in life. This would be the story to tell the children and would very much be more interesting than to say that the person just moved to another place for the fun of doing this. So I am not sure what you are trying to pull here but the story I just did the reading of was not exciting and if the person did do the escaping for a new life I would have a better expectation of reading this here because it would be more of a surprise.

Now THAT is a fascinating story!

busy chillin': A Bethlehem man is missing? Oh, I've heard THAT story before.

Maybe here: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1920094/bethlehem_pa_man_missing_for_7_ days.html?cat=5

FTFA: But by the time police arrived at the station, Johnson had somehow had somehow slipped out of his cuffs, police said.

I wonder if that part was for emphasis. He somehow, somehow slipped out of those cuffs. Either that, or the proof reader is in the eigth grade.

busy chillin': meow said the dog

Well, actually I was thinking more along the lines of Jesus...

No, Mister Jesus G. Gonzalez is not missing from there. He is actually still running the successful painting business.

http://www.manta.com/c/mtwhz0g/jesus-g-gonzalez-painting

sboyle1020: Englebert Slaptyback: sboyle1020

So two baggies = intent to deliver?


Maybe they were labeled 'his' and 'hers'.

And had a street value of $50,000

And were the three gallon size.

busy chillin': Oh God, that is awesome.

/ I'm going to add you on list of people that are favorites

Hello and thank you for this!

1nsanilicious: Quasar: Actually, because I was reading this here, I assumed he drowned or something.

Johnson then ran down an embankment and into the river, police said, and officers were able to catch Johnson a short time later.

How anti-climactic.

THIS.

Mods are greenlighting anything for the allmighty $$ that TotalFarkers shell out.

Also, I am noticing that Submitards think Fark is all about the headline and nothing about the actual article.

(eye roll)

Christ, if it bothers you that effing much, don't bother. I've been pissed off about exactly one non-greenlight in the past 7 years, and that was the Michigan Oil Spill. Of course, there were Gulf Oil Spill threads to hijack, so I had that going for me and other Michiganders, which was nice.

TFers can comment on their own submissions and give their link a slight leg up in being noticed and then approved, but that's about it. They can also see what's already been submitted, so if someone really cared about a greenlight and not wasting their time they could waste their time looking at the queue before submitting.

/sponsored 5 or so times now
//so basically I inhabit the purgatory between Fark and TF