that's extra cheesy

Um, you know what? I'm fine. No dipping sauce, thanks.

"I didn't know Domino's offers white sauce on their pizza now."
"They don't."
(Pause)
"Oh. Huh. Oh well..." *omnomnom*

I'm glad i didn't order the Cinnastix with an extra order of dipping sauce.

I never got the point of phone sex lines... Anyone?

Skip the bacon ranch pizza.

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?

"Honey, you've got to try this alfredo sauce!"

".....We didn't order anything with alfredo sauce..."

That's what a Domino's in an old Taco Bell looks like.

Wanna know what's in the secret sauce?

He's done filled his last donut, last muffin, last cake. He puts the pizza in his pants, sets the oven to bake. Ideas flow into his head from the pornos, you know He's a-hungry and a-horny sticks his dong in the dough. Bakin' up some pizza in a sexual frenzy, sounds the alarm, and then he slices it, serves it right up on a tray. May i take your order? Oh...OK!
Fingering his finger puppet, gets down on his knees and farkS it Fingering his finger puppet, gets on his.... Who needs a girl? We don't need no inflatable doll, Cause when you got some raw dough, You've got a friend for life. Grabs a hold of the dough, and you know he starts humpin' He says, "It's not really weird, it's like a loogie or something!" He digs masturbation, hears it's makin' a comeback, He rolls up the dough for quite some snack, Some think he's sexually repressed, some say his mind's diseased, Some call him up at Little Ceasar's, order Cheeser cheese!

Sounds like one of those yahoos that filmed themselves spitting and farting in someone's food found another Domino's to work in.

Bone-Appetite

justanotherfarkinfarker: I never got the point of phone sex lines... Anyone?

It's a woman talking dirty. That's the point.

Multitasking employee deserves a raise!
Oh, wait. I think he gave himself one.

Maturin: Skip the bacon ranch pizza.

OMG there is bacon ranch pizza?!

Also, this is why I make my own pizza. So "special sauces", no hairs, no boogers, no nothing. Yum!

I work at said multinational corporation, getting a kick, etc.

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii: Maturin: Skip the bacon ranch pizza.

OMG there is bacon ranch pizza?!

Also, this is why I make my own pizza. So no "special sauces", no hairs, no boogers, no nothing. Yum!


/FTFM

bride_of_adam_cole: That's what a Domino's in an old Taco Bell looks like.

I knew that building looked familiar!! Have one out here that's a law office now....even after 20 years still think of that taco hell bein there.........

Uncle Enzo frowns on these shenanigans.

Drakonas: Bone-Appetite

Bleh. Who filtched that out and spit it onto a pizza?

Just don't mix up which hand is doing what.

Jayzbo: I work at said multinational corporation, getting a kick, etc.

you work at a phone sex line?

They shouldn't call it phone sex unless the person actually has sex with the phone.

what_now: You know to guarantee your pizza boy isn't fapping while making your pie?

Better hope he doesn't have a cheese fetish.

justanotherfarkinfarker: I never got the point of phone sex lines... Anyone?

Who isn't up for stimulating conversation?

... then I don't want to be right!

CrispFlows: Fark the employees who steal debit card numbers.

fark them til they pass out.

Then dump them in the middle of the desert at midnight.

Ummmm how about no.

Domino's Pizza is missing out on an opportunity for a new source of revenue. Phone sex operators that take your pizza order. You pay a premium and get the sexy talking order taker that gets your order and you off.

"Apparently, this is wrong"

Yes. Everything involving Domino's Pizza is wrong.

HollowOnTheOutside: Domino's Pizza is missing out on an opportunity for a new source of revenue. Phone sex operators that take your pizza order. You pay a premium and get the sexy talking order taker that gets your order and you off.

And if you don't come in 30 minutes, your call is free?

fta: the phone sex company has agreed to refund the women's money and say they are willing to turn over all records and recordings of the call to authorities.

And who thinks that these businesses are dishonorable and run by a bunch of sinners? Support your local phone sex operator.

Cosmic Crab: HollowOnTheOutside: Domino's Pizza is missing out on an opportunity for a new source of revenue. Phone sex operators that take your pizza order. You pay a premium and get the sexy talking order taker that gets your order and you off.

And if you don't come in 30 minutes, your call is free?

That or offer to make the delivery in person to "finish you off" for just a small additional fee. Perfect business model.

If I was the Domino's company I'd be less angry that the man broke the law, and more happy that they finally found an employee that can multitask. Give this man an executive position.

Roomed with three guys in college, found some 976 number charges on our phone bill...everyone denying they did it..finally got up nerve to ask home-owner's husband upstairs if he had happened to use our phone. Admitted it, but said it was for "research" purposes for a study he was doing for some church center.

Right. Didn't believe him at all, but he paid that part of the bill and asked that we not mention it to his wife.

Dang, I could have blackmailed him big time...DUH.

We cleaned the phone and checked the garbage for tissues. One guy complained his socks were a bit too starchy....

That's funny that Dominos first told her to go take the yard and the phone sex company was the one to step up and help.

I guess they are in the business of pleasing, though, so it makes sense.

FTA "Amazing that a sex line company is the one doing the right thing. Domino's management (above the store level) used to be much more responsive. Sounds like they've lost their values since TSM sold the company."

How often does this guy complain to Domino's that he is able to give a comparison between upper managements responsiveness then and now?

What a D-bag.

what_now:

You know to guarantee your pizza boy isn't fapping while making your pie?



is that freddy krueger in the first pic?

I clicked on this comments link for the sole purpose of seeing the George from Seinfeld pic... and when I saw it still laughed -- is that weird?

Ugh. We've actually ordered from that particular locale. Shudder.
/off to look at my bank statements very carefully.

bighasbeen
*snerk*